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[Mini-Phalla]: Earth Defense Fleet No. 3 - GAME OVER. VILLAGE VICTORY.

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    adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Ender wrote: »
    Just a warning: tonight's narration might take a little while.

    Also: Does anyone want a Starcraft 2 Guest Pass?

    Have I told.... you lately...

    That I love you?

    adventfalls on
    NintendoID: AdventFalls 3DS Code: 3454-0237-6080
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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Ender wrote: »
    Just a warning: tonight's narration might take a little while.

    Also: Does anyone want a Starcraft 2 Guest Pass?

    Have I told.... you lately...

    That I love you?

    Beat'd.

    He loves me more.

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    MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    *Megatin inhales REAAAAALY deeply*

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    Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    megatin

    adventfalls

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    MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    adventfalls I guess?

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Adventfalls

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ...

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    ShushnikShushnik regular
    edited July 2010
    o_O

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't have a vote count.

    Did we mutiny?

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    MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    o_Oo_O

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    MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I have no idea, but I don't think it was that close.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    VOTE CLOSED

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    With Love and Courage
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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So, does anyone feel like a SPECTRUM CANNON?

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Only if I get to control it. I don't really trust anyone else in this game right now.

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    MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Only if I get to control it. I don't really trust anyone else in this game right now.

    Um, I don't think you do.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    DAY 4 - ARBLUS, LOOK!


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    “Captain, energy reading on the Mammaridian are spiking all over the place – I think we're--”

    “Chief?”

    “Yes, Captain?”

    “It's been a real slice to work with you. Now die.”

    Kay cracks a vicious grin at abotkin. His doesn't even have time to clear the confused expression from his face before a spinning pink lightsabre flung from his former captain's hand cleanly decapitates him (and right before the eyes of romanqwerty, who had just stumbled his way back to the bridge from sickbay). Then Kay vanishes in a flash of blue light, reappearing aboard the Khan.

    In the bowels of the Piett, saboteurs finish placing explosives among the warheads in the photon torpedo tubes before also vanishing with flashes of blue light. The bombs set-off the warheads as they explode, and the resulting blast rips the Super Star Destroyer apart.

    All hands still aboard are lost.

    Piett's warheads sabotaged by sympathizers. Ship destroyed. Romanqwerty, Abotkin and Wildcat are killed.


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    The captain of the Chief grabs Megatin by the scruff of his neck even as the science officer once again re-routes all tactical officer controls to the helmsman, hauling the traitor out of his seat.

    “You know what, son? We're not going to toss you out of the airlock. That's reserved for traitors. You? Yer' something else. Security, I want you to shove this man into a torpedo tubes.”

    Megatin is dragged from the bridge to the lower decks and stuffed into a HAVOK launch chamber. His body leaves the ship with the torpedoes, though unfortunately the helmsman's firing solution left something to be desired. The HAVOKS drift on past their intended targets without harm. The chief engineer was left with a sour look on his face, as he had just loaded the darn things with a little something extra.

    The Spartan smashes his way into the Mammaridian's stores, the ship's defenders still unable to hit him, and boots-up his personal AI assistant. She has her way with the warheads, which explode as the super soldier sprints to safety. Considering the size of the torpedoes, the damage is impressive.

    Mammaridian takes 16 damage from sabotaged warheads.

    “Encyclopedia, what is the history of the Venusian ships in our vicinity?”

    “Encyclopedia confirms. The Mammaridian is one of three sister battleships that comprise the remains of the 4th Venusian Heavy Battle Group. They have been an increasing nuisance to research facilities & salvage yards, especially in the last 7 months. Command suspects that they may be attempting to collect materials & data to construct some kind of headquarters or perhaps a new capital ship.”


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    “ENGAGE!”

    The Williams turns the tables on the Khan, running right up alongside her as she veers off towards the Mammaridian – almost appearing to be on a collision course. The tactical officer tries to pepper the saucer with the quad lasers, but the shots simply ricochet off of the shields. The science officer gets the shields back up and the engineer boosts their strength.

    Shields restored to 14/20 points.
    Shields boosted by 5 points.


