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[Mini-Phalla] Competing Host Phalla-It's over!

ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Critical Failures
From the desk of our esteemed King,

It was with the heaviest of hearts that I come before you, citizens of Lollipop land. Our beloved princess lollipop has gone missing! It would appear that last night one of the bitter boys snuck into the castle, the little sneaky-sneak, and ran away with the princess! I suspect they were working for Lord Sorrow, king of crying. However, our cinnamon scouts report that he is not in his fortress of sadness. It is a dark day indeed for us but worry not! I have sent my faithful servant Jordan to fetch the wizard. Surely he can sort this out and return our princess to us. Until then, keep a watchful eye out for the bitter boys. We know not what they are planning to do, or who they are working for…

This is a miniature phalla for 25 players. The theme is Lollipop Land, a magical kingdom inhabited by friendly and sweet candy people. The princess has gone missing, and it is your job as a responsible candy citizen to root out the bitter boys and save your adored ruler.


Each night you will !Vote for someone who you think is a bitter boy or who is working in cahoots with them. There are a few village specials to help find and eliminate them.

Player List
1. Dunadan019
2. Darian
3. Alegis
4. Megatin
5. Psolms
6. cj iwakura
7. Fiaryn
8. Simulacrum
9. Shalmelo
10. Svenska
11. Kias
12. The Ender
13. Ringo
14. Phyphor
15. Ebfan
16. Enlightenedbum
17. Capfalcon
18. Lucedes
19. Durax
20. JaysonFour
21. jdarksun
22. Cleonicus
23. The Anonymous
24. Daniant
25. Lemminghead

RESERVES
1. Buzz Buzz
2. Rawkking Goodguy
3. Kime
4. Mr. Defecation
5. FrostMist
6. BobCesca
7. Kay
8. Ronrab
9. REG Rysk


Villager PM:
...A citizen of Lollipop Land!
All your life you have served the King of Lollipop land in his glorious regime of the Candy Kingdom. However, the unthinkable has happened! The Bitter Boys, a rogue group of Candy Hating sneaky-sneaks have taken the princess! As a citizen, it is your duty to attempt to find and apprehend the Bitter Boys, and bring them to justice!

ROLE: In Lollipop Land, you are a Villager
ALIGNMENT: In Lollipop Land, you are aligned with the village.
POWERS: Each day, cast a Vote in red for someone who you believe to be a Bitter Boy.

The empire never ended.
Zellpher on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, screw that noise. You want to play some lame pansy-ass candyland bullshit or do you want the REAL DEAL? That’s what I thought. You want a MANLY phalla, for MEN and ladies. Hot ladies.

    With guns.

    That’s what I’m here to offer. My phalla? Hell Demons in Vegas. A legion of Scourge Demons assaults sin city in the middle of a mob war. It’s up to renegade Detective Durgan McBane to find the source of these monsters and put them down. He’s a hard-boiled cop with a past as dirty as his temper is short. Along with his trusty sidearm, Bertha, he solves crimes. Like a man.

    With his fists.

    This is a miniature phalla for 25 players. [strike]Players[/strike] MEN


    1. Dunadan019
    2. Darian - Citizen of Lollipop Land - Italian Mobster - Soured by the Bitter Boys
    3. Alegis - Guardian of the Omniverse - Killed by the Bitter Boys
    4. Megatin
    5. Psolms - Ol' Mrs. Marmalade - Italian Mobster - Found and killed by Hell Demons after being found in a pool of his own tears.
    6. cj iwakura - Citizen of Lollipop Land - Italian Mobster - Killed by the Bitter Boys
    7. Fiaryn - Citizen of Lollipop Land - Tony Italiano - [strike]Cried himself to sleep forever[/strike] RETIRED
    8. Simulacrum - Outsider - Killed by the vote
    9. Shalmelo - Outsider - Knifed several hundred times in the throat.
    10. Svenska
    11. Kias
    12. The Ender - Citizen of Lollipop Land - Hell Demon - Killed by a psychotic sociopath.
    13. Ringo - Citizen of Lollipop land - Hell Demon - Killed by a Psycho
    14. Phyphor - Citizen of Lollipop Land - Italian Mobster - Too popular for his own good
    15. Ebfan - Citizen of Lollipop Land - Italian Mobster - Found in a pool of his own tears.
    16. Enlightenedbum - Durgan McBane - Italian Mobster - Found with a knife in his vitals (also Hell Demons)
    17. Capfalcon - Citizen of Lollipop Land - Italian Mobster - Ripped to shreds by Hell Demons
    18. Lucedes
    19. Durax - Citizen of Lollipop Land - Matchmaker Hershey - Killed by the Bitter Boys
    20. JaysonFour
    21. jdarksun - Citizen of Lollipop Land - Italian Mobster - Killed by the Hell Demons
    22. Cleonicus - Citizen of Lollipop land - Italian Mobster - Committed suicide at the death of his lover, Shalmelo.
    23. The Anonymous - Bitter Boy - Italian Mobster - Popular!
    24. Daniant - Bitter Gal - Italian Mobster - Voted out
    25. Lemminghead

    RESERVES
    1. Buzz Buzz
    2. Rawkking Goodguy
    3. Kime
    4. Mr. Defecation
    5. FrostMist
    6. BobCesca
    7. Kay
    8. Ronrab
    9. REG Rysk

    Villager Role PM
    ...A member of the Italian Mob!
    You've been serving the bosses in the mob for a couple years, but you're still essentially just a button man. But these Hell Demons are all up in your turf! You gotta get them out of here, or else your business in this town is finished.

