I had lunch today at the hardware store to finally buy a new toilet bowl. I do not know why but suddenly comes a small boy, I guess around 4 years to me and asked me where the toilet is for. Since I had no idea I said, "Look here, are sometimes designed around 50 toilets, since you can choose one you intended. I had no idea that the little one takes me seriously. Then the little pulls really bright and sits neatly on a dish and made his business. I was at this moment unable to do anything. I could piss me quite honestly at this moment in the pants. I did the mother of this child, so sorry. Apparently his mother had searched for it in vain or toilet paper. Excuse!
I had lunch today at the hardware store to finally buy a new toilet bowl. I do not know why but suddenly comes a small boy, I guess around 4 years to me and asked me where the toilet is for. Since I had no idea I said, "Look here, are sometimes designed around 50 toilets, since you can choose one you intended. I had no idea that the little one takes me seriously. Then the little pulls really bright and sits neatly on a dish and made his business. I was at this moment unable to do anything. I could piss me quite honestly at this moment in the pants. I did the mother of this child, so sorry. Apparently his mother had searched for it in vain or toilet paper. Excuse!
I, female, 23, was sitting today because of the heat in short shorts and a shirt achselfreien in the S-Bahn. Opposite me sat a young man, 25 to 30, who stared at me constantly on their feet and in the step and apparently tried to vorbeizuspannen at the hems of the shorts. As we both got out at the last stop, we were the last in the train. Just before the entrance to the station I got up, introduced me to him and pulled my shorts and panties jerk to the knees down, and asked him if he was now happy. I have no problem with nudity that is bugged, but his looks. I believe that has not yet needed a while to pick up his jaw again.
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It's been a bit longer ago, but I rushed through the town, was total in a hurry and wanted to absolutely like a solarium. In some tanning is one of them in the shop window and you should only draw the curtain and take off then. I have not even noticed that I was in the window and pulled me out quickly and put me under it. After about three minutes, I started shooting up in me! I relaxed and came. Quite the same time also ended my time and I opened the solarium deck. Then I saw what had just happened. Before the showcase gathered raucous tight teens who clapped and whistled. I would prefer sunk in the ground. I've never been so ashamed. I dressed quickly and hurried out. The men screamed, laughed, clapped and whistled photographed after me.
I had lunch today at the hardware store to finally buy a new toilet bowl. I do not know why but suddenly comes a small boy, I guess around 4 years to me and asked me where the toilet is for. Since I had no idea I said, "Look here, are sometimes designed around 50 toilets, since you can choose one you intended. I had no idea that the little one takes me seriously. Then the little pulls really bright and sits neatly on a dish and made his business. I was at this moment unable to do anything. I could piss me quite honestly at this moment in the pants. I did the mother of this child, so sorry. Apparently his mother had searched for it in vain or toilet paper. Excuse!
If only half the stories on sites like that weren't made up
more likely more than half, but many are still funny nonetheless
My wife and me the other day something very unpleasant happened, what must be confessed. We have 8-year-old daughter to school brought ours. Outside the school, there were of course also brings together other parents who wanted to safely deliver your children, my wife and I adopted our daughter from us. My wife asked our daughter because she is simply gone, why is it your not a farewell kiss. Our daughter replied in front of everyone, "No, I kiss you do not, yesterday you had Papa's sausage in the mouth!"
My absolute most awkward moment, which was more soul-scraping than merely awkward
I had to have a "talk" with my then-girlfriend because I'd decided things weren't really working. I was only... I think 18? 19 maybe?
And I say "had" because it had got to the stage that I really had to resolve the relationship. She was pretty eccentric and we clearly weren't right for each other; she was brash, loud, not really my type at all come to think of it
But at the time? I was really confused and didn't know what was her and what was her just trying to be "funny". She lied a lot, made stuff up, laughed a lot... it had got to the point that I couldn't tell who she really was, and what was just a front
So I headed to her house, which I'd been to a few times before (I don't think her mother liked me much, I'd always got funny looks from her), but since the door was unlocked I let myself in, which was strangely forward of me and very silly because I hadn't announced myself and might've just been walking in on her mother with my GF nowhere to be seen
So after strolling on in I encountered my girlfriend in the bedroom, where she was getting vigorously fucked by her 15-year-old neighbour.
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I may have some apologies to make
vhat a country!
in the store?
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or Arby's
more likely more than half, but many are still funny nonetheless
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this is much funnier with the translator than actually reading it in german
My gf (ex now) told me once that in my sleep I told her that her mother was a machine and if we switched her off she wouldn't have to go home.
And apparently I say "ninja's" sometimes in my sleep...
My absolute most awkward moment, which was more soul-scraping than merely awkward
I had to have a "talk" with my then-girlfriend because I'd decided things weren't really working. I was only... I think 18? 19 maybe?
And I say "had" because it had got to the stage that I really had to resolve the relationship. She was pretty eccentric and we clearly weren't right for each other; she was brash, loud, not really my type at all come to think of it
But at the time? I was really confused and didn't know what was her and what was her just trying to be "funny". She lied a lot, made stuff up, laughed a lot... it had got to the point that I couldn't tell who she really was, and what was just a front
So I headed to her house, which I'd been to a few times before (I don't think her mother liked me much, I'd always got funny looks from her), but since the door was unlocked I let myself in, which was strangely forward of me and very silly because I hadn't announced myself and might've just been walking in on her mother with my GF nowhere to be seen
That was an awkward silence, let me tell you.
Yay relationship issues