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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Like custom paint jobs.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The thing is, when you soak proper jeans made with raw denim that way and take good care of them they will last you years, decades, even.

    Yeah, it's some work, but it's an investment.

    ....in what?

    In clothing?

    Zombie: Ah, well, then, they probably aren't raw denim and consequently won't last super long, but, they might look nice. :D

    Nope, they are. Levi 501's. Shrink to fit. Selvedge strip, too.

    Pre-faded is almost embarrassing to look at, knowing that this

    http://denim-gallery.heavy.jp/photo/eternal_811-6_back.jpg

    is what a good pair of dry denim jeans can look like, given time and a little love.

    I'm just saying for me the cost:benefit ratio seems to benefit someone else doing all that work so I can do something else like masturbate.

    You can't get a pair of jeans like a pair of raw denim jeans unless you do the work yourself. That's the point. They're custom.

    Oh please I'm sure there's a demand for people who do that shit for you. This is a service-based economy don't be so naive!

    No seriously, it's impossible. Raw denim will fade according to the contours and shape of your own legs. Unless you can find someone who is shaped exactly as you are you won't get perfectly customized jeans unless you do it yourself.

    Sarksus on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    least he doesn't go by tony

    MikeMan on
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How do you know it goes to the left!

    I have my ways...:winky:

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hands not use to bass anymore. I need to play more.

    I'll get your hands used to the thick bass strings at PAX, big boy.

    Inquisitor on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Anthony is a good name.

    At least it wasn't in the top ten names when it was chosen LIKE SOMEONE'S.

    Sarksus on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Anthony is a good name.

    At least it wasn't in the top ten names when it was chosen LIKE SOMEONE'S.
    WELL FUCK YOU GUY

    MikeMan on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    more like auntony

    like an aunt

    like a lady who is related to your mom

    skippydumptruck on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The thing is, when you soak proper jeans made with raw denim that way and take good care of them they will last you years, decades, even.

    Yeah, it's some work, but it's an investment.

    ....in what?

    In clothing?

    Zombie: Ah, well, then, they probably aren't raw denim and consequently won't last super long, but, they might look nice. :D

    Nope, they are. Levi 501's. Shrink to fit. Selvedge strip, too.

    Pre-faded is almost embarrassing to look at, knowing that this

    http://denim-gallery.heavy.jp/photo/eternal_811-6_back.jpg

    is what a good pair of dry denim jeans can look like, given time and a little love.

    I'm just saying for me the cost:benefit ratio seems to benefit someone else doing all that work so I can do something else like masturbate.

    You can't get a pair of jeans like a pair of raw denim jeans unless you do the work yourself. That's the point. They're custom.

    Oh please I'm sure there's a demand for people who do that shit for you. This is a service-based economy don't be so naive!

    No seriously, it's impossible. Raw denim will fade according to the contours and shape of your own legs. Unless you can find someone who is shaped exactly as you are you won't get perfectly customized jeans unless you do it yourself.

    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put jeans on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    so i'm about go se-

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

    Inception. I think it's rea-

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

    good if you can trust the rev-

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

    oh god damn it that's worse than the law and order noise

    Pony on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put legs on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!

    Sarksus on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Arivia

    Arivia.

    I have a hot Italian sausauge (I am Italian) right here.

    Hohoho.
    Not you too.

    Anfrony i will kill you

    No love for people lusting after me, Mike?
    Sarksus wrote: »
    No seriously, it's impossible. Raw denim will fade according to the contours and shape of your own legs. Unless you can find someone who is shaped exactly as you are you won't get perfectly customized jeans unless you do it yourself.

    I thought that's what God made impoverished Indian villages for???

    Arivia on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    anfrony

    god

    the driver's license

    that night was a religious experience

    Organichu on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Arivia

    Arivia.

    I have a hot Italian sausauge (I am Italian) right here.

    Hohoho.
    Not you too.

