There is no sleeping when there are commies about!
This is another plan I had:
If any communist would like to have sex with me so I can come into your inner circle (yes, that's a mighty pun) and get some trade secrets to pass off to the Phallanoiager Network, please just fill out an Application of Prostitution and feed it to the computer in triplicate and I will take a look tonight thankyouverymuch.
Evilbadman sent me a link to determine my role. It was a personality quiz, highest percentage would determine my place.
For 50 % you are: You are a fun-loving fairy. You are definitely a people person. Remember to have other priorities than your friends.
Look, Shamus, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're a patsy, see?, you're my little flowery patsy and I'm going to plant you in my garden and watch you grow and then pluck you and put you in my briefcase while singing and dancing in the rain all Astaire-like. See? See?
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Serves 'em right, obviously.
I already know who's going to win the game. I RNGed it.
Lady Eri is.
Shh.
Say her name three times and she'll get you.
This is another plan I had:
If any communist would like to have sex with me so I can come into your inner circle (yes, that's a mighty pun) and get some trade secrets to pass off to the Phallanoiager Network, please just fill out an Application of Prostitution and feed it to the computer in triplicate and I will take a look tonight thankyouverymuch.
If it's in bed, it's ded....or something.
Everyone knows communists like sleeping, I saw it on National Geographic Channel.
Hey guys I'm the Wraith!
Okay, Charlie Sheen.
...wait, that PM wasn't from EvilBadMan.
I am Spartacus, Wraith Baron of the Anarchs!
Charlie Sheen is one of my favourite Sheens. Also, he is not a communist. Therefore Gnasty is a mutant. MY LOGIC IS IMPECCABLE.
Edit: But my spelling blows.
Cheer up, Charlie!
I've got a Golden Ticket!
1. jothki
2. telcus
Oh and smasher? !zap you very much (Smasher) I was planning on going after you anyway.
I also !accuse visiblehowl for all those late narrations all the time dammit.
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Sorry
Why are you posting pics of Nicole Kidman here?
I never got revenge for the councillor phalla. You're just zapping me 'cause you're a dirty commie.
Look, Shamus, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're a patsy, see?, you're my little flowery patsy and I'm going to plant you in my garden and watch you grow and then pluck you and put you in my briefcase while singing and dancing in the rain all Astaire-like. See? See?
They never see.
Assuming the guns work properly.
Wait, wasn't Drez voted to be zapped twice? Those are certainly better odds.
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Thrice I believe, but who's counting? The computer might be.
Verily.
Of course. The computer counts everything.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Metal arms? Sounds like mutant talk to me.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Tell us, good cyborg, were the arms granted to you by the friend computer?
But he is me.