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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    should i specify a hallway or trust that i will end up with the coolest one if i do not?

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    well, you can let me pick, sure. if you're comfortable with that, of course

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wouldn't have it any other way.

    Melding on
  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Miles casts magic missile against the darkness.

    BugBoy on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    sorry orik, i'm going to sleep in a few minutes

    also i'm beginning to realize how difficult it is to write in the present tense

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So guys I've got an idea for an SCP I wanted to run past you.

    Ok so it's a mask (or maybe welding goggles??). And when you fall asleep in the same room as the mask, it levitates a couple of inches over your face, and as soon as you open your eyes after waking up it latches onto your face and does unspeakable things

    I'm guessing it can only move by itself when not being directly observed, or only when detecting alpha or delta brainwaves. It hovers right over your face for as long as it likes, then as soon as you open your eyes to see it, BAM.

    And it needs open eyes to send its feelers in through your pupils to feed on the juicy brain meats or whatever.

    It's playing on that old "There's something here, I can feel it, and it'll get me as soon as I open my eyes" thing.

    #pipe on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    gas mask

    gotta be a gas mask

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    if it wasn't already a thing i would suggest a comedy mask.

    Melding on
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Plastic glasses with Groucho-style nose and moustache.

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  • SilvenSilven Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Novelty disguise glasses that actually work as a functional disguise.

    edit: oh shit Rhesus that's what you were talking about

    My bad.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    it does seem really close to the comedy mask. i'd also ask what happens afterwards.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    well it doesn't take a dude over like the comedy mask does

    I was thinking more along the lines of boring your face out like that one shot in Aliens

    #pipe on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    Then what happens?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    what a hollowed out face aint enough for you?

    Man someone should do a thing like that fungus that makes ants climb trees and flash their butts at birds

    only

    only it does it to people

    #pipe on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Like the fungus makes the ants get eaten by birds because birds are its prefered host

    so like

    imagine a person gets infected by a fungus or something

    and it compels you to go into the ocean

    and when salt water hits your body you start bleeding from every orifice

    because the fungus likes sharks

    also you're aware the whole time but cant stop yourself

    #pipe on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    what a hollowed out face aint enough for you?

    Man someone should do a thing like that fungus that makes ants climb trees and flash their butts at birds

    only

    only it does it to people

    screw that, I want this to happen

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Like the fungus makes the ants get eaten by birds because birds are its prefered host

    so like

    imagine a person gets infected by a fungus or something

    and it compels you to go into the ocean

    and when salt water hits your body you start bleeding from every orifice

    because the fungus likes sharks

    also you're aware the whole time but cant stop yourself

    Makes you climb to the highest point possible, then you vomit just gallons of spores into the air until you die.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    YAAAAAYYYY

    Go Miles.

    #pipe on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Like the fungus makes the ants get eaten by birds because birds are its prefered host

    so like

    imagine a person gets infected by a fungus or something

    and it compels you to go into the ocean

    and when salt water hits your body you start bleeding from every orifice

    because the fungus likes sharks

    also you're aware the whole time but cant stop yourself

    There was something I saw in a video that did this to slugs.

    it somehow took control of the slug, and made it crawl out into the open.

    At the same time it also made it's color change so that it would look very tasty to birds, so that it'd get ingested.

    Nature can be fucking terrifying.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2010

    Neat!

    Those look like modern athletes though.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I like it. Does it predict horrible things, or does it cause horrible things? Who knows.

    (It's definitely the latter.)

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Like the fungus makes the ants get eaten by birds because birds are its prefered host

    so like

    imagine a person gets infected by a fungus or something

    and it compels you to go into the ocean

    and when salt water hits your body you start bleeding from every orifice

    because the fungus likes sharks

    also you're aware the whole time but cant stop yourself

    Makes you climb to the highest point possible, then you vomit just gallons of spores into the air until you die.

    Man I love this idea.

    Gonna write up a draft and post it on the forums over there for advice

    fake edit: turns out there's already a couple of fungal infection SCPs.

    This one's pretty cool

    and this one has kind of a gross image, don't say I didn't warn you. Otherwise very cool.

    #pipe on
  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I had an idea... anyone can feel free to use/embellish it for yourself if you like it or ignore it if it sucks.

    An object, something everyday like a pen, that is completely normal in every measurable way. It operates normally, is most definitely not indestructible whatsoever, and in any and all tests it gives back a result of "normal."

    Except it's been used in test after test after test because for some reason it is entirely impossible to convince anyone that it is only an (object).

    It sounds a little cliched to me, but I can't get it out of my head so I figured I'll exorcise it here.

    Falx on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    wait your name is miles?

    awesome name

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hey buds

    sorry for the second break right after the first

    having a social life and doing pro bono work on the side kills my internet productivity

    gonna try to bring the game back to life very soon

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  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited June 2010

    Dammit I can remember reading that. Oh well.

    Falx on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    Have you guys heard the recording for SCP-682? Creepy.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Disgusting.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Have you guys heard the recording for SCP-682? Creepy.

    I hate that thing so bad.

    The picture is obviously a fucking tree stump and the fact that it hates all life makes me completely unable to take it seriously.

    Also, I'm surprised by the number of SCPs that are just "scary doors"

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    man 682 is awesome. You aren't supposed to take it seriously, it's basically godzilla.

    Melding on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Its not awesome. And "don't take it seriously" isn't the perfect cure for shitty writing. I'd be a fool for taking any of these seriously, but somehow I'm supposed to take the really bad ones extra-not-seriously.

    The only thing I'm not taking seriously around here is you.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Have you guys heard the recording for SCP-682? Creepy.

    I hate that thing so bad.

    The picture is obviously a fucking tree stump and the fact that it hates all life makes me completely unable to take it seriously.

    Also, I'm surprised by the number of SCPs that are just "scary doors"

    I'd say the picture is an extremely decomposed cow or horse or something like that. Don't know how you see a tree stump.

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-228 Is pretty creepy and well done.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think it's a decaying beached whale

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh the sand, good call you're probably right.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    note to self: do not take metalbourne seriously

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    Haha! That's clever.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So I had an idea for an SCP a few days ago

    basically, it would be the sleeping face of the earth, somewhere under a glacier at the north pole

    the notees section of the page could maybe imply that most planets are actually sentient?

    I dunno, I was kinda heat strokin out at the time

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Its not awesome. And "don't take it seriously" isn't the perfect cure for shitty writing. I'd be a fool for taking any of these seriously, but somehow I'm supposed to take the really bad ones extra-not-seriously.

    The only thing I'm not taking seriously around here is you.

    Well, i would be quite annoyed if you took a light hearted statement as serious.

    So I guess that is good we are both being silly on this here internet forum.

    Also Tommy, it's not a bad idea per-say, but it's not exactly good either.

    Melding on
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