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The Social Entropy Weekender

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    actually i think im gonna hit up the archives because there's been some gold there
    You guys are all bent out of shape because a guy likes to dress up to play video games and believes the Moon is an artificial construct.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    'dress up' like, wear a nice dress shirt, fresh jeans and some rad kicks? because if so i'm all for that. there is nothing better than being all dolled up and ready to go then thinking 'fuck it, i'm playing some gran turismo.'

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    'dress up' like a nazi

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    oh... oookay

    am i still allowed to do the one i was talking about

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    go crazy

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i'll even clean the house special!

    i knew this thread would end up making my weekend better

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Guess where I'm going to eat tonight

    go on, guess
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    you're so jealous

    #pipe on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wait what the fuck
    I thought every restaurant there was a goddamn Outback Steakhouse

    I have been misled.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    haha pipe have you seen the new ads for sizzler they have going

    it's like CHEESE TOAST! I LOVE CHEESE TOAST! also we have steak and unlimited salad bar BUT EVERYBODY LOVES CHEESE TOAST! YEAH!

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  • Turning PointTurning Point Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm going to eat peanut butter out of the jar. The only question is, plain or crunchy.

    I am almost paralyzed with indecision.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The fuck would you eat Crunchy for

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm going to "study" for my statistics test. Which I will fail horribly anyway.

    Also I might play some games and stuff.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This is how my weekend is starting.


    My car is about to explode. So I needed to take the family truck. The truck has a dead starter.

    So I go to try and find the spare key for my mom's SUV since she's in Hawaii. Turns out she locked it in her center console.

    So now I'm waiting to AAA to come and unlock her car so I can go to bed.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    One time at Sizzler I saw someone vomit into the salad bar.

    He just looked around guiltily and covered it with some lettuce.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wait what the fuck
    I thought every restaurant there was a goddamn Outback Steakhouse

    I have been misled.

    well get ready to have your misleads shattered

    cause we don't have any Outback Steakhouses at all!

    99 people out of 100 here have no idea what a bloomin onion is!

    #pipe on
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i know what a bloomin' onion is

    comes out of the bloomin' ground

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    What's a bloomin onion?

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Now? Go to bed. Maybe fool around with my wife, maybe just fucken sleep. I'm still jet lagged and suffering sleep debt.

    Tomorrow: Football is already cancelled, so maybe sort through some holiday photos and unpack some more. Got some friends coming around in the evening, gotta find their souvenir gifts and some wildlife & football snaps to tell 'what we did on our trip' stories.

    Sunday: Third place match. Lunch with the inlaws. More sleep. Maybe investigate more of that 'fool-around-with-the-wife' thing I got going on.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Did you get to go to the new zealand knockout match fishman?

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Okay it is 3 AM why the hell am I up
    Not like I've wasted the last few hours or anything, been having all sorts of REALTALK with Faynor
    Compiling a "things I need to buy" list on a notecard
    I should probably sleep some time soon, since my parents will probably try and get me up at like 11.
    Or I could make a really early breakfast
    I kind of want some pancakes
    I have little chocolate chips to put in them
    and peanut butter
    the creamy kind
    Crunchy sucks.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    REALTALK owns, but now it's five friggin' AM for me ugh

    anyways

    Crunchy peanut butter is awful, creamy for life

    Edit: Oh, yeah, my plans

    Going to try to go to the Omaha Zoo next week sometime

    going to go to the store and pick up some things tomorrow hopefully

    really really really need to set up my classes for fall

    aaaaaaaaaaaaand then I'm going to worry more about PAX

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I never really liked peanut butter.

    I like the concept of crunchy, though.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    REALTALK owns, but now it's five friggin' AM for me ugh

    anyways

    Crunchy peanut butter is awful, creamy for life

    yes and chocolate goes perfectly wi- OH WAIT YOU HATE CHOCOLATE UGH WHY DO I EVEN TALK TO YOU

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hey guys.
    Predators was ok

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I can't wait to get off work.

    I need a doughnut.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I have said it a hundred times!

    I bet I could be persuaded to like chocolate, but I love candy enough as it is

    I do not add to the list of things I want to devour on sight!

    that list is long!

    so many things on that friggin' list

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Working tomorrow night and Saturday night.

    On a completely related note: the guy I'm worked with tonight (and will be working with tomorrow) is the fucking Terminator. Motherfucker's been shot, stabbed, beaten, had his hand crushed, and hit by a car, and somehow he's still intact and looks like a fucking suave-ass Puerto Rican fitness model.

    Hacksaw on
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    I have said it a hundred times!

    I bet I could be persuaded to like chocolate, but I love candy enough as it is

    I do not add to the list of things I want to devour on sight!

    that list is long!

    so many things on that friggin' list

    Is poop at the top?

