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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Every day the boss would call down

    "have you guys gotten rim jobs yet? Why not?! No more excuses! Get rim jobs NOW"

    Senjutsu on
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Scalfin is so goosey it make my head spin.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Regina Fong wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I am remembering a game but don't know if it's a real game or a dream I had.

    Basically you're this dude who goes to join some group of dragon riders or dragon hunters or something like that and there's the typical RPG balloon airship and you have this ritual you complete then you go to some town to solve a mystery of some sort.

    Vague I know but I'm sure I played it just can't remember what it was.

    Sounds like Cockhunters IV, Saga of the Golden Assblaster.

    Saga of the Golden Assblaster was Cockhunters III, you clod.


    It must be the senile dementia.

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    What could he have been thinking of when he shot his best friend? What in God's name can he be thinking of now?
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cockhunters IV was the one with Asspollo Creed

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Saga of the Golden Assblaster was marked derailment from the series roots, IMO.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Cockhunters IV was the one with Asspollo Creed

    Right, II was with Dolph Bungren and III had Mr. T-Bag

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    did you know
    that when it snows
    my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen

    BABY!

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh it was Divinity 2.

    So yeah, CockHunters IV basically.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    did you know
    that when it snows
    my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen

    BABY!

    So his chick only looks hot when he's hopped up on coke?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh man I'm awful

    Aaron bought me dinner and I om nom nom'd and barely made conversation

    'cause I spent my lunch break crying in the bathroom and it was the first thing I had eaten all day

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    did you know
    that when it snows
    my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen

    BABY!

    So his chick only looks hot when he's hopped up on coke?

    Also in lingerie.

    Actually, pretty much all the time.

    gundam470 on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Oh man I'm awful

    Aaron bought me dinner and I om nom nom'd and barely made conversation

    'cause I spent my lunch break crying in the bathroom and it was the first thing I had eaten all day

    There's only one thing to make up for this gross mistake.
    Get on your knees and
    ask for forgiveness.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So I cut out of work early

    stupidly had a talk with a manager about how i feel about my job

    i do not feel good about it

    and now she knows

    and i should just suck it up but fuck i do not want to be there in a big way

    Wash on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh wow, a game based on yard sale hunting...

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Oh man I'm awful

    Aaron bought me dinner and I om nom nom'd and barely made conversation

    'cause I spent my lunch break crying in the bathroom and it was the first thing I had eaten all day

    Are you alright?

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    What could he have been thinking of when he shot his best friend? What in God's name can he be thinking of now?
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I just played the Majesty 2 tutorial. It doesn't seem like a really deep game, but it's enjoyable enough and a bit tongue-in-cheek.

    Silas Brown on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Oh man I'm awful

    Aaron bought me dinner and I om nom nom'd and barely made conversation

    'cause I spent my lunch break crying in the bathroom and it was the first thing I had eaten all day

    There's only one thing to make up for this gross mistake.
    Get on your knees and
    ask for forgiveness.

    Image15.jpg

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    So I cut out of work early

    stupidly had a talk with a manager about how i feel about my job

    i do not feel good about it

    and now she knows

    and i should just suck it up but fuck i do not want to be there in a big way

    Maybe she will appreciate/reward your honesty?

    Otherwise, I wouldn't worry about it - I've said/done similar things in old jobs and it was never "a big deal".

    simonwolf on
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    did you know
    that when it snows
    my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen

    BABY!

    So his chick only looks hot when he's hopped up on coke?

    Also in lingerie.

    Actually, pretty much all the time.

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure Heidi Klum never looks shabby.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Silas Brown wrote: »
    I just played the Majesty 2 tutorial. It doesn't seem like a really deep game, but it's enjoyable enough and a bit tongue-in-cheek.

    Let me know if you ever want to play that multiplayer.

    RiemannLives on
    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    oh, elliott smith

    you're amazing

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    RiemannLives wrote: »
    Silas Brown wrote: »
    I just played the Majesty 2 tutorial. It doesn't seem like a really deep game, but it's enjoyable enough and a bit tongue-in-cheek.

    Let me know if you ever want to play that multiplayer.

    I think I will be interested in that once I get a better understanding of the game.

    Do you have Steam?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    did you know
    that when it snows
    my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen

    BABY!

    So his chick only looks hot when he's hopped up on coke?

