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Blamimation: August 6th, 2010

WillethWilleth Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
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How was there not a thread yet?

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    KEEP THE FIIIIIIRE OF THE DRAGON IN YOUAH HOOAAAART!!!

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What the fuck...theres a General Hospital commerical before that.

    Is everyone else here into soaps? is it just me?

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    damn that general hospital ad has been compressed to hell and back

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    John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hey Cat.

    Don't eat my dick.

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Mine was an ad for preordering Madden NFL 11 at Gamestop.

    Are these ads served by region? Because that is so far from a suitable ad for a typical Brit.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    no ad at all because woooo europe!

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think the Fire of the Dragon is in my pants.

    Is that a normal thing?

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Iskander wrote: »
    no ad at all because woooo europe!

    Now I'm just confused.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My ad had Kenny Chesney in it telling me to save the National Parks.

    I'm in Australia.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    My ad had Kenny Chesney in it telling me to save the National Parks.

    I'm in Australia.

    What, they don't have national parks over there?

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Scott, be better.

    Stop making blams and just keep brain storming, it's the best part.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    KEEP THE FIRE OF THE DRAGON ALIIIIIIIVE WITHIN YOU

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I saw that Madden ad too, in Norway

    What happened to only promoting GOOD games?

    FIREBALL FIREBALL

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    omg Hail Mary Full Of Cash actually sounds like something that might happen

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ivar wrote: »
    I saw that Madden ad too, in Norway

    What happened to only promoting GOOD games?

    FIREBALL FIREBALL
    We're aware of the ads and it's a conscious decision on our part. The "only good games" policy is done to address credibility within our space - we've always found it comical the hypocrisy of those trying to be objective about games being funded by all games both good and bad. Mike and Jerry just want to make sure you know their integrity isn't in question.

    For wheaties? Fiber One? We don't really think that affects our credibility, and it helps pay for the reality series, so we use the ad network as a house ad. Creating and serving video is incredibly expensive - we'd rather put out the series with some mainstream ads that don't affect our core biz than not have the series at all.

    Thanks for understanding.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    My ad had Kenny Chesney in it telling me to save the National Parks.

    I'm in Australia.

    What, they don't have national parks over there?

    Well we're fresh out of Grand Canyons and he was pretty specific about that one.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh. Well, I got one of the Metro PCS ads that all my co-workers think is racist, so...

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm impressed Robert was able to sell advertising at the end of the episode. I mean, everyone just closes the window/tab at that point.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh, that's what that was? I thought it was looping again and just closed the window.

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    AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Harry Potter gets marooned on an alien world populated exclusively by a race of cantankerous Alan Rickmans. It's called: Planet of the Snapes.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Adus wrote: »

    you have to hit enter a couple times on either side of the url or it doesn't embed in the spoiler

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    AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't want it to embed, because then it won't go to the time I specified.

    I actually like that song but they had the worst guy for their narrator. They actually have Christopher Lee on the later albums though.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Harry Potter gets marooned on an alien world populated exclusively by a race of cantankerous Alan Rickmans. It's called Planet of the Snapes.

    A man's jilted ex-girlfriend casts an ancient curse on him, which she found inside an ancient scroll that she bought second-hand from an antiques shop. The curse transforms him into a cat, and the girlfriend into a man.

    In order to reverse the curse, they must engage in carnal relations within a week of the casting of the spell, or they will forever be trapped in their current forms.

    It's called Cat-Man-Do.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Harry Potter gets marooned on an alien world populated exclusively by a race of cantankerous Alan Rickmans. It's called Planet of the Snapes.

    A man's jilted ex-girlfriend casts an ancient curse on him, which she found inside an ancient scroll that she bought second-hand from an antiques shop. The curse transforms him into a cat, and the girlfriend into a man.

    In order to reverse the curse, they must engage in carnal relations within a week of the casting of the spell, or they will forever be trapped in their current forms.

    It's called Cat-Man-Do.
    A timelord has his hearts stolen by a group of malevolent organ-harvesting mermen. In order to retrieve them, he must journey to the bottom of the ocean and confront the treacherous sea men in the very center of global black market organ trade itself. It's called: Hearts in Atlantis.

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    John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Former Bond actor Roger Moore begins to lose his cognitive faculties so he starts a regime of mental exercises.

    It's called: Moore Brain Training.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Harry Potter gets marooned on an alien world populated exclusively by a race of cantankerous Alan Rickmans. It's called Planet of the Snapes.

    A man's jilted ex-girlfriend casts an ancient curse on him, which she found inside an ancient scroll that she bought second-hand from an antiques shop. The curse transforms him into a cat, and the girlfriend into a man.

    In order to reverse the curse, they must engage in carnal relations within a week of the casting of the spell, or they will forever be trapped in their current forms.

    It's called Cat-Man-Do.
    A timelord has his hearts stolen by a group of malevolent organ-harvesting mermen. In order to retrieve them, he must journey to the bottom of the ocean and confront the treacherous sea men in the very center of global black market organ trade itself. It's called: Hearts in Atlantis.

    A former assassin pursues a Yakuza boss who put a price on his head, using a collection of toupee-based ranged weaponry.

    It's called Hair Trigger.

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Harry Potter gets marooned on an alien world populated exclusively by a race of cantankerous Alan Rickmans. It's called Planet of the Snapes.

    A man's jilted ex-girlfriend casts an ancient curse on him, which she found inside an ancient scroll that she bought second-hand from an antiques shop. The curse transforms him into a cat, and the girlfriend into a man.

