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Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational [chat]

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Johannen wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    If you're going to shave your junk, male or female junk, for the first few times absolutely always have running water and shave with the hairs.

    it is 1000x easier if you just always do it in the bath

    Oh hell no, unless you have a shower in the bath and you don't mean lying underwater and shaving. Having hairs floating up in a bath and the water itself distorting the view and using the razor underwater and not being able to keep shaving foam or what have you on your bits is wrong, just pure wrong.

    years of experience can't be wrong

    Senjutsu on
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Corbius wrote: »
    Sarksus if you want to lead [chat] down this path of "God pineapple on pizza is so terrible abloo bloo bloo" I will break out my Korean pizza pictures again.

    korea fighting!

    ps it doesnt count until you buy and consume one

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    And Arivia, as long as you are working towards your goals then there's nothing to beat yourself up for.

    I know, just frustrated. Sooooo frustrated. Ugh.

    Arivia on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Man, I wish my building had squash/racquetball courts.

    The closest thing I have is the tennis courts down by the lake.

    I have tennis courts right outside my apartment, there are the two pools, the volleyball court and the gym.

    Thomamelas on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    main character and a guy she met at the grocery store: first names only when they introduce themselves at their second meeting is appropriate, right? informal setting?

    edit: this is Cara and Paul, same book I've been discussing in [chat] off and on for the past few months

    Face-to-face it would make sense to use first names conversationally if it's not a professional setting.

    Leaving a voicemail or email or something, one would still use the full name as you don't want to assume the other person only knows one person with your first name.

    well yeah but I mean first name only versus first+last

    I'm thinking that people would not use last names here, not until they know each other better, but I'm not sure

    I guess maybe more context would help?
    Okay, suppressing Pony syndrome:
    Paul helps Cara load dog food into her cart the first week. She takes that dog food to her friend's sick aunt's apartment, and she tells that friend about meeting Paul. Karen encourages her to get to know Paul better, and the following week she spots him in the canned soup aisle. She mentions that she didn't catch his name last time, and they exchange names. I think in this situation they wouldn't bother with last names.

    Captain Carrot on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pineapples are not edible.

    Thanatos on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Corbius wrote: »
    Sarksus if you want to lead [chat] down this path of "God pineapple on pizza is so terrible abloo bloo bloo" I will break out my Korean pizza pictures again.

    I will persevere against your unwholesome pizza.

    Sarksus on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    If you're going to shave your junk, male or female junk, for the first few times absolutely always have running water and shave with the hairs.

    it is 1000x easier if you just always do it in the bath

    Oh hell no, unless you have a shower in the bath and you don't mean lying underwater and shaving. Having hairs floating up in a bath and the water itself distorting the view and using the razor underwater and not being able to keep shaving foam or what have you on your bits is wrong, just pure wrong.

    years of experience can't be wrong

    You ever shaved a womans? It's a little trickier than ours, even with the balls and such, which I find to be the easiest bit of shaving mine.
    Because I had mine botoxed and pumice stone smoothe....... they're like giant oval pearls.

    Johannen on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    you people have terrible taste in pizza

    Senjutsu on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    having a gym in the building will really change how i go about procrastinating from going to the gym

    Evil Multifarious on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I lost 40lbs and ate pizza once a week pretty much the whole time

    greenpepper and onions, dogg

    I hate green peppers. I once got the most severe food poisoning from a pepper sandwich at Trader Joe's that I couldn't keep anything down for 3 days. I was almost hospitalized.

    Wait a minute...

    Severe food poisoning is the gateway to weightloss
    This is true! Just by voiding your entire digestive system, you can lose anywhere from 5-10 pounds.

    I know this because, the last time I got food poisoning I also got curious as to just how much I was about to puke and crap out, and I weighed myself right before the first hurl.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Baths are disgusting. Laying in the water, soaking in your own filth.

    you must be gross

    Casual Eddy on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Man, I wish my building had squash/racquetball courts.

