I would've believed that before you teleported yourself away and left me behind. Look, I loaded all your CDs into the torpedo tubes so you can have them back.
We're just no good for each other, Kay. You can keep the Wookie.
The people voting for advent falls are on the behemoth, i think they agree with you hippie, they wont be spacing anyone. Good job letting the mafia control the vote.
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He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
What happens if someone on that huge ship thing has the most votes at vote close?
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edited July 2010
Sorry about being inactive guys. I actually totally forgot that I had a canoe trip coming up. This week is driving down to the river we'll be canoeing on. I don't even know why I signed up for this game.
Once again I'm sorry, and I'll be gone for a couple weeks, so make sure you support Rawkking. You know how emotional he gets.
If I haven't been killed or replaced by now I am Resigning.
You know, ignoring the last phalla I was in where I completely flipped out :oops:
Honestly I can't find a better target. Jason Todd is probably our traitor but he seems to be genuinely inactive so it's not really worth the effort, might as well see if this adventfalls thing works.
I'd rather vote Kay as the narration indicates that he was the captain aboard the Piett, and is presumably now a captain aboard the sarlaac. Unlike adventfalls Kay is not incapacitated, but it's not really worth it to try to shift the bandwagon at this point.
You know, ignoring the last phalla I was in where I completely flipped out :oops:
Honestly I can't find a better target. Jason Todd is probably our traitor but he seems to be genuinely inactive so it's not really worth the effort, might as well see if this adventfalls thing works.
I'd rather vote Kay as the narration indicates that he was the captain aboard the Piett, and is presumably now a captain aboard the sarlaac. Unlike adventfalls Kay is not incapacitated, but it's not really worth it to try to shift the bandwagon at this point.
That depends on if he gets hit by a roll of 19 or not!
“Target the Khan. Target the Mammaridian. Target everything. SOMEBODY JUST FIRE!”
The science officer direvts all power to the helmsman's station while the chief engineer boosts out to weapons. The Chief's MAC gun roars, but the SARLAAC slews to the left of the projectile with astonishing speed. The helmsman decides to err on the side of caution over valor, throwing the ship into full reverse and putting some distance between itself and the behemoth.
SARLAAC evades MAC gun fire. Chief moves to long range with the SARLAAC.
The captain orders more power pulled from the ship's reserves, but she can muster no more at the moment.
“Encyclopedia, I would like all of the information you have regarding the human reproductive cycle. I want all of the intimate details on the first stages of how human children are concie--”
There is a flash of white light. When it subsides, Chief's former captain The Anonymous stands as nothing more than a pair of smoking boots.
The Anonymous vaporized for requesting details on how to make a baby.
The Spartan comes crashing through a ventilation duct right into the command room of the SARLAAC, surprising Kay and smashing her in the back of the head with the butt of his gun. He sprays the room with bullets, but everyone else hits the ground – out of harm's way.
Kay is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
The Williams's helmsman holds distance with the SARLAAC; the captain and chief engineer both request some extra juice from the core, but only the engineer gets his wish – diverting it to the forward laser. The tactical officer fires the primary weapon at the Keter-level monstrosity, but the shots are ineffectual against their target. The science officer prepares another torpedo for launch.
Proton torpedo loaded & arming.
While all of the former Khan crewmen are trying to dodge the bullets of the super soldier, that damn wookie and smuggler burst into the room. Capfalcon, Captain Marcus and Alegis are sent to the floor by blaster fire, while Delroland has to dive and roll to spare himself the same fate. A pair of defending marines foolishly attempt to charge the wookie and bring him under control – their arms are promptly removed from their sockets.
Capfalcon is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
Captain Marcus is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
Alegis is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
The Cain's Vipers blow the three Venusian fighters into glowing shrapnel.
Venusian fighter takes 5 damage and is destroyed.
Venusian fighter takes 7 damage and is destroyed.
Venusian fighter takes 4 damage and is destroyed.
Her helmsman fires the main guns into the SARLAAC's shields, which wholly stop the shells before they can impact the hull.
