Of course, I am not a religious forum-reader so I probably missed many an epic tale. I could go for a jaunty, if slightly disturbing, tale at the moment to improve my spirits.
hugs always make me feel better
always
i can be as mad as hell at you
but if you walk up to me and hug me tight
i am happy as a clam
also, same here muse, home alone (which i never am)
but i invited over kochikens to play some dang ol' little big planet with me
i can only take so much solitude, now that i'm used to living with someone
which is kind of strange since i'm an only child
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Muse Among MenSuburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered Userregular
edited July 2010
There should be a service, "Ten bucks 3 minutes worth of hug."
Not prostitutes. Hugs. I'd like hugs.
I am happy to be alone because everyone in this family is stay at home. My mom is a housewife. My dad is unemployed and doing what work he has at home. And of course my sister doesn't have anyplace she needs to be. So you have 4 people in the same small place together, 24/7, 7 days a week. I don't know how many weeks it has been going on like this, it is driving me crazy.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
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Uncle PK had some fantastic ones.
Then there's always "THEY FUCKED ON THE BOAT"
most of which now reside in the awesome posts forum
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=28870
too bad like half the images are busted
That story was pretty fucking funny.
Of course only at the end when it was clear he was tripping balls on mushrooms and hadn't actually raped a teenage girl.
fighting, drinking, and blowing shit up.
I had dry heaves a bit ago and vomited out the prescription meds I had taken a bit earlier. Great, now I'll never get better!
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
That is why you need to snort all your drugs, even the non-narcotics.
"I can't go with you I feel sick."
"I really have to finish this."
and today I was given the option. I didn't have to come up with some washed up 'reason' for solitude.
I hope not. I haven't gotten to play Mass Effect 3 yet.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
always
i can be as mad as hell at you
but if you walk up to me and hug me tight
i am happy as a clam
also, same here muse, home alone (which i never am)
but i invited over kochikens to play some dang ol' little big planet with me
i can only take so much solitude, now that i'm used to living with someone
which is kind of strange since i'm an only child
Not prostitutes. Hugs. I'd like hugs.
I am happy to be alone because everyone in this family is stay at home. My mom is a housewife. My dad is unemployed and doing what work he has at home. And of course my sister doesn't have anyplace she needs to be. So you have 4 people in the same small place together, 24/7, 7 days a week. I don't know how many weeks it has been going on like this, it is driving me crazy.
I don't like random hugs, I like specific hugs from specific people.
As long as the people aren't really ugly or creepy looking why not?
No thanks, I got some bitches on the side who'll give that shit out for free.
it will come out the day after you die
you will die at 11:59 the night before its release
in line for a midnight release party
with a supermodel who promised to bang you if you didn't die before playing Mass Effect 3
If this actually happens you are gonna feel soooooo bad.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
It's not a random person, you're paying them.
today i cleaned for 8 hours
i just want to go bed
Let's go to bed.
hell no I won't
I will use my psychic powers to make mad cash
What will you do then?
start a dead pool
bet on my own death
then make my will state I be buried with all my money
also that I be cremated
so no grave robbers try to steal my money
gonna be burned upon a pile of money
the classiest of burials
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!