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Dentist appointments (appoitments of PAIN)

STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
So I just got back from my regular check-up and cleaning. I really hate going to the dentist office because when they clean your teeth, they scrape at them with a pick, and it just makes me cringe to hear that hook-on-tooth sound. The worst part is when they clean your teeth with that HORRIBLE stuff to polish them up. I also hate it when the person starts talking to you when you have like 5 instrements in your mouth

"So, how is school going"

"igh iff ghooing ghoof"

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This one time when I was under the gas my dentist and his assistant had sex



    Am I right, folks?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I always get the teeth scrapy because I have bad tartar. One time it was really bad and they gave me nitrous to distract me from all the jabbing-at-my-gums-with-a-pointed-metal-hook.

    Never had a cavity, though.

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    Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've never really seen what the big deal with going to the dentist is. the worse pain I've ever gotten from one is that odd ache you get after they scrape your teeth too much.

    I mean, I've had my wisdom teeth removed, but that was basically just "fall asleep -> wake up with numb, bloody holes in mouth"

    wasn't bad at all, not with the painkillers.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    woah not everyone gets the teeth scrapey?

    this is not standard faire?

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    woah not everyone gets the teeth scrapey?

    this is not standard faire?

    I think it is standard, just that everyone hates them.

    Anyways, since I have braces, they also used this ultrasonic cleaner, and my god does that thing suck. They would bring it into my mouth and then my ears would be filled with static, so I got to experience all sorts of pain today! From hearing pain, to scraping pain.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jesus, you guys are pussies.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I haven't felt physical pain in a few weeks now

    vicodin and prozac do that to you
    stab

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You get put under for yanking wisdom teeth??

    edit: ... >.>

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I kicked out all my teeth.

    No more dentist appointments for me.

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    Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I enjoy going to the dentist. It makes me think of that Bill Murray scene in Little Shop of Horrors, and that's just a good feeling all around.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Infidel wrote: »
    You get put under for yanking wisdom teeth??

    edit: ... >.>

    If you're smart, yeah.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    dudes typo in the thread title

    am I right

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Teh Ericka wrote: »
    I enjoy going to the dentist. It makes me think of that Bill Murray scene in Little Shop of Horrors, and that's just a good feeling all around.

    I would let Steve Martin do whatever he wanted with me.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    You get put under for yanking wisdom teeth??

    edit: ... >.>

    If you're smart, yeah.

    What's wrong with a needle and a yoink, in and out appointment?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    hahahaha

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    Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Teh Ericka wrote: »
    I enjoy going to the dentist. It makes me think of that Bill Murray scene in Little Shop of Horrors, and that's just a good feeling all around.

    I would let Steve Martin do whatever he wanted with me.


    yes doctor.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The one time I actually had anything hurt at the dentist was when the went to give me a shot when they were pulling the tooth that had previously had a root canal and they fucking hit something that hurt like fuck and I had a bruise on my cheek the next day.

    And the dude would not stop apologizing.

    My dentist is a pretty rad dude, but since we moved I guess I'll have to find a new dentist, damn.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    NOW SPIT

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I had to get 2 fillings done yesterday. Right between my front teeth.

    2 shot of freezing in my upper, front gums made my nose go numb. It was an odd feeling.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Teh Ericka wrote: »
    I enjoy going to the dentist. It makes me think of that Bill Murray scene in Little Shop of Horrors, and that's just a good feeling all around.

    I would let Steve Martin do whatever he wanted with me.

    YES YES OH GOD YES.

    I LOVE STEVE MARTIN.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Infidel wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    You get put under for yanking wisdom teeth??

    edit: ... >.>

    If you're smart, yeah.

    What's wrong with a needle and a yoink, in and out appointment?

    Mistakes and improper doses, mostly.

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    edited May 2007
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Teh Ericka wrote: »
    I enjoy going to the dentist. It makes me think of that Bill Murray scene in Little Shop of Horrors, and that's just a good feeling all around.

    I would let Steve Martin do whatever he wanted with me.

    YES YES OH GOD YES.

    I LOVE STEVE MARTIN.

    He made me want to learn how to play the banjo.



    If felt like it was the only pure thing I could love in this world after listening to him talk about it.

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Infidel wrote: »
    You get put under for yanking wisdom teeth??

    edit: ... >.>

    Depends on the teeth. I had 3 impacted, so I had to go under. If it's just a straight pull they don't always put you under.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    one time the dentists gave me a local anesthetic and when he started to drill I could feel it, like really feel it

    he gave me two more shots and I could still totally feel intense pain

    turns out I'm immune to Novocaine

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    Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm allergic to morphine. It is most unexcellent.

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sucks when they're scraping you and they miss

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm sorry, Ericka.


    Morphine is so wonderful.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I am so happy I haven't had to have a root canal

    it's really not as bad as everyone makes it out to be.

    "oh no, I have to sit in a chair and watch TV with my mouth open, hey now my mouth is all numb and I'm gonna eat some ice cream, no reason for the ice cream I can eat whatever, but ice cream is delicious."

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sucks when they're scraping you and they miss

    Yeah. D:

    Guess I've been fortunate for wisdoms. Had an impacted one cut and removed but still was just the local. Would have to be something pretty severe for wanting to be put under, extra risks and all.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Numb me
    Drill me
    Floss me
    Bill me

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Numb me
    Drill me
    Floss me
    Bill me

    visiting you

    I get my teeth cleaned

    scraped by you

    they get real white

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    maybe some of you should take better care of your mouths


    maybe just maybe

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    bzz
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Teh Ericka wrote: »
    I enjoy going to the dentist. It makes me think of that Bill Murray scene in Little Shop of Horrors, and that's just a good feeling all around.

    Friend was at his dentist a couple weeks back. Dentist is all jokester with him. Opens a cabinet and there's a poster with Steve Martin ala dentist.

    He didn't find it all that funny, but the rest of us sure did.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My wisdom teeth just grew in like proper teeth.

    They showed up and were like, "Sup?"

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I do now.

    I never used to.

    I used to brush my teeth like...oh...now and then.

    And then the morning of the dentist appointment, I'd brush 'em and he'd be like "your teeth look great!"

    This is after the root canal stuff. The real problem I had with my teeth is that they came in so slowly. I didn't lose my first baby tooth until like..3rd grade, and that one had to get pulled because the permanent tooth came in behind it.

    The last baby tooth I got pulled was senior year of high school.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    My wisdom teeth just grew in like proper teeth.

    They showed up and were like, "Sup?"
    ^5

    screw evolution

    it is not all it is cracked up to be

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