Hey guys, you know that big surprise at the end of night one? I bet they're gonna take away our guns for shooting up the meeting room, better use em while you got em.
I !retract Drez, hes going to be holier than swiss cheese. I !accuse infidel because hes an infidel, really what more reason do I need?
You were cool in Voyage to phalla, but damnit, your bullshit is bullshit.
!accuse Drez of being a dirty commie
Save your accusations for someone who is going to otherwise live past the first day. Drez has so many zaps targeted at him, if he survives it all he will have to be crowned King of the RNG. (With Munkus only being Queen.)
There is no evidence to base anything on at this point though, and I doubt anything will come out until Day 2. Voting for this bandwagon doesn't really hurt anyone, it's not suspicious, and it keeps me at my low profile from which I can observe without seeming like I'm trying to be silent, same with why I'm posting this in the first place.
Of course I'm a noob, so I may be wrong :P
well for future reference, you probably don't want to be telling everyone you're trying to keep a low profile. It defeats the purpose of keeping a low profile and everyone starts to wonder why you're trying to hide.
Also, everything everyone does is suspicious, even voting on the bandwagon. This is doubly true here in phallanoia.
Yeah, what the heck is that? Keeping a low profile, are you? Trying to not be suspicious, are you? Thinking on day one, are you?
There's a time to think, and there's a time to act. This, gentlemen, is no time to think!
!Zap Wenchkilla.
Oh. And I !accuse Smasher of being a filthy commie. The only thing he's trying to Smash is Friend Computer's system of enlightened government.
Damnit, I'm a special this game and I am going to be useful even if its only going to be a two day game. I better end up as King Louis in the French Phalla.
I am a member of the Ultraviolet Circle (of three) and each day we get to decide on one person to 'clear' (doublecheck security clearance.) This allows us to find communists, but not mutants apparently. We have also been made aware of an enforcer somewhere. I would like the enforcer to please protect me tonight, and that way force the communists to zap me if they want to kill me. Then we simply kill the people that zap me, if they have the guts, if not, we can begin the two days of actual seering we will get done. I have to figure out who is not liable to die, before beginning seering, but I will take suggestions.
Hes lying! Our glorious brothers of the ultraviolet have authorization to perform nuclear strikes, they do not do background checks!
Maybe if you had picked a more reasonable security clearance to impersonate you wouldn't have been caught so fast, Mutant Scum.
Partially because he made it to page five without getting zapped... partially because I want to make sure he's dead... and partially because Drez seems to be taken care of.. I !zap shamus. So, this is fun.. but I doubt day 1 is going to tell us much of anything about who's who, since everyone (except Drez) is just zapping people who they feel they need to get some kind of revenge on... which is just about everyone on everybody (out of the regulars).
Actually I don't feel I need revenge on Ardor. I just wanted the first Phallanoiager post and I wanted to kill Ardor. Totally innocently. Like a bluebird singing sweetly into the blue morning sky while others pass by underfoot oblivious.
This may be the first game I've participated in that it wouldn't be out of reach to kill off most of the inactives... imagine that, a Phalla with no inactive people or people with very little activity. :P
Um, so, we're just zapping away now, are we? Sounds like fun, however, since I'm not a crazy person, I'll just !vote for Drez, like everybody else is doing.
Um, so, we're just zapping away now, are we? Sounds like fun, however, since I'm not a crazy person, I'll just !vote for Drez, like everybody else is doing.
That is so communist! I !accuse Abraham F. Hawk of being communist scum!
People who will die (don’t vote for them)
Ardor
Drez
Jdarksun
Plutoium
Cantide
Funkeywaltdogg.
Senorfish
Gnasty
Smasher
Shamus
Unearthly stew
Munkus beaver
Hylianbunny
Squasha
Wenchkilla
Mtvcdm
DiggerDude
SnakesonaPlane
Lost Son
Um, so, we're just zapping away now, are we? Sounds like fun, however, since I'm not a crazy person, I'll just !vote for Drez, like everybody else is doing.
