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Pure UnGodly Decadence [The Grilled Cheese Burgermelt]

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    Guys one of those things is not like the others

    Is it the S.S. Meatship?

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Man I love wheat bread for everything.

    I feel you Uriel.

    bro.

    Seriously, fuck white bread.

    I ate that shit my whole life.

    then I discovered the MAGIC.

    The magic of BLAND

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    Guys one of those things is not like the others

    Is it the S.S. Meatship?

    Nope, it's the burrito.

    Guess why

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    p.s. the record for world's biggest burger was broken in sydney last month

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    Guys one of those things is not like the others

    Is it the S.S. Meatship?

    Nope, it's the burrito.

    Guess why

    It is actually a cocoon.

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    FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The best grilled cheese is with sourdough and Gouda. It's not that hard guys!

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    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    now I see why Uriel got banned

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i too have looked at This Is Why You're Fat

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I bet it's still raw inside.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    here, found this on flickr

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    this is the absolute perfect consistency

    shit, mine don't even look that perfect. dude is good.

    that's a brioche, btw.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Man I love wheat bread for everything.

    I feel you Uriel.

    bro.

    Seriously, fuck white bread.

    I ate that shit my whole life.

    then I discovered the MAGIC.

    i don't think you've been to an actual bakery

    or had good bread

    wonderbread is not white bread

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    here, found this on flickr

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    this is the absolute perfect consistency

    shit, mine don't even look that perfect. dude is good.

    that's a brioche, btw.

    oh goddddd

    I am so hungrrryyyy

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The burrito is actually a model of fat, like what dieticians use when they talk to kids about eating habits.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Man I love wheat bread for everything.

    I feel you Uriel.

    bro.

    Seriously, fuck white bread.

    I ate that shit my whole life.

    then I discovered the MAGIC.

    i don't think you've been to an actual bakery

    or had good bread

    wonderbread is not white bread
    Perhaps not, but I do not like white, I much prefer wheat when I buy from the store.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Man I love wheat bread for everything.

    I feel you Uriel.

    bro.

    Seriously, fuck white bread.

    I ate that shit my whole life.

    then I discovered the MAGIC.

    i don't think you've been to an actual bakery

    or had good bread

    wonderbread is not white bread

    Then what is Wonder bread?

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ^Wonder bread is really shitty bland cake

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    FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Man I love wheat bread for everything.

    I feel you Uriel.

    bro.

    Seriously, fuck white bread.

    I ate that shit my whole life.

    then I discovered the MAGIC.

    i don't think you've been to an actual bakery

    or had good bread

    wonderbread is not white bread

    Then what is Wonder bread?

    People.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I bet it's still raw inside.

    nope
    Mr El-Ajouz's wife Iman said the trickiest part was flipping the patty, which took 12 hours to cook through.

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Guys, you can order a McGangbang and they'll fucking make you one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9R88Gv4n-U

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    shut it down

    we're done

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Man I love wheat bread for everything.

    I feel you Uriel.

    bro.

    Seriously, fuck white bread.

    I ate that shit my whole life.

    then I discovered the MAGIC.

    i don't think you've been to an actual bakery

    or had good bread

    wonderbread is not white bread

    Then what is Wonder bread?

    poop

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    A friend of mine once tried to order a McGyver.

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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    Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You know what this forum is good for?

    It's good for making me hungry ten minutes before bed.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I wanna try that giant buffalo pizza thing

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You know what this forum is good for?

    It's good for making me hungry ten minutes before bed.

    I feel like throwing up

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    if a bread is not good enough to eat by itself

    it is not good enough for grilled cheese

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the grilled cheese burger thing already exists, i saw it on tv once

    it was called the double bypass burger and it was at a place called the vortex

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You know what this forum is good for?

    It's good for making me hungry ten minutes before bed.

    Good...

    Good....!

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    pretty sure it was the vortex

    where's stale

    gotta find out about death food

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I would link to the Wikipedia articles of Charles Domery and Tarrare, but it's disgusting even for SE++ standards.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
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    this remind me of a baking trick

    you make regular muffins

    only before you bake them, you put a rolo in the centre of each ball of batter

    so when it bakes it looks like this

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    Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    if a bread is not good enough to eat by itself

    it is not good enough for grilled cheese

    This is why I don't care for plain white bread.

    I like bread with seeds in it. And flavor. And seeds.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Someone help me make sauce for my Pizza.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Welcome all you heathens and Philistines! I grant your eyes a sight of hedonism that brings us back to the days of our Detroit ancestors.

    I present The Grilled Cheese Burgermelt, or as it will be known the Pure UnGodly Decadence.

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    This hulking beast of a meal clocks in at:
    • 1500 calories (870 of those from fat)
    • 79g of saturated fat
    • And a whopping 2090mg of sodium (trouncing the Double Down, which weighs in at a paltry 1380mg of salt)

    As your mouth waters and you heart skips a beat, let us discuss this glorious creation, other culinary brutes who would shake the pillars of our world and what goes into sitting down to a meal that could rival King Louis the 16th himself.

    Pfffft.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Man I love wheat bread for everything.

    I feel you Uriel.

    bro.

    Seriously, fuck white bread.

    I ate that shit my whole life.

    then I discovered the MAGIC.

    i don't think you've been to an actual bakery

    or had good bread

    wonderbread is not white bread

    Then what is Wonder bread?

    poop

    I get Nature's Own brand, butter bread variety

    Is this acceptable

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    Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I like fibery bread.

    I like pooping.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    also help me pick a good bread.

    I feel like I am missing out.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    BAKERY

    GO TO A BAKERY

    NOT THE SUPERMARKET

    NOT THE DELI

    NOT A MAGAZINE

    A BAKERY

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