    The closest thing I have is the tennis courts down by the lake.
    I have tennis courts right outside my apartment, there are the two pools, the volleyball court and the gym.
    Yeah, I just have the lake and the community center.

    Though, you can swim in the lake during the summer. And there are volleyball courts, baseball fields, soccer fields, etc. I should probably take up some sport or something.

    Thanatos on
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I am sorry to hear about your breakup Ellie, although you didn't sound too happy with the course of things
    This was the first time that things really came to this sort of a head and I truly became discontent. I think I had either been complacent because I know he's not in the best place and figured he would come around, or because I felt I couldn't do better.

    I don't think I can do better, to be honest. I think it will be years before I find another man dumb enough to be in a relationship with me. Yes, I know if I display this attitude, that will be true. But if you can't engage in a self-hate fest online where no one can see that face you make when you're trying not to cry, then where can you?

    I'll be putting on my "confident single lady" face Thursday and will party to excess clear through Sunday. I will be okay. Or at least look the part.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I
    heres some gloria gaynor for you

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Baths are disgusting. Laying in the water, soaking in your own filth.
    you must be gross
    I take showers. The filth goes down the drain.

    Thanatos on
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    main character and a guy she met at the grocery store: first names only when they introduce themselves at their second meeting is appropriate, right? informal setting?

    edit: this is Cara and Paul, same book I've been discussing in [chat] off and on for the past few months

    Face-to-face it would make sense to use first names conversationally if it's not a professional setting.

    Leaving a voicemail or email or something, one would still use the full name as you don't want to assume the other person only knows one person with your first name.

    well yeah but I mean first name only versus first+last

    I'm thinking that people would not use last names here, not until they know each other better, but I'm not sure

    I guess maybe more context would help?
    Okay, suppressing Pony syndrome:
    Paul helps Cara load dog food into her cart the first week. She takes that dog food to her friend's sick aunt's apartment, and she tells that friend about meeting Paul. Karen encourages her to get to know Paul better, and the following week she spots him in the canned soup aisle. She mentions that she didn't catch his name last time, and they exchange names. I think in this situation they wouldn't bother with last names.

    I would say that sounds right.

    I could see it going either way, but adding the last name might seem awkward.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    malformed URLs in this thread

    Senjutsu on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Blarrrgh. Bored.
    Erlands? :winky:

    Elendil on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    malformed URLs in this thread

    It's obscene.

    Sarksus on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It is time to go to bed, where I shall get the shaving razor and my picture of Senj...... mmmmmmmmmm.

    Johannen on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    sigh

    Elki on
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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    sigh

    gulp

    Johannen on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Johannen wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    sigh

    gulp

    Boom

    Thomamelas on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    obviously sleep is not for me tonight.

    blergh.

    BobCesca on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Baths are disgusting. Laying in the water, soaking in your own filth.
    you must be gross
    I take showers. The filth goes down the drain.

    I'm never covered in filth. When I get out a bath the water is clear because I'm never covered in filth.

    If I were covered in mud I might not take a bath.

    If I were really worried about it I could take a 10 second shower before I fill up the tub.

    Casual Eddy on
  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I am sorry to hear about your breakup Ellie, although you didn't sound too happy with the course of things
    This was the first time that things really came to this sort of a head and I truly became discontent. I think I had either been complacent because I know he's not in the best place and figured he would come around, or because I felt I couldn't do better.

    I don't think I can do better, to be honest. I think it will be years before I find another man dumb enough to be in a relationship with me. Yes, I know if I display this attitude, that will be true. But if you can't engage in a self-hate fest online where no one can see that face you make when you're trying not to cry, then where can you?

    I'll be putting on my "confident single lady" face Thursday and will party to excess clear through Sunday. I will be okay. Or at least look the part.
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Ellie wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Single now?
    Yep.

    Game over.

    Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

    ::spray binaca in mouth::

    So...what are you doing this weekend?