3 damage to the SARLAAC's shields.
The captain and chief engineer both order some of the Cain's armed thugs to deal with the boarders on their ship, but the Venusians gun down any personnel that try to stop them. The science officer loads another nuke into the tubes.
Nuke loaded & arming.
The tactical officer spends the day singing some terrible karaoke blues.
“Encyclopedia, what is known of SARLAAC-class ships? Do they have any weaknesses?”
“Encyclopedia confirms. The SARLAAC-class juggernaut is an anti-capital ship Keter-class planet destroyer. Exact specifications of the SARLAAC are restricted; the datablock may only be accessed by Admiral Hall.
Standard Earth Navy doctrine suggests stand-off tactics for capital ships while smaller ships attempt to infiltrate the SARLAAC's super structure and disable both the power regulator and fusion chamber.”
“The Williams is dead ahead! Dammit, I hate that ship! She's the first on the menu!”
The SARLAAC surges towards the Williams with surprising speed for an object of it's size, jaws widening, preparing to clamp down on the freighter – but her helmsman certainly appears to know some maneuvers! The ship rolls hard and slips just between the closing teeth of the predatory construct.
The Williams finds herself flying into the belly of the beast.
“One more down, two to go! Cain, you're next!”
The SARLAAC rumbles onward...
SARLAAC moves to point-blank range with the Cain and her cloud of Vipers.
A bulkhead at the rear of the Cain's bridge explodes, enemy boarders pouring forth and riddling the room with bullets. Zandracon, jdarksun and Jason Todd are caught in the fusillade.
Zandracon is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
Jdarksun is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
Jason Todd is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
“SARLAAC, this is the Earth Space Navy! We hereby demand that you throw your own captain out of the airlock of your vessel and surrender to us! In return, we'll ensure you all a fair trial when you're taken into custody. How's that for a deal?”
“No. How's that for a deal?”
The crew of the SARLAAC refuse to airlock Adventfalls.
CASUALTIES:
The Anonymous (villager) – attempted to learn about human reproduction
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I would've believed that before you teleported yourself away and left me behind. Look, I loaded all your CDs into the torpedo tubes so you can have them back.
We're just no good for each other, Kay. You can keep the Wookie.
Sheep and all.
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for the moment they're already off the proboards at least
Vote immunity is a pretty cool thing~
Edit: Damn Ninja!
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Once again I'm sorry, and I'll be gone for a couple weeks, so make sure you support Rawkking. You know how emotional he gets.
If I haven't been killed or replaced by now I am Resigning.
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You know, ignoring the last phalla I was in where I completely flipped out :oops:
Honestly I can't find a better target. Jason Todd is probably our traitor but he seems to be genuinely inactive so it's not really worth the effort, might as well see if this adventfalls thing works.
I'd rather vote Kay as the narration indicates that he was the captain aboard the Piett, and is presumably now a captain aboard the sarlaac. Unlike adventfalls Kay is not incapacitated, but it's not really worth it to try to shift the bandwagon at this point.
That depends on if he gets hit by a roll of 19 or not!
lovely
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSJkMBMEwPk
You *really* thought that would work?
But, like, who are we supposed to vote for?
Wait. Was it a natural 20 or a modified 20? Because I don't think I've rolled less than a modified 20 all game.
A natural 20, on the other hand...
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I've also rolled a natural 1
Dare!
Dare!
“Target the Khan. Target the Mammaridian. Target everything. SOMEBODY JUST FIRE!”
The science officer direvts all power to the helmsman's station while the chief engineer boosts out to weapons. The Chief's MAC gun roars, but the SARLAAC slews to the left of the projectile with astonishing speed. The helmsman decides to err on the side of caution over valor, throwing the ship into full reverse and putting some distance between itself and the behemoth.
SARLAAC evades MAC gun fire.
Chief moves to long range with the SARLAAC.
The captain orders more power pulled from the ship's reserves, but she can muster no more at the moment.
