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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Only if you change your name to Hunter Stephens

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Give him "Adventure" as a middle name

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Sal wrote: »
    Give him "Adventure" as a middle name

    I think you mean "Danger."

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I hate newborns when I'm sick

    NOOOO GET THE CHILD AWAY I DON'T WANT IT TO DIE

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I hate newborns when I'm sick

    NOOOO GET THE CHILD AWAY I DON'T WANT IT TO DIE

    it needs your germs to construct precious antibodies!

    You're depriving the child of superpowers, you monster!

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My mum tried to name me oscar

    my dad threatened to run away and live with eskimos

    My name is now stephen

    I threaten violence on those who say stephan

    My dad tried to bribe my mom with $20,000 to name one of my brothers or myself Wolfgang. She wouldn't do it though.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    sneeze in its mouth sneeze in its mouth

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I know a German guy named Wolfram

    That is the coolest first name I have ever personally encountered

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    One of my friends back in highschool had the middle name DragonSlayer. I shit you not. It even said it on his license.

    Yes he was a fat pimply nerd, as his parents most likely were.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    my name is Gilbert
    my bro's name is Render

    we get comments

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Please tell me your brother grew up to either be a barbarian with a giant sword or a some kind of mercenary with a gunblade that shoots more swords.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Please tell me your brother grew up to either be a barbarian with a giant sword or a some kind of mercenary with a gunblade that shoots more swords.

    er by "bro" I meant like friendbro

    my brother's name is Cooper and my bro's name is Render

    I see how my entirely misleading use of the word "bro" might have confused you

    he is majoring in gunblades, though

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My name means handsome in Swahili and beautiful in Egyptian apparently.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hasani?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yup.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    sup hasani

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My family has a curse.
    Going on several generations now: if you name your son James, he will die in infancy (or miscarry.)
    I have thought about pushing my luck... but I'd never forgive myself if the curse were real.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Name your son Harry.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Name him Jaiymz

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  • jaziekjaziek Bad at everything And mad about it.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I've got the most common name in the world. (I haven't looked that up, I assume its top 10.)

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Please tell me your brother grew up to either be a barbarian with a giant sword or a some kind of mercenary with a gunblade that shoots more swords.

    er by "bro" I meant like friendbro

    my brother's name is Cooper and my bro's name is Render

    I see how my entirely misleading use of the word "bro" might have confused you

    he is majoring in gunblades, though

    Ah. Call him your bro in arms or something. Either way, that name needs a sword to go along with it.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Azazel.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mohammed?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Tyler.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    jaziek wrote: »
    I've got the most common name in the world. (I haven't looked that up, I assume its top 10.)

    John?

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If I have a son, which I doubt, I'd name him John after my dad seeing as how I was named after my grandparents

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    jaziek wrote: »
    I've got the most common name in the world. (I haven't looked that up, I assume its top 10.)

    John?

    Actually, if we're talking in the world it would be Mohammad.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The conversation surrounding my name went something like this:

    Mom: "Chris?"
    Dad: "No, can't call him Chris. How about Mike?"
    Mom: "Don't like it. And there will be no little Leo running around."
    Dad: "Fine, so not my name. Then what?"
    Mom: "Steven? I mean, I don't hate it but it's not great or anything."
    Dad: "Yea...I guess that'll do."

    Indecision named me.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My dad's family is Russian, so all the boys are named after older men in the family as a tradition and an honor. So there's only like 5 boys names used ever.

    John
    Stephen
    Alexander
    Andrew
    Michael


    That's pretty much it unless you have like 8 kids and run out. Then you can be creative.

    (I'm a Steve and my son is Alex....hurray for tradition)

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I've always hated Steven and Bob and George.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    When my mom was pregnant she was visiting a old graveyard in Colorado. She saw some oldtimey names and saw one she liked.

    <

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I've always hated Steven and Bob and George.

    i'm george

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    I've always hated Steven and Bob and George.

    i'm george

    Find Paul, John, and Ringo and you'll be bigger than Jesus.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm sorry.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm still toying with the idea of naming my kid Robert Bruce

    He could go by Robert, or Rob, or Bruce
    I think it's a solid name

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    george is getting frustrated

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Are you set on having Bruce in there somewhere?

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  • jaziekjaziek Bad at everything And mad about it.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    jaziek wrote: »
    I've got the most common name in the world. (I haven't looked that up, I assume its top 10.)

    John?

    My dad's name is John, and his dad, and his dad, and his dad.

    They named me Jack, for a change of pace I guess.
    Actually, if we're talking in the world it would be Mohammad.

    Should've said most common english name.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The thread title made me think this was gonna be another Sheri Thread.

    Just kidding congrats dude. My sister is pregnant right now (thank you, Poorochondriac), and she had her first ultrasound a week ago. Crazy to see that little thing (Rolo).

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    my daughter's name is gonna be ashley sydnee

    so her initials will be ASS

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