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All-Star Bitching Thread: BT3

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Ah American Son, conflicting.

    Overall it has a decent story, concept, good art and a good line from Osborn...

    "Ha, HAHAHA, ha ha...oh...its so hard to get a good laugh going on these meds"

    BUT its ressurected Gabriel Stacy, and why? Apparently no reason since someone else can pilot that fucking suit. They brought back Gabriel Stacy and that whole stupid plot for no fucking reason.

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    spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That's part of the reason I don't read any of the thousand Spider-Man books that are around these days. Every time I head about something that happens in a Spidey book, it's always "RAGE! THIS IS STUPID!" Everyone is always mad about everything that happens in Spider-Man books. It really turned me off to the character.

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    cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The whole "Osborn did it with Gwen Stacey and impregnated her" thing still creeps me out. But, maybe its because Gwen Stacey is supposed to represent "the end of innocence" / end of the Silver Age of comics. It does leave an odd taste in my mouth, though it does add this other dimension to the whole Spider-man / Green Goblin dynamic.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Okay, fucking stop that.

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    I get jailed for no reason while CShadow goes unpunished.

    And Gwen and Norman didn't need a new dimension, he helped kill the true love of his nemesis' life, and he made it Parkers fault. There is no way in any hell that Gwen would ever sleep with Norman, reason why Norman would pursue it at the time when he intended to kill her either. It's just stupid and OMD was a chance to undo it, which they've strangely chosen to waste in favour of keeping Gabriel Stacy around.

    He must be ridiculously popular.

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This is the first I am hearing about Gabriel Stacy. I looked up the wiki.

    D:

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Consider yourself lucky, its probably the worst Spider-Man tale ever.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I can see the value in having Peter Parker realize that Gwen wasn't perfect, since that adds a bit more depth to their relationship and causes Parker to mature a bit as well. He's (supposedly) changed a lot since they were together, and those changes ought to be reflected in how he perceives the people he knew and relationships he had when he was younger.

    The same goes for Uncle Ben and Aunt May too, incidentally. So long as Peter idolizes his parent figures, he remains a child, and the way to escape that is by coming to see them as normal people who can, at times, be as imperfect as himself. Only then do Parker become equal to the people he looks up to and, consequently, become an adult himself.

    That said, the heavy-handed character assassination of Sins Past was just too much. Obviously, when the event is so horrific that most people are content to ignore it altogether, you can't expect lasting change to come from the revelation.

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    John the SkrullJohn the Skrull Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Consider yourself lucky, its probably the worst Spider-Man tale ever.

    Not really a spider-man story but...

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Consider yourself lucky, its probably the worst Spider-Man tale ever.

    Not really a spider-man story but...

    Trouble might have been the biggest waste of the Dodson's talent to date.

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Consider yourself lucky, its probably the worst Spider-Man tale ever.

    Not really a spider-man story but...

    Ow. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    Im glad that up to this point I'd never heard of that.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    gonna say it right now:

    trouble wasn't too awful for what it was

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Anytime you try and mess with Spider-Origin it's not good.

    There was also that rumor that Marvel was going to make an issue where it was revealed Uncle Ben molested Peter as a kid. And seeing how they've done other stupid things, I wouldn't put it past Marvel.

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/westcott.htm

    Compliments of Spider-Man/Power Pack #1:

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    I hate this thread.

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    John the SkrullJohn the Skrull Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Consider yourself lucky, its probably the worst Spider-Man tale ever.

    Not really a spider-man story but...

    Ow. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    Im glad that up to this point I'd never heard of that.

    See here for a little more detail.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    After this thread I am convinced Ultimate Spider-Man is the only Spdier-Man. He is cool. He gets the girls, he beats up baddies, he gives Nick Fury shit, his Aunt is a hippie, he hangs out with his own super team, he was doing pretty well with his Daily Bugle job until the city got busted. 616 Spidey is in comparison a loser with serious issues that needs a therapist right now.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    incorrect

    the only spider-man is of the super stories variety

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    OK, Super-Heroes Spider-Man also exists. But those two. Only those two, no backsies anymore.

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    NinjabearNinjabear Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    After this thread I am convinced Ultimate Spider-Man is the only Spider-Man. He is cool. He gets the girls, he beats up baddies, he gives Nick Fury shit, his Aunt is a hippie, he hangs out with his own super team, he was doing pretty well with his Daily Bugle job until the city got busted. 616 Spidey is in comparison a loser with serious issues that needs a therapist right now.

    Yeah, this is how I've felt for the past 3 years.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If we're gonna post out of context spidey, let's take a step down the horrifying ladder
    ( I have that spiderman/powerpack too rofl)

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    Save the Bowl spidey!!!! screw that guy, save the Albino Rhino!

