Fortune cookies are kind of lame nowadays, they don't give out the fortunes like they used to
they give you some numbers and a winnie the pooh quote
which was really weird
because of all the things, that was the one they chose
oh, not a habit of mine but a habit that drives me up the wall is people who fucking whistle all the time
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
A friend of mine cannot be around anybody eating chips or corn nuts. Anything that is audible to others when you eat it actually. He flips out, nobody should ever get that mad about anything.
A friend of mine cannot be around anybody eating chips or corn nuts. Anything that is audible to others when you eat it actually. He flips out, nobody should ever get that mad about anything.
I'm like that when someone chews with their mouth open.
It's such an awful sound.
Crunching or chewing with your mouth closed is fine.
A friend of mine cannot be around anybody eating chips or corn nuts. Anything that is audible to others when you eat it actually. He flips out, nobody should ever get that mad about anything.
I'm like that when someone chews with their mouth open.
It's such an awful sound.
Crunching or chewing with your mouth closed is fine.
Yeah, I am too, if you fucking smack your mouth anywhere close to me you're going to get hit. But my friend can't stand the closed mouth sound.
edit: my embarrassing habit is that I still read Bleach every week even though I can't fucking stand it anymore.
oh, not a habit of mine but a habit that drives me up the wall is people who fucking whistle all the time
Aww man.
You know they call me Steamboat Willie.
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Once upon a time, shortly before I started college, my family and I went out to dinner at the local Chinese restaurant. I use the definite article because there was exactly one Chinese restaurant in my hometown. At the end of the meal, fortune cookies were proffered, and upon opening mine, I found it empty. I chuckled at this, because it's weird, but these things happen.
Some weeks later, even more shortly before starting college, we returned. Meals were eaten, conversation was had, and in short order, the cookies were made available once again. I selected mine, and made some comment about hoping that I actually received a fortune this time. Upon cracking it open, however, I found that I had, once again, come up empty.
Now clearly it was impossible for this to have been a simple coincidence. No way. I could conceive of only two hypotheses to explain this phenomenon: Either 1) I was already perfect and didn't need any more advice, or 2) I had been forgotten by fate and would therefore live forever. Naturally, I opted to believe the latter, as living forever would be cool.
For the final act in this drama, fast forward a few more weeks. I have started college, and some new friends and I decide to go out to the Chinese place in this town (again using the definite article, again for the same reason). At the culmination of the meal, I relate the story thus far to my dining companions, and they agree that it's weird, and we all are excited to see what is going to happen.
The cookies arrive. I open mine. There is a fortune inside.
"Don't forget, you are always on our minds."
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you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
A friend of mine cannot be around anybody eating chips or corn nuts. Anything that is audible to others when you eat it actually. He flips out, nobody should ever get that mad about anything.
I'm like that when someone chews with their mouth open.
It's such an awful sound.
Crunching or chewing with your mouth closed is fine.
I hate it when people are chewing with their mouths close, but they make this godawful squish noise as they chew
I'm not playin starcraft, don't need to be hearin zerg damnit
I hate it when people are eating fried chicken and get grease literally all over their faces. I'm talking shining faces. I won't tell people how gross it is (the dude I'm thinking of who was the worst culprit carried a knife) but sometimes I will have to leave the table.
My brother eats cereal by slurping the milk off of the spoon and pulling the cereal off simultaneously. I mean he could just pull everything off at once like normal people but he has to slurp it for some damn reason. It's so annoying.
What about slurping sounds and hmmmms and ummmms and hackum?
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\ctually, I ran out of kleenex last night so I had to start using kitchen towels
maybe I'll go to the store later, I need milk anyway
Fortune cookies are kind of lame nowadays, they don't give out the fortunes like they used to
they give you some numbers and a winnie the pooh quote
which was really weird
because of all the things, that was the one they chose
edit: shut up franko
I'm like that when someone chews with their mouth open.
It's such an awful sound.
Crunching or chewing with your mouth closed is fine.
Yeah, I am too, if you fucking smack your mouth anywhere close to me you're going to get hit. But my friend can't stand the closed mouth sound.
edit: my embarrassing habit is that I still read Bleach every week even though I can't fucking stand it anymore.
Aww man.
You know they call me Steamboat Willie.
Some weeks later, even more shortly before starting college, we returned. Meals were eaten, conversation was had, and in short order, the cookies were made available once again. I selected mine, and made some comment about hoping that I actually received a fortune this time. Upon cracking it open, however, I found that I had, once again, come up empty.
Now clearly it was impossible for this to have been a simple coincidence. No way. I could conceive of only two hypotheses to explain this phenomenon: Either 1) I was already perfect and didn't need any more advice, or 2) I had been forgotten by fate and would therefore live forever. Naturally, I opted to believe the latter, as living forever would be cool.
For the final act in this drama, fast forward a few more weeks. I have started college, and some new friends and I decide to go out to the Chinese place in this town (again using the definite article, again for the same reason). At the culmination of the meal, I relate the story thus far to my dining companions, and they agree that it's weird, and we all are excited to see what is going to happen.
The cookies arrive. I open mine. There is a fortune inside.
"Don't forget, you are always on our minds."
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I hate it when people are chewing with their mouths close, but they make this godawful squish noise as they chew
I'm not playin starcraft, don't need to be hearin zerg damnit
edit: They're watching you Framling
http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
A horrible cacophony of slobs.
Rustle rustle.
Crunch.
Slurp slurp.
Rustle.
Moan.
also, it is hot as all hell
crwth, gimme one of your skirts, shorts aren't cuttin it
they just don't taste that good to me
the taste just sorta lingers
and it makes me want more
Doritos must really lose some of their loveliness when they are in a paste form.
it lingers because the damn flavoring powder sticks to your fingers and your clothes and everything else you touch
Gonna store this little tidbit away in the ol' memory banks for later.
if there are an odd number of steps I do a complicated little dance near the top/bottom which rearranges which foot is on the next step to be my left
Like, commercials where people are powering back drinks and "aahhh...refreshment!" Fuck. that. noise.
gross
I would advise you to file this into the "things to avoid" folder.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
it really is according to them
I generally eat alone as a consequence
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smell finger
sup guys
oh I am going to enjoy having this information
Watch as significant other takes it and asks "why are you handing me pocket lint?"
Laugh.
Expose truth.
Be denied sex and forced to buy lots of purrell.
sup guys.
I'm not sure if your girl likes kissing you, but I'll rip your lips off and mail them to her.