That is so communist! I !accuse Abraham F. Hawk of being communist scum!
Damn it, I walked right in to that one, didn't I?
Since I just now learned to use my brain, I won't vote for Drez. So, !sorry for calling you a communist, Drez. You will die, of course, 'cause you're being zapped and all. Sorry.
Instead, I would like to !vote for Grundlterror, 'cause he's a bigg meanie. Like a communist.
Well the zaps were crazy at the beginning, but it looks like things have calmed down now. I will wait until more information is available before using my zap (if I do), rather than getting revenge.
As for votes I am !accusing Rygar, because his move would be a good one if he were a bad guy. This is just to show suspicion, if anybody else votes rygar I will retract if I am online.
Might as well try to do something useful since I've got a decent chance of spontaneously combusting tonight.
I think the MVP award goes to Munkus though.
CJ Iwakura is totally a communist
I mean, who else lets PK off his leash in their game? You're supposed to put up an electrical fence, put the collar on him and turn up the voltage so high that the lights dim when he tries to pass the invisible line.
This seems as good a Phalla as any to take out personal grudges, plus I'll likely be making an ally or two, so I will !allow Squashua to get that tingly feeling all over and !pull a McCarthy's suitcase out for Shamus.
Because really, they just deserve it.
edit: bold
Shit.
I'll come out right now. I am a Registered Mutant with an Energy Field ability that works like a Force Field.
I can protect myself from attacks if I use my power; there is a % chance it will not work and a smaller chance that my head will explode, but with such a useless ability as an otherwise plain Troubleshooter, I'm willing to take that chance.
I am going to use my power for as many nights as it takes to get this Network set-up.
Tonight:
Seers (I'm assuming there are 2 or more) - seer me.
Guardians (also assuming multiple) - if one of you has a "Guard against Mutants" guard, please Guard me (my power is supposedly proof against Commie attacks (if it works), but not Mutant). If you want to make sure I'm safe... guard me anyway, but I'll risk going naked.
Please don't !Zap me (anymore). Hopefully I can withstand this.
I'm not sure how to confirm someone on the next day, but I guess the seers can PM me with what you find tomorrow and I'll figure out how to get you to seer each other or someone else and we'll go from there.
I cannot share my PM and I have no additional contacts.
I !zap SnacksonaPlane for not thinking it through.
This seems as good a Phalla as any to take out personal grudges, plus I'll likely be making an ally or two, so I will !allow Squashua to get that tingly feeling all over and !pull a McCarthy's suitcase out for Shamus.
Because really, they just deserve it.
edit: bold
Shit.
I'll come out right now. I am a Registered Mutant with an Energy Field ability that works like a Force Field.
I can protect myself from attacks if I use my power; there is a % chance it will not work and a smaller chance that my head will explode, but with such a useless ability as an otherwise plain Troubleshooter, I'm willing to take that chance.
I am going to use my power for as many nights as it takes to get this Network set-up.
Tonight:
Seers (I'm assuming there are 2 or more) - seer me.
Guardians (also assuming multiple) - if one of you has a "Guard against Mutants" guard, please Guard me (my power is supposedly proof against Commie attacks (if it works), but not Mutant). If you want to make sure I'm safe... guard me anyway, but I'll risk going naked.
Please don't !Zap me (anymore). Hopefully I can withstand this.
I'm not sure how to confirm someone on the next day, but I guess the seers can PM me with what you find tomorrow and I'll figure out how to get you to seer each other or someone else and we'll go from there.
I cannot share my PM and I have no additional contacts.
I !zap SnacksonaPlane for not thinking it through.
NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No more frickin instant networks. All they frickin do is get all the good specials killed in the first couple of days.
Win Conditions Troubleshooters - win if all Traitors (Commie/Mutant) are dead.
Commies - win if all the Troubleshooters and Mutants are dead.
Mutant - wins if all other Players are dead.
Hmm.
!Retract CJ Iwakura. He's an ok communist !Squashua. Mutants are bad. Fallout games taught me this.