    Also in lingerie.

    Actually, pretty much all the time.

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure Heidi Klum never looks shabby.

    I'm sure when she has a stomach flu and is pooping out her butt every 5 minutes and hurling every 10 minutes she looks a bit shabby.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Maybe she will appreciate/reward your honesty?

    Otherwise, I wouldn't worry about it - I've said/done similar things in old jobs and it was never "a big deal".

    simon we are posting in [chat] together

    a [chat] post thing

    this is a thing they do in [chat]

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Maybe she will appreciate/reward your honesty?

    Otherwise, I wouldn't worry about it - I've said/done similar things in old jobs and it was never "a big deal".

    simon we are posting in [chat] together

    a [chat] post thing

    this is a thing they do in [chat]

    Arivqa you are stalking me

    I do not know if I find this alluring or frightening

    maybe both

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i just had the most epic poop in a long time
    spoiled for tmi
    estimated 10 in long
    maybe 2-3 in diameter
    solid as all hell and continuous

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yeah, well just because [chat] does it doesn't mean you have to do it.

    What if [chat] all performs ritual suicide to Nickleback albums? You going to partake in that too? Just because it's the [chat] thing to do?

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    // Switch: SW-5306-0651-6424 //
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Arivqa you are stalking me

    I do not know if I find this alluring or frightening

    maybe both

    i am seven mistresses

    each more sexifying than the last

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    i just had the most epic poop in a long time
    spoiled for tmi
    estimated 10 in long
    maybe 2-3 in diameter
    solid as all hell

    is poop now a synonym for deep dicking

    Organichu on
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    i just had the most epic poop in a long time
    spoiled for tmi
    estimated 10 in long
    maybe 2-3 in diameter
    solid as all hell

    is poop now a synonym for deep dicking

    no way man
    its not gay when its coming out of you
    yeah
    thats right
    butt sex is only gay 50% of the time

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    i am seven mistresses

    each more sexifying than the last

    I am starting to regret my marriage proposal

    there must be easier ways to migrate to Canada

    simonwolf on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    i just had the most epic poop in a long time
    spoiled for tmi
    estimated 10 in long
    maybe 2-3 in diameter
    solid as all hell and continuous

    How many Courics is that?

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    So I cut out of work early

    stupidly had a talk with a manager about how i feel about my job

    i do not feel good about it

    and now she knows

    and i should just suck it up but fuck i do not want to be there in a big way

    Maybe she will appreciate/reward your honesty?

    Otherwise, I wouldn't worry about it - I've said/done similar things in old jobs and it was never "a big deal".

    Yeah she was kind of sympathetic. It was just a really bad slip.

    Like, I need money now more than ever, but they're sort of jerking me around. THey didn't schedule me for a month and a half, then they gave me this weekend. Next week there are only 2 shifts available and I get neither.

    So I feel like shit when I'm there, which isn't often. Not feeling like a great job.

    Wash on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    i just had the most epic poop in a long time
    spoiled for tmi
    estimated 10 in long
    maybe 2-3 in diameter
    solid as all hell

    is poop now a synonym for deep dicking

    no way man
    its not gay when its coming out of you
    yeah
    thats right
    butt sex is only gay 50% of the time

    So when the penis is being pullet out of you it feels like taking a nice big* dump?


    *I guess that depends on the size of the other dude huh

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    i am seven mistresses

    each more sexifying than the last

    I am starting to regret my marriage proposal

    there must be easier ways to migrate to Canada

    hello

    Wash on
    gi5h0gjqwti1.jpg
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    i am seven mistresses

    each more sexifying than the last

    I am starting to regret my marriage proposal

    there must be easier ways to migrate to Canada

    hello

    you will not steal my q-wolf

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    i just had the most epic poop in a long time
    spoiled for tmi
    estimated 10 in long
    maybe 2-3 in diameter
    solid as all hell

    is poop now a synonym for deep dicking

    no way man
    its not gay when its coming out of you
    yeah
    thats right
    butt sex is only gay 50% of the time

    So when the penis is being pullet out of you it feels like taking a nice big* dump?


    *I guess that depends on the size of the other dude huh

    You know, if I could only pull wieners out of my butt this whole gay sex thing might not be so unappealing to me.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    You need a little clarity? Check the similarity.



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