    ROLE: In Vegas, you are a Villager
    ALIGNMENT: In vegas, you are aligned with the village.
    POWERS: Each day, cast a Vote in red for someone who you believe to be a Hell Demon.

    Rend on
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    ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh what the hell man. Stop being such a jerk.

    Zellpher on
    The empire never ended.
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Zellpher wrote: »
    Oh what the hell man. Stop being such a jerk.

    Stop being such a pansy.

    Rend on
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    ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fine, we'll just run both and see how this goes.

    Zellpher on
    The empire never ended.
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, sure, that sounds like a plan.

    You'll have a front row seat to me beating you.

    Welcome to Competing Narrators Miniphalla.
    In this miniphalla, Zellpher is a whiney douche and I am a manly man. Or at least, that's my point of view. Am I correct? Well I guess that will be for the village to decide. This phalla will be a competition between two phallas, a sort of forbidden love, but with less love. When you Sign up in a color, YOU WILL BE SIGNING UP FOR BOTH PHALLAS. You will receive a role for each phalla, and you will play both phallas simultaneously.

    If you die in one phalla, you die in the other.
    There is only one vote, not two. It will kill you in, you guessed it, both phallas.
    If one of the phallas finishes, and you have a winning role in that phalla, you win! Along with the narrator of that phalla (which will be me. Seriously people come on).

    The rules are simple, but good luck deciding whether you want to vote out a mafia or save him since he's the seer in the other game, or whatever.

    My advice?

    Screw zell.

    He's a pansy.

    Rend on
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    !indexxzg.jpg

    B:L on
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    right....

    Dunadan019 on
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This is just crazy, right?

    Darian on
    Come talk about boardgames with us
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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs_sB-oq5_I

    runnn for the sun WHERE IS MY GUN

    Alegis on
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    MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sign up

    Megatin on
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    psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    this will be glorious

    psolms on
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    so this is when "Ho Yay" creeps into Phalla....

    Egos on
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    Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    political-pictures-lollipop-guild.jpg

    !Let's Do This

    Are both games standard village vs. mafia?

    Rawkking Goodguy on
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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    !Sign up, LIKE A MAN

    I AM WITH RENT.

    Fiaryn on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm sure you'll figure it out. You're a smart kid.

    Rend on
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    simulacrumsimulacrum She/herRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Not missing this

    simulacrum on
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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    signup ;D / SIGN THE FUCK UP! HOO-RAH!!

    shalmelo on
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    Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rend wrote: »
    I'm sure you'll figure it out. You're a smart kid.

    Will there be competing host clarifications? :P

    Rawkking Goodguy on
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    SvenskaSvenska Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Lets do it

    Fiaryn makes me smile

    edit: why red? idk

    Svenska on
    Since your name means "swedish" in swedish, I just assumed you were, ya know, swedish.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rawkking Goodguy wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    I'm sure you'll figure it out. You're a smart kid.

    Will there be competing host clarifications? :P

    Look I don't know what Zellpher is going to tell you. All I know is it's probably all lies.

    I'm the one to go with here.

    Rend on
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    KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This is madness!

    How could the bitter boys get by the gumdrop guards? HOW?

    Kias on
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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    LOOK AT MY MUSCLES

    Fiaryn on
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    YOU BITTER BOYS MESSED WITH THE WRONG JOLLY RANCHER!

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    B:L wrote: »
    !indexxzg.jpg

    Is this a signup?

    Rend on
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    Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Well there's a green exclamation point barely visible to the left of that picture. Thus it counts, clearly!

    Rawkking Goodguy on
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This is a signup!

    Ringo on
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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rend wrote: »
    Is this a signup?

    PFFFF not anymore, I thought this was Save Me! Lollipop miniphalla.

    B:L on
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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What fresh hell is this?

    Phyphor on
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    Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What in the name of...

    !sign up so hard

    Buzz Buzz on
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    psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    will it be possible to win both games?

    psolms on
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    psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    are there abilities that cross games?

    psolms on
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This cracked me up.

    !I'll play

    enlightenedbum on
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My reading of the OP(s) is that this will end when the first game is over, so unless both end on the same night, or you have some strange early win condition (or a survival neutral?), you won't be able to win both games.

    Darian on
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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    !Sign UP

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    MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    My reading of the OP(s) is that this will end when the first game is over, so unless both end on the same night, or you have some strange early win condition (or a survival neutral?), you won't be able to win both games.

    Well, there could be non village/mafia groups that can win before the game ends.

    Or lose, for that matter.

    edit: which is exactly what you said, and I didn't read.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    !I want it

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    !Sign up to be Pretty Manly

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ...Sign up.

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    Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What is the order of games?

    Or less facetiously, what happens if a game-ending victory is reached in both games on the same night?

    What would happen to a player's second role if they were to achieve a non-exclusive victory condition and leave one of the games victorious?

    Rawkking Goodguy on
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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    There are still four spots left if B:L is officially part of the roster, so you should be fine jdark.

    durax on
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