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[Team Fortress 2]: Towering pillar of bad opinions about hats

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    RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Snipers don't even need anything. My most common domination in this game is spies while playing sniper. If I join a pub i'll have every enemy spy dominated within 5 minutes and I generally have a pretty good record on the PA servers as well.

    It doesn't matter what class you play, spies are very rarely a threat unless you and the people around you are oblivious. Which, unfortunatly, most people are.

    Rami on
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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    nealcm wrote: »
    spies have enough problems

    there needs to be more sniper counters!!!

    theres enough sniper counters.

    there needs to be more spy counters

    There need to be more heavy counters.

    This whole being shot through walls thing has gone too far.

    Heavies are fine.

    we need a counter to people crying about heavies
    Ironically, that could be to put in a counter to heavies.

    mrflippy on
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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i will just revolver you

    i recently went back to the revolver and fuuuuuuuuuuuck i am the best spy ever now

    that fire rate reduction on the ambassador is more huge than i thought

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    PS the correct way to deal with snipers as a spy is to decloak far off, headshot with the ambassador, and recloak before they can find your position. Then leave them alone to throw jarate in random places and get killed by a random rocket with the kukri out


    The ambassador only exists to reduce the enemy's kill rate to 1 for the next several minutes

    Paladin on
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    RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I definitely die more to just being shot with the revolver than backstabbed. I usually know the spy is there but the huntsman isn't the most reliable close-middle range weapon to aim, especially compared with hitscan pistol.

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    devericdeveric MinneapolisRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hello

    (to your back)

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    guarguar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    how you can reflect anything with your connection is beyond me

    when I saw you rocket jump a few times it was like you were swimming up through an invisible layer of jello

    I live in the Matrix.

    tbh though, my connection has gotten worse with the recent updates. My fps is down and my choke is up.

    guar on
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    Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    und is so banned

    I didn't get anything but a mumble that sounded like it was about ham so let me ask again, why are you so full of hatred lately? Shall we all toss in some change and get you a hooker and some blow?

    Roland_tHTG on
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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Tyrannus bans anyone that threatens him

    Even if they are not threatening him.

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    FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Steam is taking a giant dump right now.

    FightTest on
    MOBA DOTA.
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    That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    FightTest wrote: »
    Steam is taking a giant dump right now.

    So it's not just me. Good to know.

    @Rolland: He has been real bitchy lately. He calls me an a talentless fuckwad whenever I even start thinking about using Natasha. He is becoming un-fun to play with. (It was never fun to play against him :lol: )

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    there need to be more ways to make my rocket jump escapades hilariously fun

    like

    a shovel that makes me not take fall damage if i whip it out

    Whip...what...out?

    TrippyJing on
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    ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    nealcm wrote: »
    spies have enough problems

    there needs to be more sniper counters!!!

    theres enough sniper counters.

    there needs to be more spy counters

    There need to be more heavy counters.

    This whole being shot through walls thing has gone too far.

    I killed a man or two around a corner as a heavy last night.

    I did the "quizzical dog" look irl. Except as a human.

    ebotastic on
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    ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kupi wrote: »
    Here's the thing that gets me about complaints about spy-checking: unless you're willing to forfeit the match by shifting your entire team to Pyro to sweep every single inch of the map with flames, there is going to be a hole for the Spy to work with. Good Spies don't stalk the enemy when they're alone, they work the back lines of the hottest engagements, where all the various explosions and gunshots will paint over their decloaking sound and where enemies will spend the majority of their time facing forward, paying attention to the men who are actively shooting at them rather than flipping around to catch the Spy that may or may not be behind them. Getting backstabbed in combat is unfortunate (and admittedly still partially avoidable), but it doesn't mean that your team sucks at spy-checking.

    If anyone, blame the Medic; he's the only person whose perceptions you can really spare.

    I die a little inside every time I turn around just in time to watch my medic get backstabbed.
    I'm mostly concerned about the people who bump into me while i'm cloaked, are stuck against me for more than a second doing the "Move, asshole!" shuffle, and continue on without shooting me.

    I just do not understand the thought process that goes through these people's heads.

    I stop and spy check every time I even *think* I bumped into something. The vast majority of the time it's lag or some stray piece of scenery, but every now and then...

    ebotastic on
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    davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    there need to be more ways to make my rocket jump escapades hilariously fun

    like

    a shovel that makes me not take fall damage if i whip it out

    Whip...what...out?

    WHIP IT OUT!

    davincie on
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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    davincie wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    there need to be more ways to make my rocket jump escapades hilariously fun

    like

    a shovel that makes me not take fall damage if i whip it out

    Whip...what...out?

    WHIP IT OUT!

    quality show

    undeinPirat on
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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Medics need a medigun that fires out of their backpack. They can just look for spies while sweeping back and forth with their backhealer.

