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The Easily Identifiable NFL Thread [Season starts today, set your line-ups!]

A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
So the National Football League is fun. We should have a thread for it.

Not much happening right now of course. Well there's some stuff I suppose.

Like


Bengals Cedric Benson being arrested for assault.

Steelers RT Willie Colon most likely out for the season.

Steve Smith to miss training camp after breaking his arm playing flag football.

Albert Haynesworth still a giant overpaid sack of entitlement.

The Lions might be on track to win several games.

Who the hell is going to be the QB in Arizona?

What fantasy leagues are going to be running this year? Will they be traditional Yahoo or perhaps the new glitzy overproduced NFL leagues?

How thankful will Bradford be that he can hand that ball to Stephen Jackson?

Will Colt Mcoy see any game time? (Probably not.)

Why would anyone sign Delhomme? Or Bulger for that matter.

Will L.T Jet it up or be a flop?

The Bears have made some big moves, but the important question still looms. Will Doucheface McDouche break the interception record this season?

Speaking of Douchefaces, Jimmy Clausen. There's a face you just wanna punch.

People are excited about the Redskins! That's what I am being told.

Tim Tebow!

FAVRE WATCH!
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FOOTBALL!






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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Daunte Culpepper is gonna play in the United Football League.

    The coach of his team is Dennis Green.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2010/06/28/packers-defense-looks-to-be-nfls-best/

    Here's an article on some site I've never heard of where they talk about how the Pack is going to win the Superbowl.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well. That's good enough for me.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    god I am dying for football to start

    I watch NFL Network like constantly.

    Oh a Follies a marathon? Looks like I'm busy for the rest of the day.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    god I am dying for football to start

    I watch NFL Network like constantly.

    Oh a Follies a marathon? Looks like I'm busy for the rest of the day.

    I have watched an unprecedented amount of tv the last two weeks. I'd say 90% of it has been NFLN. Top 10 marathons. Replays. Access. Anything. Every day that isn't the start of training camp is agony.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh look the NFL replay just starting is "we want the ball and we're going to score".

    There goes the next hour.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    did you guys see about that Giants rookie that was in the car accident?

    specifically, did you see the picture of the car he was in?

    Fucking horrible.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yeah that shit was bad. Glad they didn't have to take the leg.


    So I just saw something on the ticker about Min picking up a WR from Det of the waivers? Anybody good?

    Edit / Marko Mitchell

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    CEDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

    Fucking idiot.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Super excited for fantasy football to start again.

    Less so for actual football, but it's necessary for the other.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hey Thelonius, you forgot about the ridiculous amount of hype that Donovan McNabb and Mike Shanahan are generating for the Redskins.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Favre sacked

    Sexual Positions from the NFL:

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    he really fits in well on the Vikings, ya know.

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I hope the Titans have a better start this year.

    ...please?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    I hope the Titans have a better start this year.

    ...please?

    Theoretically it can't get much worse, so there's always that working for you.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wish the Titans could go 0-16 every year.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i feel similarly about the eagles

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I wish the Titans could go 0-16 every year.
    I don't, because when I was a kid, my family kind of liked the Houston Oilers.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also our league is gonna draft early this year because Im going to be in Seattle for the first 2 weeks of September and fuck y'all Im scheduling a time I can make it.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Also our league is gonna draft early this year because Im going to be in Seattle for the first 2 weeks of September and fuck y'all Im scheduling a time I can make it.
    'scool.

    Just give us a heads-up.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i feel similarly about the eagles

    E-A-G-L-E-S!!
    EAGLES!!

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    FOOOTBALL

    Okay I get this weird game on my tv now so im going to give a season a whole watch. Who should I buy a tiny flag for?

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Favre Watch is the single most important watch ever

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    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hjorvarthr wrote: »
    Favre Watch is the single most important watch ever

    I hate it so much.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I guess the Jets inquired about JaMarcus Russell

    They're going to move him to DT.
    cause he's fat.
    not really.

    but, they do want to add another QB and are apparently looking into Russell.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    mcp wrote: »
    I guess the Jets inquired about JaMarcus Russell

    They're going to move him to DT.
    cause he's fat.
    not really.

    but, they do want to add another QB and are apparently looking into Russell.
    Haha yeah, they should back up one awful first round pick with another. I like this plan.

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    IvanIssacsIvanIssacs Skull Leader SDF-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Russell is amazing when he's sitting on the sidelines and watching dudes like Charlie Frye win games.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    mcp wrote: »
    I guess the Jets inquired about JaMarcus Russell

    They're going to move him to DT.
    cause he's fat.
    not really.

    but, they do want to add another QB and are apparently looking into Russell.
    Haha yeah, they should back up one awful first round pick with another. I like this plan.

    I'm missing who the previous awful first round pick is that Russell would be backing up.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Goose! wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    I guess the Jets inquired about JaMarcus Russell

    They're going to move him to DT.
    cause he's fat.
    not really.

    but, they do want to add another QB and are apparently looking into Russell.
    Haha yeah, they should back up one awful first round pick with another. I like this plan.

    I'm missing who the previous awful first round pick is that Russell would be backing up.

    Vernon Gholston?

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    FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    gazamc wrote: »
    FOOOTBALL

    Okay I get this weird game on my tv now so im going to give a season a whole watch. Who should I buy a tiny flag for?

    DaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Bears

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Asking someone to root for Jay Cutler is just cruel.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Asking someone to root for Jay Cutler is just cruel.
    YOU'RE TELLING ME

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Who should you root for? Look into your heart.

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    Where's Shim? I need the Rodger's Shoruken gif.

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    FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    But if you support the TEAM, you're only rooting for Cutler as an abstract.

    Besides, I had to suffer Grossman...Cutler's pleasant by comparison.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You'd rather have that whiny dope? Really? I know he's got a live arm but something about him really gets on my nerves.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Someone post the gif of Cutler getting his helmet knocked off by the ref.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
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