fun fact: i like keith and when he says things which could be either sarcastic ribbing or him being an asshole i err on the side of assuming he's kidding around because i have been wrong about that in the past and was a prick to him for no good reason
fact of the day: 95% of things i say aren't serious
fun fact: i like keith and when he says things which could be either sarcastic ribbing or him being an asshole i err on the side of assuming he's kidding around because i have been wrong about that in the past and was a prick to him for no good reason
fact of the day: 95% of things i say aren't serious
is this that 5 percent?
i am not sure
i am going to assume not and make shitty ginger jokes instead
about how your pubes make your cock look like a launching rocket
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People who make mistakes are dicks.
Like you pony.
i know
it's unattractive and uncomfortable
but do i really want to shave my asshole?
fact of the day: 95% of things i say aren't serious
is this that 5 percent?
i am not sure
i am going to assume not and make shitty ginger jokes instead
about how your pubes make your cock look like a launching rocket
and the like
But so is the rest of me
I am a very hairy man
Edit: Seriously you guys so much testosterone up ins
i was exagerrating for comedic effect
guys did you know there was a time when i didn't like double-posting
i would wait for someone else to post before i replied to another post or continued a thought
those days ended
that post becomes really stupid if it's not double-posted what the hell man
prove it
like pony's raging ego or callius' painful pretension or manifest's metrosexual faggotry
or defender's...
well
everything
i mean i am not saying i like smooths
but man balance that shit out
i shouldn't feel like i'm boning a dude with his sweater still on
my raging ego is pretty much my only cover for the crippling self-hatred and total lack of worth
guys that have no chest hair but have hairy nipples and a treasure trail
especially if the hair is dark
i don't know why it's just so gross looking
i can't get dudes who shave their pubes
god the itching and the razor burn
how do you
i don't even understand
not to mention i don't many chicks who are into junk like that.
i'm only 17
fucking manbear
I do this still sometimes.
I don't think you really want to see my fat ass
Besides I don't have a camera anyway
all my hair is black
mmmmmmmmm
this is a lie i realize
sometimes i shave my head
shaving is itchy
trimming is considerate
I have done it before.
I have never felt less like man.
not very proud of that
trimming's the right thing to do
i trim
every man should trim
it's like a hedge it enhances the appearance
I've got the ballfro
your junk gets itchy
you reach in and scratch it
then when you're done your hand looks like you just massacred a bunch of troll dolls with affros
dudes with brown hair
and dark red pubes
apparently it's not that uncommon
but man it is kinda strange
I have to wipe my ass with wet wipes
my brothers have brown hair and red facial hair
so does my friend's brother
then they probably have flaming junk
it's weird is what it is!
many times i have refused to poop because i had already taken a shower
it's been a couple days since krieger von hurgleburf did his thing to SE and got banned
but there's been no note of him in the jail/ban thread here or in the overforum
is this what is done to people who do that?
they aren't just banned, they are erased
to deny them any grasp at infamy?
because that would be cool if that was policy
Seriously?
Anyway his facial hair is a much darker color than is normal hair
It's just brown as opposed to blond but it's still pretty freaky
goatse'd the forum
i don't even know if i'm to speak of it
i don't know if he's one of the forbidden ones now or something