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Working tomorrow night and Saturday night.

    On a completely related note: the guy I'm worked with tonight (and will be working with tomorrow) is the fucking Terminator. Motherfucker's been shot, stabbed, beaten, had his hand crushed, and hit by a car, and somehow he's still intact and looks like a fucking suave-ass Puerto Rican fitness model.

    This begs the question what the hell kind of job you two are doing.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Working tomorrow night and Saturday night.

    On a completely related note: the guy I'm worked with tonight (and will be working with tomorrow) is the fucking Terminator. Motherfucker's been shot, stabbed, beaten, had his hand crushed, and hit by a car, and somehow he's still intact and looks like a fucking suave-ass Puerto Rican fitness model.

    This begs the question what the hell kind of job you two are doing.
    Security.

    Hacksaw on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Working tomorrow night and Saturday night.

    On a completely related note: the guy I'm worked with tonight (and will be working with tomorrow) is the fucking Terminator. Motherfucker's been shot, stabbed, beaten, had his hand crushed, and hit by a car, and somehow he's still intact and looks like a fucking suave-ass Puerto Rican fitness model.

    This begs the question what the hell kind of job you two are doing.
    Security.

    And I guess not the mall cop kind. Wow.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Monday I go into a military base and won't come out until at least two weeks.

    Until then I am spending my time trying to adjust my sleep schedule into something that actually works. So no drinking, not even any late nights playing LoL :(

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Going to work each day

    missing out on a camping trip

    missing out on a night in the city

    but I don't feel like it's gonna be a bad weekend

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  • TaskmanTaskman Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I work weekends as well, but I booked this one off. I was supposed to be going to Sweden. It didn't pan out, so now my weekend will be a LAN party and drawing things I guess. Also going to watch the old Predator.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Monday I go into a military base and won't come out until at least two weeks.

    Until then I am spending my time trying to adjust my sleep schedule into something that actually works. So no drinking, not even any late nights playing LoL :(

    friday night - big fuckin' all-night bender fuelled by drugs and alcohol and at least one a.m. trip to a terrible diner for milkshakes and burgers

    saturday - a lot of pain and trauma tempered by coffee, litres of water and more burgers. do not sleep

    saturday night - the sleep of the unborn

    sunday - newspapers, sunglasses and sophisticated banter. you did it!

    edit: the fact that you're then going into a rigorous military ordeal only makes it more sensible. *nods*

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Working tomorrow night and Saturday night.

    On a completely related note: the guy I'm worked with tonight (and will be working with tomorrow) is the fucking Terminator. Motherfucker's been shot, stabbed, beaten, had his hand crushed, and hit by a car, and somehow he's still intact and looks like a fucking suave-ass Puerto Rican fitness model.

    This begs the question what the hell kind of job you two are doing.
    Security.

    And I guess not the mall cop kind. Wow.
    Not even a little bit.

    Though it's worth noting that the dude's roommate is apparently the real-life Paul Blart.

    Hacksaw on
  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    hey who's drunk

    this guy

    who was told by the woman he is infatuated with that he is a "good sport"

    this guy

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    Monday I go into a military base and won't come out until at least two weeks.

    Until then I am spending my time trying to adjust my sleep schedule into something that actually works. So no drinking, not even any late nights playing LoL :(

    friday night - big fuckin' all-night bender fuelled by drugs and alcohol and at least one a.m. trip to a terrible diner for milkshakes and burgers

    saturday - a lot of pain and trauma tempered by coffee, litres of water and more burgers. do not sleep

    saturday night - the sleep of the unborn

    sunday - newspapers, sunglasses and sophisticated banter. you did it!

    edit: the fact that you're then going into a rigorous military ordeal only makes it more sensible. *nods*

    Nahh, this is a pussy "Mandatory" service.

    So it's not that rigorous unless they try to make me something like a sergeant or driver, and I'm too out of shape for the first one and probably have too bad depth perception for the other.

    Also I don't know where the hell I could get drugs from.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    Monday I go into a military base and won't come out until at least two weeks.

    Until then I am spending my time trying to adjust my sleep schedule into something that actually works. So no drinking, not even any late nights playing LoL :(

    friday night - big fuckin' all-night bender fuelled by drugs and alcohol and at least one a.m. trip to a terrible diner for milkshakes and burgers

    saturday - a lot of pain and trauma tempered by coffee, litres of water and more burgers. do not sleep

    saturday night - the sleep of the unborn

    sunday - newspapers, sunglasses and sophisticated banter. you did it!

    edit: the fact that you're then going into a rigorous military ordeal only makes it more sensible. *nods*

    Not one single act of sexual debauchery, Jezz I am ashamed!

    Gatsby on
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    four words, gatsby

    love is the drug

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