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    John the SkrullJohn the Skrull Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    OK, Super-Heroes Spider-Man also exists. But those two. Only those two, no backsies anymore.

    marvel adventures?

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    OK, Super-Heroes Spider-Man also exists. But those two. Only those two, no backsies anymore.

    marvel adventures?

    Yeah, Marvel Adventures, that's the one. Love those comics man, especially the Avengers ones.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If we're gonna post out of context spidey, let's take a step down the horrifying ladder
    ( I have that spiderman/powerpack too rofl)

    *stupid anti drug comic*

    Save the Bowl spidey!!!! screw that guy, save the Albino Rhino!

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    I don't have a problem with doing an anti-drug comic, but the thing was so long and tedious (and it was a three part story) and so bad that it wasn't int he same league as other anti-drug issues in comics.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    If we're gonna post out of context spidey, let's take a step down the horrifying ladder
    ( I have that spiderman/powerpack too rofl)

    *stupid anti drug comic*

    Save the Bowl spidey!!!! screw that guy, save the Albino Rhino!

    mmbb36-1.jpg

    I don't have a problem with doing an anti-drug comic, but the thing was so long and tedious (and it was a three part story) and so bad that it wasn't int he same league as other anti-drug issues in comics.

    Ya that PSA blew, but I always liked that page. Had a pipe just like that in college!

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Consider yourself lucky, its probably the worst Spider-Man tale ever.

    Not really a spider-man story but...

    Ow. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    Im glad that up to this point I'd never heard of that.

    See here for a little more detail.

    Ultimate Adventures in the same class as Trouble and Sins Past? Dream on, Comics Alliance.

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    MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If we're gonna post out of context spidey, let's take a step down the horrifying ladder
    ( I have that spiderman/powerpack too rofl)

    Save the Bowl spidey!!!! screw that guy, save the Albino Rhino!

    Man, that anti-drug Spider-Man comic ran in some free magazine, which my old middle school passed out to all the students. Being without the ability to regularly make it to a comic shop, I treasured those few precious pages of Spider-Man.

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Munch wrote: »
    If we're gonna post out of context spidey, let's take a step down the horrifying ladder
    ( I have that spiderman/powerpack too rofl)

    Save the Bowl spidey!!!! screw that guy, save the Albino Rhino!

    Man, that anti-drug Spider-Man comic ran in some free magazine, which my old middle school passed out to all the students. Being without the ability to regularly make it to a comic shop, I treasured those few precious pages of Spider-Man.

    But did it make you more or less likely to grab a bowl?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    OK, Super-Heroes Spider-Man also exists. But those two. Only those two, no backsies anymore.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Munch wrote: »
    If we're gonna post out of context spidey, let's take a step down the horrifying ladder
    ( I have that spiderman/powerpack too rofl)

    Save the Bowl spidey!!!! screw that guy, save the Albino Rhino!

    Man, that anti-drug Spider-Man comic ran in some free magazine, which my old middle school passed out to all the students. Being without the ability to regularly make it to a comic shop, I treasured those few precious pages of Spider-Man.

    I only had that one, never read the before issues or the after issues, and that was like the cliffhanger. I like to think spidey saved the bowl with a Thwip, and then hot boxed Mysterio

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    cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I remember the one with Power Pack freaking me out, because that was the first I heard about sexual child abuse.

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    cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ugh...I suppose it was only a matter of time.

    Marvel has decided to do vampire variant covers...
    vamp1
    vamp2
    vamp3
    vamp4

    And can I just be the first one to say the Rulk one is the worst, and sucks major balls?

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    MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Iron Man one's pretty awesome though.

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    CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Iron Man cover is the only one I like, but I like it a lot.

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    NinjabearNinjabear Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So is Marvel doing something with vampires for their next event? I remember seeing something about the death of Dracula in one of their ads.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah, X-Men are now fighting vampires.

    And before Second Coming can even finish, this week the X-Men start their next big event, with a new $4 ongoing, fighting vampires.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    100 pages of solid bitching. Glorious victory!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Yeah, X-Men are now fighting vampires.

    And before Second Coming can even finish, this week the X-Men start their next big event, with a new $4 ongoing, fighting vampires.

    There is not a single part of this I do not like

    I am a fan of the X-Men and their zany adventures in space or fighting vampires

    Not so much the angsty fighting Magneto and Apocalypse and and the greatest monster of all, intolerance adventures

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So you're for $4 books then?

    You monster

    And Brubaker's space story (the last x-men space story), wasn't that good

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    okay the 4 dollar part chaps my hide, yes

    and I do agree Brubaker did not do a good space X-Men story

    but Brubaker and space never even sounded like a good idea on paper to me

    and that doesn't discredit all the other space X-Men stories that are balls awesome

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