There really is no right or wrong way to eat a cake. There are just many options.
For instance, eating a cake nude is fine. Eating a cake nude in a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant is frowned upon, unless you are eating one of the cakes you buy there.
I won £1,000 after filling out some Ipsos Mori surveys when I lived with my parents.
My mum had been filling the same surveys out for years beforehand without getting anything except the odd sample of toilet paper / fabric softener to test, and I won the quarterly prize on my second survey,
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The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
I won a timberland backpack and a shit ton of grapefruit soda from a radio call in back in '01. I used that pack for school from 8th grade til I finished high school.
way back in the day, i really wanted to get vip tickets to this music festival with vanessa carlton, michelle branch, the calling, and ben folds, so i listened to this radio station non-stop for like a week and called and called and called. i also did this at work at my crap mall job, and had my coworkers use their cell phones and our work phones to make called whenever they anounced they were giving away tickets. finally, after a week of trying, we finally got through and won tickets! wooo!
unfortunately, they weren't for that concert, they were for a john mayer concert john mayer ruins everything
I pretended to be dying for a while to trick some dudes into sending me free stuff
Sweet gig if you can pull it off
Hey! I want my gummy bears back!
Also I don't think I've won anything since high school. Back then I won a ton of stuff including:
Third Place in a male beauty contest (with 12 contestants. I already saw that joke coming)
Prom King
Most Likely To Succeed
4 year running Pie Eating Champ
Lord of the Dodgeball
Employee of the month
Oh way, I won best dressed at work recently. Because I wear WACKY ties.
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I won a free window tint job for being the first guy to show up without tint to a car show. Not the cheapo shit either; 27% (lowest legal in CO) charcoal tint
I also won some really nice Avalanche tickets ($210 ea) for having the worst story about getting cheated on
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I'm too fuckin' poor to play
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I won a free cake at Safeway out of a dumpster.
Have I been eating cakes wrong this whole time?
For instance, eating a cake nude is fine. Eating a cake nude in a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant is frowned upon, unless you are eating one of the cakes you buy there.
That's awfully nice of him.
Also sometimes I get sex for free but most of the time I have to pay for it.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Yeah, they actually did. Well, at least some of them did.
I did one for a 1gig memory stick (at the time that was pretty big), and the guy welched and stole the money he got from the referrals.
Sacrificed an entire day of theme parking for it
I am the one that will win fifty million dollars.
Satans..... hints.....
My mum had been filling the same surveys out for years beforehand without getting anything except the odd sample of toilet paper / fabric softener to test, and I won the quarterly prize on my second survey,
Cable Guy Soundtrack ( while in theatres) from a radio call in show ( RADIO! rofl)
( at least it was better than the movie heh)
That was the last thing I won. I think I'm due a lottery win or something.
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Satans..... hints.....
I wish I could win more stuff.
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Not you.
WRONG.
Satans..... hints.....
Did you win like 5 bucks?
HAH.
MORE LIKE EIGHT SEVENTY FIVE.
BEFORE YOU ASK NO I DON'T NEED TO STICK THE WORD HUNDRED IN THERE.
Satans..... hints.....
edit - and it came with golden eye
Steam
C-Cool bro. Enjoy buying, like, half a meal with that.
I feel this deserves mentioning again.
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that was pretty neat, I guess
I mean, technically it wasn't free, but I forgot I had it, so I certainly felt like a winner!
unfortunately, they weren't for that concert, they were for a john mayer concert john mayer ruins everything
He didn't give me any of it though.
Hey! I want my gummy bears back!
Also I don't think I've won anything since high school. Back then I won a ton of stuff including:
Third Place in a male beauty contest (with 12 contestants. I already saw that joke coming)
Prom King
Most Likely To Succeed
4 year running Pie Eating Champ
Lord of the Dodgeball
Employee of the month
Oh way, I won best dressed at work recently. Because I wear WACKY ties.
I also won some really nice Avalanche tickets ($210 ea) for having the worst story about getting cheated on
PSN - MicroChrist
I'm too fuckin' poor to play
WordsWFriends - zeewoot