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Concerning (Near-)Traffic Accidents (and fat chicks)

MasterDebaterMasterDebater Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
So I was driving to Food 4 Less, talking with my friend, generally having a good time, when I make what I thought was a protected left turn. As this is happening, a giant SUV (I'm in a tiny Focus) comes roaring through the intersection and comes within inches of my rear bumper. I look back and it turns out it wasn't a protected turn, and I was wrong. OK, I made a mistake, I feel bad, sure.

Then I pull in the parking lot (which had full view of these events) and proceeded to be screamed at by not one but two fat chicks about OH MY GOD ARE YOU TRYING TO CAUSE AN ACCIDENT JESUS! before hitting the accelerator before I can respond. I don't even feel bad anymore. I just feel pissed off.

So, what kind of
accidents have you been in / accidents have you almost been in / fat chicks have yelled at you?

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ive never been in an accident because i am a winner

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    ive never been in an accident because i am a winner

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    my car's all fucked up

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    you just had another accident causing a fat chick to yell at you
    (aka making this thread)
    yell yell yell

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mully wrote: »
    you just had another accident causing a fat chick to yell at you
    (aka making this thread)
    yell yell yell


    fat, huh

    what say we go inside my van

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I drive a Focus.

    You're making me look bad.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I drive a DODGE STRATUS

    god im bored

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I flipped a 4Runner forward, end over end

    later I rolled an Oldsmobile sideways

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  • MasterDebaterMasterDebater Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I drive a Focus.

    You're making me look bad.

    Well I've never been in an accident, ever.

    So I was a little upset.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If you intentionally hit a jogger with your car door does that qualify as an accident?

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    one time i wasn't paying attention and kind of hit this dude

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've never been in an accident before. And I speed terribly.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    If you intentionally hit a jogger with your car door does that qualify as an accident?

    that is what you are going to tell the court

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    If you intentionally hit a jogger with your car door does that qualify as an accident?

    that is what you are going to tell the court

    i suppose it was in bad taste to throw a brick at his wife's head after she threatened to call the police

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    If you intentionally hit a jogger with your car door does that qualify as an accident?

    that is what you are going to tell the court

    i suppose it was in bad taste to throw a brick at his wife's head after she threatened to call the police


    only b/c you didn't throw it hard enough to kill her.

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