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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sounds like a hell of a lot of work.

    It is, but I think of it like any other kind of project: it's work, but it's rewarding.

    Plus, people will say, "Your fucking awesome jeans, where did you get them?"

    and I can be all "8-)"

    I am fairly certain I wouldn't put that much work into anything that didn't guarantee me oral sex.

    Arivia on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The thing is, when you soak proper jeans made with raw denim that way and take good care of them they will last you years, decades, even.

    Yeah, it's some work, but it's an investment.

    ....in what?

    In clothing?

    Zombie: Ah, well, then, they probably aren't raw denim and consequently won't last super long, but, they might look nice. :D

    Inquisitor on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The thing is, when you soak proper jeans made with raw denim that way and take good care of them they will last you years, decades, even.

    Yeah, it's some work, but it's an investment.

    ....in what?

    presumably in not needing to buy new jeans often

    Organichu on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    I'd end up carefully tending my jeans for 364 days and then suddenly get goaded into playing soccer on gravel and ripping my pants up, and afterwards notice which jeans I had on.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Sounds like a hell of a lot of work.

    It is, but I think of it like any other kind of project: it's work, but it's rewarding.

    Plus, people will say, "Your fucking awesome jeans, where did you get them?"

    and I can be all "8-)"

    I am fairly certain I wouldn't put that much work into anything that didn't guarantee me oral sex.

    hey that's my line

    Organichu on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Personally, I would just like pants that don't tear on the inner thing so much. Every single pair of pants or jeans I have tears at the inner thigh really quickly, it's annoying.

    It's not the pants, it's your legs. They yearn to meet the rest of the world, without the encumbrance of pants. Let them roam free!

    I don't know if the response to this is appropriate for the forum. Probably not.

    Arivia on
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The thing is, when you soak proper jeans made with raw denim that way and take good care of them they will last you years, decades, even.

    Yeah, it's some work, but it's an investment.

    ....in what?

    In clothing?

    Zombie: Ah, well, then, they probably aren't raw denim and consequently won't last super long, but, they might look nice. :D

    Nope, they are. Levi 501's. Shrink to fit. Selvedge strip, too.

    Pre-faded is almost embarrassing to look at, knowing that this

    http://denim-gallery.heavy.jp/photo/eternal_811-6_back.jpg

    is what a good pair of dry denim jeans can look like, given time and a little love.

    Zombiemambo on
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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    Damnit, I have the song in the OP stuck in my head. Fat guy can sing!

    Echo on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2010
    Gim?

    Elki on
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The thing is, when you soak proper jeans made with raw denim that way and take good care of them they will last you years, decades, even.

    Yeah, it's some work, but it's an investment.

    ....in what?

    presumably in not needing to buy new jeans often

    I dunno I don't take care of my jeans but they usually still last 5-7 years so far. That's good enough for me.

    I like slacks better anyway.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Personally, I would just like pants that don't tear on the inner thing so much. Every single pair of pants or jeans I have tears at the inner thigh really quickly, it's annoying.
    OMG you too? Well now I don't feel so bad. I fucking blew out a pair along the inner thigh while I was at fuckin' work one day. Now that was embarrassing.

    Ellie on
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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I have no idea what you guys are talking about with the inner-thigh thing. My pants either just get shredded at the bottom from being too long and walking or eventually some stupid part of it falls apart like the pockets. :(

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I would really like a pair of raw denim jeans.

    Never heard of soaking them to shrink them before wearing them without washing them though. I would think that would get rid of some of the dye.

    Sarksus on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The thing is, when you soak proper jeans made with raw denim that way and take good care of them they will last you years, decades, even.

    Yeah, it's some work, but it's an investment.

    ....in what?

    In clothing?

    Zombie: Ah, well, then, they probably aren't raw denim and consequently won't last super long, but, they might look nice. :D

    Nope, they are. Levi 501's. Shrink to fit. Selvedge strip, too.

    Pre-faded is almost embarrassing to look at, knowing that this

    http://denim-gallery.heavy.jp/photo/eternal_811-6_back.jpg

    is what a good pair of dry denim jeans can look like, given time and a little love.

    I'm just saying for me the cost:benefit ratio seems to benefit someone else doing all that work so I can do something else like masturbate.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Tav: Wow... that song without bass is so bad. :(

    Inquisitor on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    You don't need washable jeans to masturbate.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I have no idea what you guys are talking about with the inner-thigh thing. My pants either just get shredded at the bottom from being too long and walking or eventually some stupid part of it falls apart like the pockets. :(

    I have this feeling it's because my girlish stride has my inner things rubbing against each other far more often then guys who get to walk "cleanly."

    Arivia on
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  • EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I have no idea what you guys are talking about with the inner-thigh thing. My pants either just get shredded at the bottom from being too long and walking or eventually some stupid part of it falls apart like the pockets. :(
    Mine usually fray and come apart at the bottom because I am too short for "average" jeans, but a little too tall for "short" length. I tend to end up destroying the back hem of the pants by walking on them all the time. It's really bad in the winter, because they end up full of slush and sand and road salt.

    Ellie on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senj twittered some website a while back that had a good video on how to treat raw denim but I can't find it at the moment.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    It's hard to find pants that fit me well. Tall + thin = no good models.

    Echo on
  • EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    I have this feeling it's because my girlish stride has my inner things rubbing against each other far more often then guys who get to walk "cleanly."
    That's more or less the right answer. It's just friction wearing the fabric thin until it finally blows out.