Anyone need a soda? I think Squashua left a 12 pack in the fridge and I have a feeling he won't need them anymore.
!Retract CJ Iwakura. He's an ok communist !Squashua. Mutants are bad. Fallout games taught me this.
Registered Mutants are GOOD. We wear big yellow stripes so you know us.
Gonna go find a FAQ on this...
Mutations
Even though modern cloning techniques are perfect (The Computer says so), occasionally a mutation has been known to creep into the genetic material. Although mutations are treasonous, The Computer has been known to overlook mutations if they are reported quickly. From time to time you may see a citizen with a yellow stripe on their uniform. This means they are a Registered Mutant and they have already confessed their mutation to The Computer.
Details of specific mutations are not available at your security clearance. Should you discover that you have a mutation, or you know of an unregistered mutant, you should report it immediately to The Computer.
If you should hear rumours that mutations are commonplace, you should report the citizen spreading the rumour immediately. Rumours are treason.
I !zap SnacksonaPlane for not thinking it through.
Dammit, I really wish I had saved my zap for ten more minutes because I would totally have zapped you for this comment, regardless of your role.
Un!accuse Malkor!accuse Squashua.
Snacks did a kneejerk zap. A network doesn't need cowboys.
What do you call the other twenty zaps that have gone off this morning?
And there is a reason I am always on your case.
Is that 'cause you're a dirty commie?
I !accuse FunkyWaltDogg especially b/c he ain't getting too many Zap votes that I can see in this mess. I have registered mutant SHIELDING powers, not registered mutant vote-finding powers.
!Retract CJ Iwakura. He's an ok communist !Squashua. Mutants are bad. Fallout games taught me this.
Registered Mutants are GOOD. We wear big yellow stripes so you know us.
Gonna go find a FAQ on this...
Mutations
Even though modern cloning techniques are perfect (The Computer says so), occasionally a mutation has been known to creep into the genetic material. Although mutations are treasonous, The Computer has been known to overlook mutations if they are reported quickly. From time to time you may see a citizen with a yellow stripe on their uniform. This means they are a Registered Mutant and they have already confessed their mutation to The Computer.
Details of specific mutations are not available at your security clearance. Should you discover that you have a mutation, or you know of an unregistered mutant, you should report it immediately to The Computer.
If you should hear rumours that mutations are commonplace, you should report the citizen spreading the rumour immediately. Rumours are treason.
If you know your Paranoia lore, you'd know this.
Thanks, I didn't know that to be honest. Truth be told, I felt like not planning anything for the first day other than to sit back and shoot someone without even thinking much. I'll consider your words later. I didn't plan on doing anything unless I somehow live through the night. If I decided to plan something, I would've honestly held my shot as we don't know what happens if you shoot a troubleshooter right now.
Posts
!zap precisionk.
I'll hold off on the accusation for now.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
I !retract Drez, hes going to be holier than swiss cheese. I !accuse infidel because hes an infidel, really what more reason do I need?
Hes lying! Our glorious brothers of the ultraviolet have authorization to perform nuclear strikes, they do not do background checks!
Maybe if you had picked a more reasonable security clearance to impersonate you wouldn't have been caught so fast, Mutant Scum.
I...see.
TWO first page zaps?
You could accuse me of being "pretty" if you want.
Edited for post below
!Vote BitterOldMan
That is so communist! I !accuse Abraham F. Hawk of being communist scum!
Ardor
Drez
Jdarksun
Plutoium
Cantide
Funkeywaltdogg.
Senorfish
Gnasty
Smasher
Shamus
Unearthly stew
Munkus beaver
Hylianbunny
Squasha
Wenchkilla
Mtvcdm
DiggerDude
SnakesonaPlane
Lost Son
!accuse Eldercat
Shoot the person on my left, point the person on my right...
Waking up to the first page is win.
Damn it, I walked right in to that one, didn't I?
Since I just now learned to use my brain, I won't vote for Drez. So, !sorry for calling you a communist, Drez. You will die, of course, 'cause you're being zapped and all. Sorry.