    Jokerman on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Johannen wrote: »
    It is time to go to bed, where I shall get the shaving razor and my picture of Senj...... mmmmmmmmmm.

    hawt

    Senjutsu on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    obviously sleep is not for me tonight.

    blergh.

    Insomnia for the win!

    Thomamelas on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    obviously sleep is not for me tonight.

    blergh.

    how many of those sword of truth novels are you going to subject yourself to?

    Senjutsu on
  • CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wouldn't worry about not finding another boyfriend ever Ellie. If you hang around [chat] long enough one of us pathetic nerd losers will willingly become your man-slave and obey your every wish.

    Corbius on
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    PSN: Corbius
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    obviously sleep is not for me tonight.

    blergh.

    how many of those sword of truth novels are you going to subject yourself to?

    Yeah seriously, watching them pop up on Twitter is painful to me.

    Sarksus on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Baths are disgusting. Laying in the water, soaking in your own filth.
    you must be gross
    I take showers. The filth goes down the drain.

    I'm never covered in filth. When I get out a bath the water is clear because I'm never covered in filth.

    If I were covered in mud I might not take a bath.

    If I were really worried about it I could take a 10 second shower before I fill up the tub.
    you're covered in filth all the time

    everyone is

    we are all wrapped in shells of death and decay

    Elendil on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I am sorry to hear about your breakup Ellie, although you didn't sound too happy with the course of things
    This was the first time that things really came to this sort of a head and I truly became discontent. I think I had either been complacent because I know he's not in the best place and figured he would come around, or because I felt I couldn't do better.

    I don't think I can do better, to be honest. I think it will be years before I find another man dumb enough to be in a relationship with me. Yes, I know if I display this attitude, that will be true. But if you can't engage in a self-hate fest online where no one can see that face you make when you're trying not to cry, then where can you?

    I'll be putting on my "confident single lady" face Thursday and will party to excess clear through Sunday. I will be okay. Or at least look the part.

    Best remedy for breakups.

    Or, atleast the one I use.

    although drinking is my go-to problem remover for everything


    anyway

    ever feel like visiting Norway?

    EDIT: Also crying could be a good idea it releases delicious endorphins

    Abdhyius on
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  • EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    heres some gloria gaynor for you

    I was hoping for something a bit more Beyoncé, but my relationship is dead as disco, so Gloria is definitely more appropriate. Thanks.

    Joker: Cute. How you doin'?

    Ellie on
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Severe food poisoning is the gateway to weightloss

    this is so true

    I pray every day that this bit of chicken will be the one to leave me shitting out thirty pounds in a week

    Jacobkosh on
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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Corbius wrote: »
    I wouldn't worry about not finding another boyfriend ever Ellie. If you hang around [chat] long enough one of us pathetic nerd losers will willingly become your man-slave and obey your every wish.

    i can get behind this

    mind you i'm pretty big on the slave part

    who's in

    Arivia on
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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Corbius wrote: »
    I wouldn't worry about not finding another boyfriend ever Ellie. If you hang around [chat] long enough one of us pathetic nerd losers will willingly become your man-slave and obey your every wish.
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Ellie wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Single now?
    Yep.

    Game over.

    Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

    ::spray binaca in mouth::

    So...what are you doing this weekend?

    Jokerman on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Blarrrgh. Bored.
    Erlands? :winky:

    I thought you'd never ask!

    Jacobkosh on
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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    heres some gloria gaynor for you

    I was hoping for something a bit more Beyoncé, but my relationship is dead as disco, so Gloria is definitely more appropriate. Thanks.

    Joker: Cute. How you doin'?

    A lot better now beautiful
    :winky:

    Jokerman on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    obviously sleep is not for me tonight.

    blergh.

    how many of those sword of truth novels are you going to subject yourself to?

    I think I'm finished. I honestly can't stand to read anymore of it.

    BobCesca on
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