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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I just had the worst poop ever.

    First of all, we are all out of toilet paper and we have no money. Like not enough money to drive to the store and buy toilet paper. So we have gone through all the tissues, papertowels, napkins and coffee filters in the house, and now I've resorted to wetting printer paper before crumpling it up and using that.

    But that wasn't the really bad part. The really bad part is that my ass was just dripping blood. Enough to dye all the toilet bowl water bright red.

    And then it got clogged.

    Where did 60 dollars to buy Starcraft 2 come from then?

    The other video games I sold.

    I think toilet paper would have been the wiser investment.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited August 2010
    2 week trip to scotland after a 3.5 week trip to south africa for world cup

    5.5 weeks? Who does she think she is, a Scandinavian?

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Choco is in hysterics over the computer paper.

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    I actually doubt they're related because I actually poop blood kind of often.

    sigged

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    DEAR GOD WINKY WHY DID I NEED TO KNOW THAT? D:

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    aw shit yeah guess who just got paid 1700 dollarss for being bored in a gas station

    From what my buddy in Oslo says that should buy you a nice pizza.

    I already had one today so I'm broke again.

    Can't wait to eat again next month.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think newspaper would have been better than computer paper.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Well it's just that it was so much blood that I'm kind of wondering if it's not worth getting another finger shoved up my ass to see if something is really wrong.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    DEAR GOD WINKY WHY DID I NEED TO KNOW THAT? D:

    if he didn't elaborate, you might just be thinking all day, "I wonder if Winky bleeds from his anus."

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think newspaper would have been better than computer paper.

    What about old magazines?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    why did you buy any video games at all if your finances are that tight

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    I think newspaper would have been better than computer paper.

    What about old magazines?

    magazines are glossy and sharp I dunno

    also what if these are prized magazines that belonged to your great aunt agnes

    your mom is in hysterics

    WHAT HAPPENED TO AGNES'S NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

    oh sorry mom I wiped my ass with them

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    VH. How dare you call me your wife.

    I am clearly your pre-waifu.

    Make him an omlette. That'll teach him.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    aw shit yeah guess who just got paid 1700 dollarss for being bored in a gas station

    No one made a prostitution joke?

    Really?

    I am disappoint.

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Anyone got any recommended SNES games?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I would probably do a rinse in the shower before I would use paper like that

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    How the heck are you so poor Winky?!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    I think newspaper would have been better than computer paper.

    What about old magazines?

    magazines are glossy and sharp I dunno

    also what if these are prized magazines that belonged to your great aunt agnes

    your mom is in hysterics

    WHAT HAPPENED TO AGNES'S NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

    oh sorry mom I wiped my ass with them

    this is the kind of thinking that got him into his current situation

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Anyone got any recommended SNES games?

    Genre?

    I'm just gonna toss out F-Zero, Megaman X, Earth Bound, Chrono Trigger and uh....I dunno, something else.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Anyone got any recommended SNES games?

    Aladdin, Donkey Kong Country, Super Mario Kart, Super Mario RPG, Super Mario World.

    Choco says Final Fantasy 3.

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Anyone got any recommended SNES games?

    Um. All of them?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    And seriously why the fuck are you using computer paper? I mean honestly if the situation is so dire just fucking get your hand wet and use that. Christ.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    I would probably do a rinse in the shower before I would use paper like that

    If he can't afford toilet paper what makes you think he can afford water?

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    why did you buy any video games at all if your finances are that tight

    I bought SCII two weeks ago.

    I mean, I knew things were going to be tight then, but not so tight that we wouldn't have necessities. My mom kind of sprung the "we have no money until Friday so make due" on me very recently.

    I'm sure she wasn't really paying attention to how much money we had either.

    I'm just really worried about her now because she's already taken out a really awful loan and now she's in debt. The sooner I move back into school the better. I just hope I can convince my dad that my mom shouldn't have to pay any of it, because she seriously fucking can't!

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Anyone got any recommended SNES games?

    FF2/4? Super Punch Out?

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Anyone got any recommended SNES games?

    Super Metroid, Super Mario World and some Final Fantasy 4 for a RPG fix should cover you for a number of hours.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    And seriously why the fuck are you using computer paper? I mean honestly if the situation is so dire just fucking get your hand wet and use that. Christ.

    I would rather die than do that.

    This isn't the friggin' middle ages, this is the computer age. WE'LL USE COMPUTE PAPER.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited August 2010
    I would probably do a rinse in the shower before I would use paper like that

    So long as you are good about cleaning the shower afterwards, it is best you was the shit chunks out of your ass as opposed to shredding and lacerating your anus.

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Anyone got any recommended SNES games?

    Genre?

    I'm just gonna toss out F-Zero, Megaman X, Earth Bound, Chrono Trigger and uh....I dunno, something else.

    Blackthorne is a personal favorite, nearly anything by Capcom / Square / Enix tend to be good picks.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited August 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Anyone got any recommended SNES games?

    Super Metroid.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    why did you buy any video games at all if your finances are that tight

    I bought SCII two weeks ago.

    I mean, I knew things were going to be tight then, but not so tight that we wouldn't have necessities. My mom kind of sprung the "we have no money until Friday so make due" on me very recently.

    I'm sure she wasn't really paying attention to how much money we had either.

    I'm just really worried about her now because she's already taken out a really awful loan and now she's in debt. The sooner I move back into school the better. I just hope I can convince my dad that my mom shouldn't have to pay any of it, because she seriously fucking can't!

    "Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."

    That is a pretty convincing argument.

    I mean not even re: the debt.

    Just about anything in general.

    "Winky can you take the trash out?"
    "Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood."
    "I'll...I'll take it out myself."

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Man I take a walk and you guys are talking about bleeding anus's.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    why did you buy any video games at all if your finances are that tight

    I bought SCII two weeks ago.

    I mean, I knew things were going to be tight then, but not so tight that we wouldn't have necessities. My mom kind of sprung the "we have no money until Friday so make due" on me very recently.

    I'm sure she wasn't really paying attention to how much money we had either.

    I'm just really worried about her now because she's already taken out a really awful loan and now she's in debt. The sooner I move back into school the better. I just hope I can convince my dad that my mom shouldn't have to pay any of it, because she seriously fucking can't!

    Kill Abd and take his job at the multi-millionaire gas station he sucks cock at. It's the only way.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Well it's just that it was so much blood that I'm kind of wondering if it's not worth getting another finger shoved up my ass to see if something is really wrong.

    What's wrong is that you've been tearing your asshole to shreds by using things not meant for rubbing assholes

    it'll go over if you wipe with ease, not excessively, and using actual fucking toilet paper

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    can

    can we go back to talking about blazblue

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    And seriously why the fuck are you using computer paper? I mean honestly if the situation is so dire just fucking get your hand wet and use that. Christ.

    That is disgusting. I was having bloody poops. I am not using my hand for that shit.

    Seriously, if you soak the paper first it ends up pretty soft.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    And seriously why the fuck are you using computer paper? I mean honestly if the situation is so dire just fucking get your hand wet and use that. Christ.

    I would rather die than do that.

    This isn't the friggin' middle ages, this is the computer age. WE'LL USE COMPUTE PAPER.

    Oh nooo I got some poop on my hand what am i gonna dooooooooo

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    That kind of sucks about Ted Stevens

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ok ok stop.

    *shuffles through library*

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Winky I feel like you should treat your elders with more respect because-

    Dad I had to wipe my ass with computer paper and the toilet filled with blood.

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