Instead, I would like to !vote for Grundlterror, 'cause he's a bigg meanie. Like a communist.
Is it too much to ask what the heck you're talking about?
Also, !zap DiggerDude !accuse Malkor.
Also also, !elect Munkus king
As for votes I am !accusing Rygar, because his move would be a good one if he were a bad guy. This is just to show suspicion, if anybody else votes rygar I will retract if I am online.
Those people aren't neccesarily dead, we don't know the percentage chance of misfire of the guns.
Might as well try to do something useful since I've got a decent chance of spontaneously combusting tonight.
I think the MVP award goes to Munkus though.
CJ Iwakura is totally a communist
I mean, who else lets PK off his leash in their game? You're supposed to put up an electrical fence, put the collar on him and turn up the voltage so high that the lights dim when he tries to pass the invisible line.
Man you screwed up, I'm a seer.
I accuse Locus because a RNG told me to.
Shit.
I'll come out right now. I am a Registered Mutant with an Energy Field ability that works like a Force Field.
I can protect myself from attacks if I use my power; there is a % chance it will not work and a smaller chance that my head will explode, but with such a useless ability as an otherwise plain Troubleshooter, I'm willing to take that chance.
I am going to use my power for as many nights as it takes to get this Network set-up.
Tonight:
Seers (I'm assuming there are 2 or more) - seer me.
Guardians (also assuming multiple) - if one of you has a "Guard against Mutants" guard, please Guard me (my power is supposedly proof against Commie attacks (if it works), but not Mutant). If you want to make sure I'm safe... guard me anyway, but I'll risk going naked.
Please don't !Zap me (anymore). Hopefully I can withstand this.
I'm not sure how to confirm someone on the next day, but I guess the seers can PM me with what you find tomorrow and I'll figure out how to get you to seer each other or someone else and we'll go from there.
I cannot share my PM and I have no additional contacts.
I !zap SnacksonaPlane for not thinking it through.
Dammit, I really wish I had saved my zap for ten more minutes because I would totally have zapped you for this comment, regardless of your role.
Un!accuse Malkor !accuse Squashua.
NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No more frickin instant networks. All they frickin do is get all the good specials killed in the first couple of days.
Especially since the number and types of specials are up in the air. A communist could easily make up a power and sneak right into Squashua's network.
Think it through, people.
Hmm.
!Retract CJ Iwakura. He's an ok communist
!Squashua. Mutants are bad. Fallout games taught me this.
Anyone need a soda? I think Squashua left a 12 pack in the fridge and I have a feeling he won't need them anymore.
Snacks did a kneejerk zap. A network doesn't need cowboys.
Plus, Funky, you are ALWAYS on my case about crap. Notorious for it.
I just found Rygar's post in the mess that is these 300-ish posts.
Well, that's 2 specials "outed".
Registered Mutants are GOOD. We wear big yellow stripes so you know us.
Gonna go find a FAQ on this...
If you know your Paranoia lore, you'd know this.
What do you call the other twenty zaps that have gone off this morning?
And there is a reason I am always on your case.
Is that 'cause you're a dirty commie?
I !accuse FunkyWaltDogg especially b/c he ain't getting too many Zap votes that I can see in this mess. I have registered mutant SHIELDING powers, not registered mutant vote-finding powers.
Thanks, I didn't know that to be honest. Truth be told, I felt like not planning anything for the first day other than to sit back and shoot someone without even thinking much. I'll consider your words later. I didn't plan on doing anything unless I somehow live through the night. If I decided to plan something, I would've honestly held my shot as we don't know what happens if you shoot a troubleshooter right now.
Thanks for the soda btw.
Drink Bouncy Bubble Beverage, it's the Mandatory Thing!
I !zap Zerinan.
!J'accuse Shamus for getting to Senor Fish before me.
It's clearly some sort of communist poison cola. I do not approve.
This is like a game show and I'm gonna win a prize right?
Come on! Big money big money, no whammies no whammies, Stop! (Zapped)