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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Can we stop talking about this, please?

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    got kinda drunk at a pub with my parents and watched the soccer match

    if team spain ever wants to gang bang me

    they totally can

    but that's, like, 11 guys

    It might not be enough for him.

    I worked out once that I'd need 9 people to be fully satiated at the core of a gangbang. I'm sure you could find some spare parts in those 9 for 2 more.

    Why 9?

    3 to be airtight. 2 for her hands. 1 for her breasts. 2 for her feet. And 1 to attempt conversation?

    I had one for each breast, but otherwise you're right.

    Oh you meant fondling. I was going for something else. And that would probably be less physically awkward.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    I mean, dreamhack.

    Also, it is fun to gather a few people and play games with each other.

    Honk on
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    One person to pay attention to each and every relevant part of you. It's quite the interesting max carrying capacity.

    So... I...

    I'm afraid to ask what the "relevant parts" are. D:

    I am at once intrigued and anxious

    edit: Oh, I guessed right!

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    I had one for each breast, but otherwise you're right.

    Being sandwiched is too distracting for me to attempt conversation.

    Passerbye on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Oh you meant fondling. I was going for something else. And that would probably be less physically awkward.

    Fondling, suckling, oral sex - my calculations were based upon performant parts, not any specific ideas thereof.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I had one for each breast, but otherwise you're right.

    Being sandwiched is too distracting for me to attempt conversation.

    I was left with a spare and I figured I'd go for the brain as erogenous zone joke. It works even more poorly when you think about it because he mouth would be full. And talking with your mouth full is just rude.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This should be renamed Harlot [chat]. You seemed like such a nice, pure boy, Eddy.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    9 seems like more than would be practical or enjoyable. Then you have concerns about cooling/ventilation, people being crushed under 4-5 other bodies, etc.

    The proper amount of playthings to service a person is probably around 4. If I was a drug lord or CEO or whatever, that's about what I'd go with.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man, we have weekly LANs in college :\

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Houston 500.

    Honk on
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I guess the last time I lan'd something was...


    well it was a long time ago I imagine

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I had one for each breast, but otherwise you're right.

    Being sandwiched is too distracting for me to attempt conversation.

    I was left with a spare and I figured I'd go for the brain as erogenous zone joke. It works even more poorly when you think about it because he mouth would be full. And talking with your mouth full is just rude.

    When you have eight people paying attention to you, you're lucky your brain doesn't come bouncing out your ears.

    Arivia on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Last time I did straight up lan play was sophomore year in college. So that is partially why I don't care that much about it.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    two is all you need

    anyone that's ever had two people go down on them would know this

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    there's always taking turns

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    9 seems like more than would be practical or enjoyable. Then you have concerns about cooling/ventilation, people being crushed under 4-5 other bodies, etc.

    The proper amount of playthings to service a person is probably around 4. If I was a drug lord or CEO or whatever, that's about what I'd go with.

    Some people are ambitious. Personally I agree. If structural engineering has to be done, then I draw the line.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    two is all you need

    anyone that's ever had two people go down on them would know this

    Eddy I have problems getting even one person to go down on me. :P

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bwahaha the vatican is still losing money

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bwahaha the vatican is still losing money

    I'm sure they could make it back if they pawned a few of their solid gold and platinum diamond encrusted cock rings.

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  • Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bwahaha the vatican is still losing money

    It takes a lot of money to keep people quiet

    and to buy candy

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    huff huff

    Iheard we were talking about spanish gangbangs and I came as fast as I could

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Can we stop talking about this, please?

    Here, cute animals to distract you.
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    noekula-kittens.jpg

    puppies.jpg

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    baby-puppies.jpg

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    huff huff

    Iheard we were talking about spanish gangbangs and I came as fast as I could

    hence it taking awhile for you to get here, eh?

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarks take a number, Eddy called it first.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I could have been part of a spanish gang bang in london but I didn't really feel like being murdered by a group of strangers, handsome and swarthy as they may have been

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  • Glorious CretinGlorious Cretin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    got kinda drunk at a pub with my parents and watched the soccer match

    if team spain ever wants to gang bang me

    they totally can

    but that's, like, 11 guys

    It might not be enough for him.

    I worked out once that I'd need 9 people to be fully satiated at the core of a gangbang. I'm sure you could find some spare parts in those 9 for 2 more.

    Why 9?

    3 to be airtight. 2 for her hands. 1 for her breasts. 2 for her feet. And 1 to attempt conversation?

    I had one for each breast, but otherwise you're right.

    So you basically wet yourself during the Doc Manhattan sex scene, right?

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    huff huff

    Iheard we were talking about spanish gangbangs and I came as fast as I could

    hence it taking awhile for you to get here, eh?

    this doesn't make sense

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    also I'm not trying to be braggy about this, I mean I was basically shitfaced enough to be very forward and I think I screamed at them IM AN AMERICAN

    and

    QUE GUAPO

    and they took pity on me and recognized me as hilariously easy

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Sarks take a number, Eddy called it first.

    That's not Sarks.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So you basically wet yourself during the Doc Manhattan sex scene, right?

    I should stop buying copies in the store to wear out and just get Alan's porn wishlist

    cut out all the middlemen, make the solo sex complete

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    huff huff

    Iheard we were talking about spanish gangbangs and I came as fast as I could

    hence it taking awhile for you to get here, eh?
    thats_the_joke.jpg

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Sarks take a number, Eddy called it first.

    That's not Sarks.

    Man, for some reason Nexus's av made me think Sarks. Must be more out of it than I thought.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    aww goblet of fire is on

    this is when they started getting sad!

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  • Glorious CretinGlorious Cretin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    aww goblet of fire is on

    this is when they started getting sad!

    The third one is still the best one. All successive and previous movies contain far too little Gary Oldman.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    aww goblet of fire is on

    this is when they started getting sad!

    cedric noooooooo

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I liked Goblet of Fire the best I think. Out of the movies.

    Mazzyx on
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  • Glorious CretinGlorious Cretin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I liked Goblet of Fire the best I think. Out of the movies.

    Hrmm. Gary Oldman's sort-of-face in smoldering charcoals.

    Nope, not enough Gary Oldman.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    James wrote: »
    aww goblet of fire is on

    this is when they started getting sad!

    cedric noooooooo


    SPOLIER ALERTTT T

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This chicken, so far, is leaving much to be desired. The crust is not browning properly or evenly.

    Well, it's got 10 more minutes to cook. We'll see how it turns out. :?

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