    Sterica on
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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    someone should just use the pyro panic script as a medic

    it should work out alright

    undeinPirat on
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    SladvanSladvan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If I was Tyrannus, I know I would ban everyone who posts without capitalizing first letters in sentences and names, doesn't punctuate, and then dedicates an individual line to each sentence. Don't even get me started on people who make sentences that aren't complete thoughts! Literary license nuthin' !

    Sladvan on
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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sladvan wrote: »
    If I was Tyrannus, I know I would ban everyone who posts without capitalizing first letters in sentences and names, doesn't punctuate, and then dedicates an individual line to each sentence. Don't even get me started on people who make sentences that aren't complete thoughts! Literary license nuthin' !

    i think

    i think i have angered someone

    undeinPirat on
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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    but

    that's how I post

    why are you being like that

    T4CT on
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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sladvan wrote: »
    If I was Tyrannus, I know I would ban everyone who posts without capitalizing first letters in sentences and names, doesn't punctuate, and then dedicates an individual line to each sentence. Don't even get me started on people who make sentences that aren't complete thoughts! Literary license nuthin' !

    a space separating adjacent punctuation

    sladvan

    Paladin on
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    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    CheesecakeRecipeCheesecakeRecipe "Should not be allowed to post in the Steam Thread" - Isorn Squalor Victoria, Squalor Victoria!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    but

    sladvan

    tyrannus doesn't capitalize the t in his name

    i think there is a flaw in your plan

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    SladvanSladvan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh, you guys. I can't stay mad at you. Except for Kaffal.

    Sladvan on
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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    planet of the apes yall

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    undeinPirat on
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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man i post like that

    uncool sladvan

    uncool

    sometimes i will go back and edit my posts if i feel

    like

    they

    are

    too

    much

    like

    this

    also how is that screenshot what

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    Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    steam is shitting itself. for me, everyone was entity's biggest fan, and has his self-propagating avatar


    also items turn on and off which makes playin kinda lame at the moment! no frontier justice, no kritzkrieg, etc? fuck

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    also how is that screenshot what
    ring

    ring

    ring

    ring

    ring

    ring

    ring

    bananaphone

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    RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Someone post in here when loadouts stop messing up.

    Rami on
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    davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    it may be that i am sleep deprived and have barely slept all week but: what the hell is goin on in here. monkey avatars? bananaphone? what

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    RAGE.RAGE. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Daius wrote: »
    DogEight wrote: »
    That's kind of the point. On the list of things that medics hate with a passion, a dumb-ass soldier running around yelling for a medic with an equalizer out is pretty high up there. In this case, he was doing it on purpose to grief him for a bit.

    Also on the list: Scouts that decide running frantically around the medic is better than standing still, people who adamantly refuse to believe that hurting yourself in spawn doesn't help with the uber, and when someone confuses a kritz for an uber and gets themselves immediately killed.

    Those

    Fucking

    Scouts
    I love when scouts need healing, and you can really tell that the player controlling them is panicking because they're still jumping around and running in a circle like a freebasing weasel. There are no enemies around. You just know they haven't turned off their dodging reflex because they're at low health. I just want to whisper in their ear, "Calm down. You're safe now. Let the Doctor take a look."

    Most of the time when I'm playing medic, people's stupidity just makes me laugh. Calling for a medic with the equalizer out, for instance, is mildly annoying, but they're the ones not getting healed. Joke's on them. What a silly bugger,I think to myself.

    Even when someone lets me get killed because they're looking one way, it's no big thing. I've never seen it happen when they weren't occupied with someone trying to kill them. That's kind of a big draw on one's attention.

    Oh, but there is at least one thing that bugs me: I was playing medic the other day and I kritzed a soldier, so that he could kill mans. It didn't go very well; there was a spy right next to him who survived until the very end. No biggie, though. Not like I'm only going to get one kritz. Then some jackass pipes into the voice channel, "I like how the kritzed soldier couldn't kill the spy," all superior and douchetastic. Thanks for that, asshole. Good to know the internet tradition of being a shithead to strangers for no reason is alive and well.

    I'm a little protective of my team, is what I'm saying.

    RAGE. on
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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    davincie i have no fuckign cloo bro, i just hit print screen once i saw it

    edit: rage you seem cool about yon medicing ways

    undeinPirat on
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    Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Rami wrote: »
    Someone post in here when loadouts stop messing up.

    currently not having any trouble, except lack of mans

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    RAGE.RAGE. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I just really, really like healin' folks. And to be honest, there are some moments of severe action-adventure insanity as medic.

    Most of them involve jumping from high places to heal someone back from the brink of death and then going on an invulnerable rampage.

    RAGE. on
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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I was just on and it was terrible

    tofu on
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    Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Zissou has been restart.

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    RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    It's a steam problem, restarting won't make a difference.

    Rami on
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    Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I haven't been ready this forum, just restart it because my tf2 updated.

    Hey You on
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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I mostly just threaten to eviscerate people's prostates with my Ubersaw when my urge to kill (as a Medic) is fading...fading...RISING.

    Except the ladies. Because they don't have prostates.

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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    It seems to be better now

    tofu on
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