Okay, I'll keep 'em coming. In fact, this one is so good I would have posted it even if NeoToma hadn't encouraged me. It involves Grezzibel, so it's topical, too!
The interior of the alchemancery shop appears to be nothing more than a small, wooden-walled room, bisected by a tall wooden counter upon which various alchemanceric baubles and doodlies have been stacked in neat piles.
An extremely attractive, and very bored-looking, human woman sits behind the counter, staring up at the ceiling and humming quietly to herself.
"'Ey, miss, oi wus wonderin' if ye'd be interested in buyin' dis." The caktin rests the flask on the counter. Dubh's fingers tap the counter in tempo to Gary's song.
The woman looks down disinterestedly at the flask, taking a long moment to adjust her hair before picking it up, unscrewing the cap, and taking a sniff.
"'s'at Roy'l 'oney?" she asks, in what is either a terrible accent or a horrifying speech impediment.
"NOW LADY HEAR,
BELIEVE THIS CAT WHEN HE TALKS
I THINK YOU COULD OFFER A LITTLE MORE MONEY
AND MAYBE YOU AND ME CAN GO INTO THE BACK AND BUST SOME FUCKIN' LOCKS"
Grezzibel deflates slightly. "'e took m'vir'ue an' t'en 'e took m'livelih'd!" Her shoulders begin to shake slightly. "Oi t'ought 'e w's d'ffren'! I t'ought 'e w's bett'r t'en all t'ot'er bears!" she wails, falling froward into Speed's arms. "...all t'hun'reds o' ot'er bears!"
Everyone in the inn begins to back away slowly.
Aaaahahahaha!
I KNOW
IT'S LIKE I WASN'T THERE AT ALL
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Found a gift card for target with 33$ on it this morning under the couch, so I swung by the stale-popcorn stench shack to scavenge for the odd jewel. I returned with Borderlands. Kinda wishing I'd grabbed something else, cause this installer is a bug and a half.
[Chi-town]URL="http://glossolalia-rpg.pbworks.com/Sydney-%22Syd%22-McGee"]Sydney[/URLStress 0% RAD 0%Tetsuo 75%
[Skills: Pyrokinesis 70%, Parkour! 25%, Scheming 30%, Electrokinesis 10%, Telepathic 7%]
[Traits: Agile 10%, Hottie 10%, Blue Fire 10%, Honor is for losers 5%, Condesending -5%, Short Temper -5%] Sydney puts her hand on hip and consyders her options for a second. The third question is something that will probablly come up anyway, or could be figured out through questioning subordinates. Second question, is really just a flight of fancy, and won't really matter by the end of the day. Leaving only one choice.
"Okay then. Sorry for the tone, impulsiveness is my only character flaw. If i have to choose, I'd like you to anwser the first question. What is the deal with the psychic static?"
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I just got Borderlands, haven't installed it yet. Will have much more time for playing vidya games after july ends. Also, awesome Lost reference by De?ad in that old Gloss campaign.
In 758: Speed rolled a 23! Grabbing Farth's hand,then changing his mind and letting go of it, Speed jumps fifteen minutes into the past...
Fifteen Minutes Ago in 758:
Speed runs back up the through the tunnels, into the pantry, past the kitchen, into the upstairs bedroom, and leaps out of the second story window, catching his past self mid-air, and tumbling with him to the ground, in an attempt to stop him from interacting with the past people.
As the two Speed Riders collide, the sphere (which wasn't nearly as large fifteen minutes ago), shrieks loudly and doubles in size, tearing apart the grounds on which the keep sits. There is a heinous crackling noise as the Riders touch, and are thrown forcibly away from each other - Speed Core Speed Ride slamming into the wall of the keep, and Past Speed Rider being thrown across the keep's yard and into the wall surrounding it.
Past Speed stands up, his whole body rippling with black energy. "What the -- my body seems to have become charged with some sort of strange energy when that strange humanoid blur touched me. What could this possibly be? I wonder if this has anything to do with the Speed Core, perhaps I should research this phenomenon when I return to Gary's ship, the Ursa MajAARRRGGGGHHHHH!" His speech is interrupted by a searing rush of pain as the blackish purple energy course across his skin, burning his skin away, causing his organs to pop and evaporate.
Past Speed collapses to the ground, sickly purple smoke pouring off of his form as his body convulses, muscles firing as the strange energy rips him apart, piece by piece. Flesh, blood, and skin are atomized, leaving only bleached white bone, warped into unnatural, stream-lined shapes by the negative antichronological energy coursing like veins across his exposed skeleton.
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oh my gawd
was it a colloquialism that faded into nothingness forum decades ago?
teach me
damn kids and your music and lingo
I had to ask some young bucks what the slang "tighten up" meant the other day
I am old
I thought macking meant talking to the gender you fancy (girls, I guess?) in such a way as to appear nonchalant and accustomed to a degree of success
I was operating under the assumption that it meant making out, I learned this from an episode of scrubs
it's me I am the old person who doesn't know the lingo
bring marshmallows to my funeral raneados
but yeah i could see that definition working, makes sense
because I could live with that
and also die by it
on a boat with all my stuff
on fire
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I will agree with this assessment
http://www.audioentropy.com/
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IT'S LIKE I WASN'T THERE AT ALL
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if we could all find time to play for a few hours together that'd be great
I'm sure I'll be more appreciated there
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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It was Spectre Induction.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Because of the anti-depression pills?
Which probably wouldn't have been necessary if you just jerked it.
Also honestly I have no interest in figuring out who Dusty is, it'll be revealed in time anyway and that'd probably be more interesting.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
religious reasons?
I like to blame the pills!
I severely doubt that was the reason though. Think I just ran out of steam
Also yeah I guess initially it was religious reasons but now I guess it's just... force of (lack of?) habit?
http://www.audioentropy.com/
you've got your left hand, you've got your right hand
habit is an odd choice of word to me
I think jerking is different than say, chewing your finger nails
When you get a boner and you're home alone do you just go "Ah, shoot."
What spring does with the cherry trees.
sometimes Squall's just watching tv, not really paying attention to anything
next thing he knows, hand's on his dick
[Skills: Pyrokinesis 70%, Parkour! 25%, Scheming 30%, Electrokinesis 10%, Telepathic 7%]
[Traits: Agile 10%, Hottie 10%, Blue Fire 10%, Honor is for losers 5%, Condesending -5%, Short Temper -5%]
Sydney puts her hand on hip and consyders her options for a second. The third question is something that will probablly come up anyway, or could be figured out through questioning subordinates. Second question, is really just a flight of fancy, and won't really matter by the end of the day. Leaving only one choice.
"Okay then. Sorry for the tone, impulsiveness is my only character flaw. If i have to choose, I'd like you to anwser the first question. What is the deal with the psychic static?"
but unfortunately I have the xbox version
Also, is Bear ever coming back?
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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http://www.audioentropy.com/
Speed, you seem to have a knack for getting yourself into the worst kinds of trouble.