    Ellie on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The underside of my computer desk is what kills my jeans. I tend to sit cross legged in my computer chair and my left knee rubs against the underside of the desk as a result. So many pairs of jeans that are missing a left knee in my closet.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    on my jeans, and only my jeans, a hole appears at my right knee

    without fail

    this doesn't happen on my khakis or cargos. only jeans

    and only the right knee

    MikeMan on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Maybe the new people who have joined [chat] will help me with this.
    Okay, what should I have for dinner?

    I'd like something easy, that I don't really have to supervise. Something I can make in the oven would be ideal.

    I have access to a pretty awesome store with great ingredients, particularly meats and seafood.

    I'm kind of in the mood for something beefy, or porky. Thoughts?

    Edit: I'm gonna walk the dog, I'll read responses when I get back!

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    on my jeans, and only my jeans, a hole appears at my right knee

    without fail

    this doesn't happen on my khakis or cargos. only jeans

    and only the right knee

    i warned you in advance

    ---

    any pics from last night?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    on my jeans, and only my jeans, a hole appears at my right knee

    without fail

    this doesn't happen on my khakis or cargos. only jeans

    and only the right knee

    You always did give lopsided head Mike.

    Inquisitor on
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Tav: Wow... that song without bass is so bad. :(

    yeah, that's what I was thinking

    I just listening to the album version and it's totally awesome but holy crap they can not do it live

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_ujVaXAJnw

    muuuuuuuuch better

    Tav on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Maybe the new people who have joined [chat] will help me with this.
    Okay, what should I have for dinner?

    I'd like something easy, that I don't really have to supervise. Something I can make in the oven would be ideal.

    I have access to a pretty awesome store with great ingredients, particularly meats and seafood.

    I'm kind of in the mood for something beefy, or porky. Thoughts?

    Edit: I'm gonna walk the dog, I'll read responses when I get back!

    Honestly, I just crumbled some hot italian sausages into some tomato sauce and had spaghetti with that. Mmmmm.

    @Ellie: "more or less?"

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The thing is, when you soak proper jeans made with raw denim that way and take good care of them they will last you years, decades, even.

    Yeah, it's some work, but it's an investment.

    ....in what?

    In clothing?

    Zombie: Ah, well, then, they probably aren't raw denim and consequently won't last super long, but, they might look nice. :D

    Nope, they are. Levi 501's. Shrink to fit. Selvedge strip, too.

    Pre-faded is almost embarrassing to look at, knowing that this

    http://denim-gallery.heavy.jp/photo/eternal_811-6_back.jpg

    is what a good pair of dry denim jeans can look like, given time and a little love.

    I'm just saying for me the cost:benefit ratio seems to benefit someone else doing all that work so I can do something else like masturbate.

    You can't get a pair of jeans like a pair of raw denim jeans unless you do the work yourself. That's the point. They're custom.

    Sarksus on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    on my jeans, and only my jeans, a hole appears at my right knee

    without fail

    this doesn't happen on my khakis or cargos. only jeans

    and only the right knee

    i warned you in advance

    ---

    any pics from last night?
    No.


    ...

    MikeMan on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Personally, I would just like pants that don't tear on the inner thing so much. Every single pair of pants or jeans I have tears at the inner thigh really quickly, it's annoying.
    OMG you too? Well now I don't feel so bad. I fucking blew out a pair along the inner thigh while I was at fuckin' work one day. Now that was embarrassing.

    I initially read this as "while I was fuckin' at work".

    I was like, well maybe you should do that somewhere you can take your time getting your clothes off.

    Res on
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hey Arivia

    Arivia.

    I have a hot Italian sausauge (I am Italian) right here.

    Hohoho.

    Sarksus on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I have this feeling it's because my girlish stride has my inner things rubbing against each other far more often then guys who get to walk "cleanly."
    That's more or less the right answer. It's just friction wearing the fabric thin until it finally blows out.

    It's probably the 30 or 40 extra pounds on each thigh. Even the tightly woven strands of your denim cannot hold back the tide.

    Zombiemambo on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Arivia

    Arivia.

    I have a hot Italian sausauge (I am Italian) right here.

    Hohoho.
    Not you too.

    Anfrony i will kill you

    MikeMan on
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Arivia

    Arivia.

    I have a hot* Italian sausauge (I am Italian) right here.

    Hohoho.

    *Cold, shrivelled and to the left

    Gonmun on
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The thing is, when you soak proper jeans made with raw denim that way and take good care of them they will last you years, decades, even.

    Yeah, it's some work, but it's an investment.

    ....in what?

    In clothing?

    Zombie: Ah, well, then, they probably aren't raw denim and consequently won't last super long, but, they might look nice. :D

    Nope, they are. Levi 501's. Shrink to fit. Selvedge strip, too.

    Pre-faded is almost embarrassing to look at, knowing that this

    http://denim-gallery.heavy.jp/photo/eternal_811-6_back.jpg

    is what a good pair of dry denim jeans can look like, given time and a little love.

    I'm just saying for me the cost:benefit ratio seems to benefit someone else doing all that work so I can do something else like masturbate.

    You can't get a pair of jeans like a pair of raw denim jeans unless you do the work yourself. That's the point. They're custom.

    Oh please I'm sure there's a demand for people who do that shit for you. This is a service-based economy don't be so naive!

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    How do you know it goes to the left!

    Sarksus on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hahhaa. I forgot what Sarksus name was until now.

    Oh man.

    Your parents must've hated you.

    Inquisitor on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hands not use to bass anymore. I need to play more.

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