    In order to reverse the curse, they must engage in carnal relations within a week of the casting of the spell, or they will forever be trapped in their current forms.

    It's called Cat-Man-Do.
    A timelord has his hearts stolen by a group of malevolent organ-harvesting mermen. In order to retrieve them, he must journey to the bottom of the ocean and confront the treacherous sea men in the very center of global black market organ trade itself. It's called: Hearts in Atlantis.

    A former assassin pursues a Yakuza boss who put a price on his head, using a collection of toupee-based ranged weaponry.

    It's called Hair Trigger.

    While drawing his lady love reclining on the Titanic, Jack Dawson discovers that this isn't the first time she's posed nude and in fact is a professional.

    It's called: Every Rose Has Its Porn.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Harry Potter gets marooned on an alien world populated exclusively by a race of cantankerous Alan Rickmans. It's called Planet of the Snapes.

    A man's jilted ex-girlfriend casts an ancient curse on him, which she found inside an ancient scroll that she bought second-hand from an antiques shop. The curse transforms him into a cat, and the girlfriend into a man.

    In order to reverse the curse, they must engage in carnal relations within a week of the casting of the spell, or they will forever be trapped in their current forms.

    It's called Cat-Man-Do.
    A timelord has his hearts stolen by a group of malevolent organ-harvesting mermen. In order to retrieve them, he must journey to the bottom of the ocean and confront the treacherous sea men in the very center of global black market organ trade itself. It's called: Hearts in Atlantis.

    A former assassin pursues a Yakuza boss who put a price on his head, using a collection of toupee-based ranged weaponry.

    It's called Hair Trigger.
    Richard Nixon gets stranded in the farthest reaches of the Arctic circle when a nefarious cabal of Watergate hotel employees shoots down his plane. Cold and alone, he must make his way back to civilization using only his wits, mits, and Henry Kissinger's frozen corps. A sure-to-be classic tale of man vs. nature, it's called: Frost vs. Nixon.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Willeth wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Harry Potter gets marooned on an alien world populated exclusively by a race of cantankerous Alan Rickmans. It's called Planet of the Snapes.

    A man's jilted ex-girlfriend casts an ancient curse on him, which she found inside an ancient scroll that she bought second-hand from an antiques shop. The curse transforms him into a cat, and the girlfriend into a man.

    In order to reverse the curse, they must engage in carnal relations within a week of the casting of the spell, or they will forever be trapped in their current forms.

    It's called Cat-Man-Do.
    A timelord has his hearts stolen by a group of malevolent organ-harvesting mermen. In order to retrieve them, he must journey to the bottom of the ocean and confront the treacherous sea men in the very center of global black market organ trade itself. It's called: Hearts in Atlantis.

    A former assassin pursues a Yakuza boss who put a price on his head, using a collection of toupee-based ranged weaponry.

    It's called Hair Trigger.

    While drawing his lady love reclining on the Titanic, Jack Dawson discovers that this isn't the first time she's posed nude and in fact is a professional.

    It's called: Every Rose Has Its Porn.

    A woman living in Harlem discovers her estranged Korean family and travels to meet them, bringing crazy urban style to a rigid rule-set family life.

    it's called: Seoul Sista

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Former Bond actor Roger Moore begins to lose his cognitive faculties so he starts a regime of mental exercises.

    It's called: Moore Brain Training.

    THIS WILL NOT GO UNNOTICED

    E: RANE OH MY GOD

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    8-)

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    John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    jesus Rane

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A woman cons people out of their money by masturbating with a stringed instrument.

    It's called: It's A Fiddle

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The ad that played before the blam for me was for an Australian company!

    pretty weird!

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Harry Potter gets marooned on an alien world populated exclusively by a race of cantankerous Alan Rickmans. It's called Planet of the Snapes.

    A man's jilted ex-girlfriend casts an ancient curse on him, which she found inside an ancient scroll that she bought second-hand from an antiques shop. The curse transforms him into a cat, and the girlfriend into a man.

    In order to reverse the curse, they must engage in carnal relations within a week of the casting of the spell, or they will forever be trapped in their current forms.

    It's called Cat-Man-Do.
    A timelord has his hearts stolen by a group of malevolent organ-harvesting mermen. In order to retrieve them, he must journey to the bottom of the ocean and confront the treacherous sea men in the very center of global black market organ trade itself. It's called: Hearts in Atlantis.

    A former assassin pursues a Yakuza boss who put a price on his head, using a collection of toupee-based ranged weaponry.

    It's called Hair Trigger.
    Richard Nixon gets stranded in the farthest reaches of the Arctic circle when a nefarious cabal of Watergate hotel employees shoots down his plane. Cold and alone, he must make his way back to civilization using only his wits, mits, and Henry Kissinger's frozen corps. A sure-to-be classic tale of man vs. nature, it's called: Frost vs. Nixon.

    A man named Willy with an incurable mental illness that forces him to walk around with his fly down is arrested for public indecency, and a young, idealistic lawyer is the only one who will come to his defense.

    It's called Free Willy.

    EDIT: Rane, you better copyright that shit, before Tyler Perry gets his hands on it.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I can see it now.

    Madea in Seoul Sista. Starring Jackie Chan as the disapproving uncle who comes around in the end. And Jet Li as the villain who is smuggling Korean children for sex trafficking.

    What's that? You say Jackie Chan and Jet Li are Chinese? HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T CARE!

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    AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A wacky mishap caused by C-3P0 leaves his Jedi master's cybernetic appendage to accidentally be frozen in carbonite. They roam the universe in search for a cure. It's called: Cool Hand Luke

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    too many great puns

    send help

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