    Aboard the Khan, there is the unmistakable sound of a Wookie roaring – and the captain turns to see Chewbacca & Han Solo blast through the turbo lift doors leading to the bridge. Adventfalls and Minor Second are knocked from their seats by blaster & bowcaster fire in the ensuing firefight.

    Adventfalls & Minor Second are incapacitated and sent to sickbay.


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    “This is Viper One, all fighters form up! Get read for your attack run!”

    The Vipers zip their way along a turret-laden trench running alongside the Mammaridian, rolling out of the crisscrossing matrix of energy bolts.

    “Thermal ventilation shaft dead ahead! Ready missiles and... NOW!”

    A swarm of projectiles buzzes it's way down a hexagonal opening in the battleship's hull. A chain reaction within the ship causes it's core to go critical – she lights-up like a small star.

    Labius destroyed.

    The helmsman flies aggressively towards the Khan in an attempt to get it's attention, but the smaller ship doesn't appear interested in a confrontation right at the moment. The captain look around for the chief engineer so he can bark orders at them, but he and the tactical officer are out stargazing on the observation deck.

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    The Khan and Mammaridian rush toward each other; the Williams has enough sense to break away before any collision might occur. The ships don't so much slam together, though, as they do merge together. New parts rotate around and protrude outward, a thick layer of armor encircles the meshes ships, and – most ominously – a great and terrible maw opens at the front of the newly born menace.

    “WARNING! WARNING!

    Encyclopedia Galactica detects Category 5 Keter-level threat! Command notified. Earth Defense Fleet No. 3's orders are to delay or sanitize threat.”


    CASUALTIES:

    Megatin (sympathizer) – Voted out; stuffed into torpedo tube and fired into space.
    Abotkin (Village) – Killed when Piett exploded.
    romanqwerty (Village) – Killed when Piett exploded.
    Wildcat (Villgae) – Killed when Piett exploded.

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
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    adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    HOW DO YOU LIKE US NOW

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    NintendoID: AdventFalls 3DS Code: 3454-0237-6080
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Single targets make for easy decisions!

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    BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You know what happens when you make a wookie angry?

    It involves Arms, sockets, and the seperation thereof.

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Bremen wrote: »
    You know what happens when you make a wookie angry?

    It involves Arms, sockets, and the seperation thereof.

    How cute. It thinks it's people.

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ender, you are now officially Burnage v2.0.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I am now infiltrating on the SS Voltron right? Are there any marines?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ender, you are now officially Burnage v2.0.

    This. A thousand times this.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yes. You are on board the Dread SARLAAC.


    Also, one maneuver I forgot - The Venusian 3 fighters closed to point-blank range with the Vipers.

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
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    Captain MarcusCaptain Marcus now arrives the hour of actionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fuck yes there's going to be Marines! I can promise you that, you two-bit smuggler, pet fuzzball, and over-hyped space marine!

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Encyclopedia Galactica, what information can you give us on the SARLAAC?

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    FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    WHAT THE FUCK

    WHO LET JAPAN INTO SPACE

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Anyway, lacking a better target. Adventfalls

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Is on that whatever-the-fuck-that-is. Would you like to try again?

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You are worried.
    Everyone else is worried.
    Stop worrying, everyone.

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    ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh. Oh dear. A Keter-class.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You are worried.
    Everyone else is worried.
    Stop worrying, everyone.

    Yes. It will all be over soon...

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Only in your pants.

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    ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    An XK-level event could be imminent eh. Heh.

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I have no idea what that means and it makes me want to fight you.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Is on that whatever-the-fuck-that-is. Would you like to try again?

    Well yeah, but unless we have the name of a traitor we can space... we might as well vote for them so they don't vote one of us off, if they can

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Zandracon wrote: »
    An XK-level event could be imminent eh. Heh.

    Only a super-nerd would get that reference.

    Your cover is blown!

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
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    FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    As is someone else's.

    For 4 days now, the Cain's engineer has done nothing to help in our struggle against the Venetians, or remove the boarding party we currently have in our ship. At first we chalked this to inactivity. But now the replacement follows the same protocol.

    Rawwking Goodguy.

    Our tac officer should also be on notice.

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