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oh god oh god oh god

XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
edited July 2010 in Social Entropy++
My son will be born in 4 hours!

seriously though, I'm nervous and excited as all get out.


HERE ARE THE STATS!

7 lbs 10.1 oz

20.5 inches long

full head of black hair

looks just like I did when I was born (according to my parents)

1 proud as can be father

1 proud as can be/exhausted mother

pics will come eventually!

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    What are you naming him?

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    people, probably.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Make sure you don't watch the baby coming out.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh grosss thanks Fuzzbutt real mature

    Seriously though, congrats Xaquin! :D

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    name him Boy

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    name him raneados or I'll slug ya

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Oh grosss thanks Fuzzbutt real mature

    Seriously though, congrats Xaquin! :D

    There is a notion going around that the process of childbirth is beautiful and the miracle of life.

    Really though, you'll be watching a gunk-covered baby squeezing through your wife's vagina.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Use your new baby wisely

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    congrats fella

    is such a weird rush of emotions when your kid is born

    you are pretty grossed out but its such a rush and a huge whirlwind of activity that you dont really notice

    keep your head, be there for your lady and take plenty of pictures (not of the actual birth, but after)

    also, i dont know how much family is there, but there will be a huge rush to get in and see the kid. keep them out for a bit. my best advice would be to take about 20 or so minutes where your lady can calm down and get herself together a bit (the shaking is natural for her) and you just share a few moments together as a new family

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i hope you're financially well off enough to have a child

    and are a decent person

    and in a good relationship

    and don't have crippling vices or depression

    and are over like 30

    and don't hope this baby will fix anything wrong with your life

    etc

    otherwise :|

    but if so: hooray!

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    rane is saying if you aint over 30 you shouldn't have a baby

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    (you dont have to be over 30 to have a kid rane)

    EDIT: what he said

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Name him little Old Spice Manchester.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Rane, laying down the law of Baby Making

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    (you dont have to be over 30 to have a kid rane)

    i am playing the odds

    30+ers are usually more responsible, less prone to beating, ignoring, spoiling, or otherwise fucking up their kid, more financially stable, more able to devote time to the kid, more likely to stay together in their relationship

    plus waiting to have a kid ratehr than having one early can help you to live something like 5-10 years longer from stress-related reasons!

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nah

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nah

    you can make sheep noises all day long but them's the facts, kid

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i had my first kid at 25 and she is pretty awesome and im a heckuva dad

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    okay

    well done!

    the facts still suggest waiting, even if you beat them

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Grats man!

    must be hella anxious huh?

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    rane i meet all your qualifications. yay.

    also if anyone remembers that godawful story of my kid maybe being all wrong and handicapped?

    turns out she's not! take that universe!

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    raneydoes why you such a curmudgeon

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  • UlisesUlises Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    make sure to save all the important effluvium

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i think i might be slightly babyphobic

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ain't needed ranandpoops

    And shiiiiit yes bwanie, your baby makin done good

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    granted, there are some pretty stupid asses out there that have kids either by fucking around or thinking that they are ready

    but i think they fit in both the categories you mentioned

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    he misses defender

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    raneydoes why you such a curmudgeon

    people having kids and not being good to them and it fucking up the kids is a pet peeve of mine



    like how being punched in the face is a pet peeve of most people?

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Someone mail Fuzzbutt the mucous plug.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    name him Old Spice Manchester

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    also: man you seem pretty sure of when your son will be born

    is that a call of when the doctors are gonna like... TAKE IT BY FORCE?

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    also: man you seem pretty sure of when your son will be born

    is that a call of when the doctors are gonna like... TAKE IT BY FORCE?

    Keep your hands where I can see them, we are coming in.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    also: man you seem pretty sure of when your son will be born

    is that a call of when the doctors are gonna like... TAKE IT BY FORCE?

    breaching charges set

    red team moving in to take target bravo

    go go go

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    raneydoes why you such a curmudgeon

    people having kids and not being good to them and it fucking up the kids is a pet peeve of mine



    like how being punched in the face is a pet peeve of most people?

    Man i agree with all your points but the age thing is pretty arbitrary. I mean i'm glad we waited but i wouldn't have minded having it a few years earlier ( all other conditions being met).

    I just wanted to enjoy my freedom a bit more ( and my wife hers) so we chose to wait.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    NO GO MAN THIS ROOM'S FULL OF PLACENTA

    OUT THE BACK HE'S GOING OUT THE BACK

    GO GO GO

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    you have fulfilled your genetic purpose, you may now await death

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Someone mail Fuzzbutt the mucous plug.

    Fry it up with some garlic, onion, and bacon and it's a good meal.


    Also to the man with the baby on the way...congrats and say goodbye to sleep for a while. Babies are allergic to you sleeping. Also the smell of a clean shirt makes them puke. All over you. True story.

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  • CatnipCatCatnipCat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bring in the jaws of life

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bwanie wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    raneydoes why you such a curmudgeon

    people having kids and not being good to them and it fucking up the kids is a pet peeve of mine



    like how being punched in the face is a pet peeve of most people?

    man i agree with all your points but the age thing is pretty arbitrary. I mean i'm glad we waited but i woulden't have minded having it a few years earlier ( all onther conditions being met).

    i just wanted to enjoy my freedom a bit more ( and my wife hers) so we chose to wait.

    just a number for when people are more likely to treat their kid better and yet still be able to be around and keep up with them through their formative years

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Assuming it's yours, congrats!

    Alt post: How is babby formed?

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