“Encyclopedia, I would like all of the information you have regarding the human reproductive cycle. I want all of the intimate details on the first stages of how human children are concie--”
“WARNING! WARNING! Unauthorized attempt to access Level 19 Classified datablock! Terminating offender.”
There is a flash of white light. When it subsides, Chief's former captain The Anonymous stands as nothing more than a pair of smoking boots.
The Anonymous vaporized for requesting details on how to make a baby.
The Spartan comes crashing through a ventilation duct right into the command room of the SARLAAC, surprising Kay and smashing her in the back of the head with the butt of his gun. He sprays the room with bullets, but everyone else hits the ground – out of harm's way.
Kay is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
The Williams's helmsman holds distance with the SARLAAC; the captain and chief engineer both request some extra juice from the core, but only the engineer gets his wish – diverting it to the forward laser. The tactical officer fires the primary weapon at the Keter-level monstrosity, but the shots are ineffectual against their target. The science officer prepares another torpedo for launch.
Proton torpedo loaded & arming.
While all of the former Khan crewmen are trying to dodge the bullets of the super soldier, that damn wookie and smuggler burst into the room. Capfalcon, Captain Marcus and Alegis are sent to the floor by blaster fire, while Delroland has to dive and roll to spare himself the same fate. A pair of defending marines foolishly attempt to charge the wookie and bring him under control – their arms are promptly removed from their sockets.
Capfalcon is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
Captain Marcus is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
Alegis is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
The Cain's Vipers blow the three Venusian fighters into glowing shrapnel.
Venusian fighter takes 5 damage and is destroyed.
Venusian fighter takes 7 damage and is destroyed.
Venusian fighter takes 4 damage and is destroyed.
Her helmsman fires the main guns into the SARLAAC's shields, which wholly stop the shells before they can impact the hull.
3 damage to the SARLAAC's shields.
The captain and chief engineer both order some of the Cain's armed thugs to deal with the boarders on their ship, but the Venusians gun down any personnel that try to stop them. The science officer loads another nuke into the tubes.
Nuke loaded & arming.
The tactical officer spends the day singing some terrible karaoke blues.
“Encyclopedia, what is known of SARLAAC-class ships? Do they have any weaknesses?”
“Encyclopedia confirms. The SARLAAC-class juggernaut is an anti-capital ship Keter-class planet destroyer. Exact specifications of the SARLAAC are restricted; the datablock may only be accessed by Admiral Hall.
Standard Earth Navy doctrine suggests stand-off tactics for capital ships while smaller ships attempt to infiltrate the SARLAAC's super structure and disable both the power regulator and fusion chamber.”
“The Williams is dead ahead! Dammit, I hate that ship! She's the first on the menu!”
The SARLAAC surges towards the Williams with surprising speed for an object of it's size, jaws widening, preparing to clamp down on the freighter – but her helmsman certainly appears to know some maneuvers! The ship rolls hard and slips just between the closing teeth of the predatory construct.
The Williams finds herself flying into the belly of the beast.
“One more down, two to go! Cain, you're next!”
The SARLAAC rumbles onward...
SARLAAC moves to point-blank range with the Cain and her cloud of Vipers.
A bulkhead at the rear of the Cain's bridge explodes, enemy boarders pouring forth and riddling the room with bullets. Zandracon, jdarksun and Jason Todd are caught in the fusillade.
Zandracon is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
Jdarksun is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
Jason Todd is incapacitated and sent to sickbay.
“SARLAAC, this is the Earth Space Navy! We hereby demand that you throw your own captain out of the airlock of your vessel and surrender to us! In return, we'll ensure you all a fair trial when you're taken into custody. How's that for a deal?”
“No. How's that for a deal?”
The crew of the SARLAAC refuse to airlock Adventfalls.
CASUALTIES:
The Anonymous (villager) – attempted to learn about human reproduction
Guys... you should try to tie the vote.
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"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
Fly closer and you'll find out. 8-)
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
Fuck you Ender. Fuck you.
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