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ATTACK OF THE THIRD DIMENSION! Comic-related Movies, TV, Video Games

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Wait, Alicia Silverstone was fat in Batman and Robin? I just remember hot ass.

    Admittedly it could've been any of them in all that tight armour.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    yes but texiken does not even notice the rack

    he is that awful

    he sees naught a breast

    only FABULOUS ACTING TALENT

    How many DVDs of Time Of Your Life do you have?

    How did this even get to Jennifer Love Hewitt? She wasn't even in Crank.

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    NODeNODe Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    yes but texiken does not even notice the rack

    he is that awful

    he sees naught a breast

    only FABULOUS ACTING TALENT

    How many DVDs of Time Of Your Life do you have?

    How did this even get to Jennifer Love Hewitt? She wasn't even in Crank.

    Which was a terrible movie. And Crank 2 was equally terrible. Worse even.
    You saw what some horny 13 year olds made the first time and you gave them back a camera?

    At least I still have Transporter 1 when I want to watch an enjoyable Statham movie.

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    LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The best Statham movie is called "Mean Machine" and its an Irish soccer (football) version of The Longest Yard. He plays the goalie. And he's brilliant.

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    NODeNODe Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Is that the one with Vinnie Jones?

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    LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    man fuck green lantern and thor

    http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/07/16/nicolas-cage-signs-on-for-neveldinetaylor-directed-ghost-rider-sequel/

    this is the best comic book movie news

    Why?!?!?

    It cost 110 million to make, and only made 220 million, yet Hulk cost 150 million and made 260 million and won't get a sequel?

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    NODeNODe Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Look at those mad men. Those are some crazy, crazy guys. Who knows what creative genius they'll bring to this project.
    When you combine a solid movie franchise like Ghost Rider with a talented creative duo like that you're looking at gold. GOLD.
    Or at least something that's yellow and sparkles in the sun.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    people who didn't like crank are terrible

    everyone who posted on this page who isn't me doesn't like crank

    you are all terrible

    and starting to make me regret posting in gv

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    The best Statham movie is called "Mean Machine" and its an Irish soccer (football) version of The Longest Yard. He plays the goalie. And he's brilliant.

    Oh man that film is great.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Silver_Mage wrote: »
    I think all Nathan Fillion rumors are started by Nathan Fillion.

    this would be hilarious

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    MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I got your back, TLB. Crank and Crank 2 are sublime postmodern action-movie deconstructionist masterpieces.

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    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
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    AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    crank 1 and 2 are fantastic and i'm pumped to see the world they create for ghost rider.

    in the first one, i thought gr looked pretty good himself, but literally everything else, every set and character just looked terrible.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Both Crank films were good action fun but the Transporter was shit and we all know it.

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    AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    naw transporter 1 was a lot of fun.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Angry wrote: »
    naw transporter 1 was a lot of fun.

    See I can dig mindless action but that film was just terrible. I can't even articulate why I disliked it so much that's how bad it was.

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    NODeNODe Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    Angry wrote: »
    naw transporter 1 was a lot of fun.

    See I can dig mindless action but that film was just terrible. I can't even articulate why I disliked it so much that's how bad it was.

    But you enjoyed watching the Cranks? I am befuddled.
    Shit pretending to be a post modern commentary is still shit.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    see some people have taste

    hint: you are not one of them

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Surprisingly, Christmas with the Cranks did not feature Statham and was less enjoyable than I had anticipated.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    it was spelled christmas with the kranks

    and it was still terrible

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    it was spelled christmas with the kranks
    and it was still terrible

    DAMN YOU CASELEXIA!

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    NODeNODe Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    see some people have taste

    hint: you are not one of them

    Sure, that's not really an answer to what you enjoyed about Crankophenia. I'm beginning to think that "taste" to you means "Can you concievably high five a cyborg bear while yelling "Awesome" after reading/watching this thing? If so, it is good."

    Transporter 2 had some fun car chases, slick fight coreography, and a plot that didn't get in the way of the first two. Crankapalooza was a mysoginistic 13 year old boys wet dream.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I enjoyed Crank because the action sequences were good whereas Transporter was crap because the action sequences were bad and it was an action movie.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    NODe wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    see some people have taste

    hint: you are not one of them

    Sure, that's not really an answer to what you enjoyed about Crankophenia. I'm beginning to think that "taste" to you means "Can you concievably high five a cyborg bear while yelling "Awesome" after reading/watching this thing? If so, it is good."

    Transporter 2 had some fun car chases, slick fight coreography, and a plot that didn't get in the way of the first two. Crankapalooza was a mysoginistic 13 year old boys wet dream.

    you just ain't gonna get it

    you never gonna get it

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    MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Angry wrote: »
    naw transporter 1 was a lot of fun.

    Here, here. I don't know who could watch that first major action scene, where he busts into the dude's house and wrecks everyone's shit, and not come away enjoying that film. The second one was made less enjoyable by the less realistic action scenes, and by the third one I'd stopped caring.

    I actually have a hard time thinking of Statham movies I don't enjoy. I just enjoy watching that dude beat the shit out of people.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    munch explain why the crank movies are good

    and then give me credit for having the thoughts you done typed on the internet

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    NODeNODe Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Munch wrote: »
    Angry wrote: »
    naw transporter 1 was a lot of fun.

    Here, here. I don't know who could watch that first major action scene, where he busts into the dude's house and wrecks everyone's shit, and not come away enjoying that film. The second one was made less enjoyable by the less realistic action scenes, and by the third one I'd stopped caring.

    I actually have a hard time thinking of Statham movies I don't enjoy. I just enjoy watching that dude beat the shit out of people.

    The third one makes Transporter 1 look like it should win an Oscar for screenwriting. I almost feel like they just put Statham in a car with a girl and made everyone improv their lines. There is literally no coherent plot reasons for almost anything that happens in that movie.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The best part of the first Transporter is when he kicks the door in on the dude's face

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    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    crank is a 13 year old boy who hates women's wet dream.

    you heard it here first folks.

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    FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Angry wrote: »
    crank is a 13 year old boy who hates women's wet dream.

    you heard it here first folks.

    I agree with angry (which happens pretty often)

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    angry and furu are the only dudes who have opinions almost as good as mine here

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Transporter 1 was very good except the music was terrible. It wasn't even European dance good which would have worked for the movie, it was placeholder music where they must have just run out of time and money to get some good stuff. Give some 15 year old a beat box and 100 bucks and say "give me some music to go with this chase"

    And Orangina is terrible, no wonder his car blew up. It didn't want that in the cupholder.

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Full size scans someones done of a film magazine, contains GL scans but with the text, Scott Pilgrim and Thor.

    http://pics.livejournal.com/mediocrechick/pic/005ktpc1
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2010
    someone make a new thread

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