    Anfrony i will kill you

    No love for people lusting after me, Mike?
    no love for lusting

    MikeMan on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    It's a good fucking driver's license picture!

    Better than anybody's!

    Sarksus on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    We can play each others bass, at the same time you get the neck. :winky:

    Mazzyx on
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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2010
    I'm pretty happy about what's playing around in theaters right now and what's coming up.

    Elki on
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put legs on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!

    This sounds like a job for that jelly shit the Mythbusters use when they want to make a human dummy.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    So for the past hour I've been watching an X-COM let's play on YouTube.

    I'm still just as confused about this game as I was when I was 10.

    JustinSane07 on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    it's a p. great photo, yes

    Organichu on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My driver license picture is so awful.

    Inquisitor on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put legs on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!

    This sounds like a job for that jelly shit the Mythbusters use when they want to make a human dummy.

    Why would I want to screw around with this when I could just wear a pair of jeans for a few months without washing them.

    Sarksus on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Those coming to PAX this fall will be able to see my Japanese drivers license photo. Where I look hungover and like I just beat up some hookers the night before. My normal one just looks kind of evil.

    Mazzyx on
    u7stthr17eud.png
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Arivia

    Arivia.

    I have a hot Italian sausauge (I am Italian) right here.

    Hohoho.
    Not you too.

    Anfrony i will kill you

    No love for people lusting after me, Mike?
    no love for lusting

    Not even if they're lusting after you Mike?

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    We can play each others bass, at the same time you get the neck. :winky:

    I'm trying to figure out how to work bridge into this sexual metaphor but fuck it.

    I'm going to plough you so hard.

    Inquisitor on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put legs on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!

    This sounds like a job for that jelly shit the Mythbusters use when they want to make a human dummy.

    Why would I want to screw around with this when I could just wear a pair of jeans for a few months without washing them.

    Because if you don't, it'll be the last chance for screwing you'll ever have.

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put legs on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!

    This sounds like a job for that jelly shit the Mythbusters use when they want to make a human dummy.

    Why would I want to screw around with this when I could just wear a pair of jeans for a few months without washing them.

    The smell. Months worth of farts and sweat and dead skin...

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    What the fuck is a rake.

    Sarksus on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Maybe I should scrape my taste buds off like everyone else so I'll be able to drink coffee

    I've had like five sodas today because I'm so sleep-deprived and need to be awake.

    If only there was a way to secure a steady supply of Stay-Alert gum and First Strike energy bars. Those are both loaded with caffeine but they don't taste like coffee.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put legs on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!

    This sounds like a job for that jelly shit the Mythbusters use when they want to make a human dummy.

    Why would I want to screw around with this when I could just wear a pair of jeans for a few months without washing them.

    The smell. Months worth of farts and sweat and dead skin...

    I probably wouldn't wear them out of the house and you can use Febreeze on them :P

    Sarksus on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    res do you want me to send you a care package

    Organichu on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    I've barely listened to VNV Nation's Matter+Form. Giving it a good listen now.

    Echo on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the fuck is a rake.

    There are two definitions in the video.

    japan on
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    res do you want me to send you a care package

    Org, I don't think sending a picture of your penis wrapped in a bow counts. :P

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    how do you keep black jeans from fading?

    James on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the fuck is a rake.

    A dissolute or profligate person, esp. a man who is licentious

    Inquisitor on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the fuck is a rake.

    There are two definitions in the video.

    I've never heard 'rake' being used in the latter way.

    Sarksus on
  • EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the fuck is a rake.
    [strike]I assume you aren't referring to the tool used for yardwork.[/strike] It is generally a dashing young man of some questionable morality who may have a girl or two on the side while he's wooing a woman of some standing in society.

    At least, this is the way of my romance novels.

    Edit: Strike part of that. Just watched the video. Your question makes more sense now.

    Ellie on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the fuck is a rake.

    Magic, that's what.

    Arivia on
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