How the fuck are we 90s kids supposed to fight against the 80s?
90s cartoons were actually objectively better
Animaniacs, Beast Wars, Darkwing Duck, Gargoyles, TaleSpin, Tiny Toon Adventures, Freakazoid, Batman: The Animated Series, and Superman: The Animated Series
This is the first time I've ever seen dino-riders referenced and it wasn't me doing it. I'm crying here. Crying.
With joy.
Although beast wars, gargoyles, tiny toons, freakazoid, btas, and stas are all objectively better then it, fuck it, its dinosaurs with fucking lasers on them, rode by space faring aliens. It wins.
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GumpyThere is alwaysa greater powerRegistered Userregular
edited August 2010
As someone who appeared in 1990, I am the physical avatar of the nineties
1984 was the best year to be born. You become self aware at the end of the decade and then enjoy the 90s stuff that was for kids. Cartoons and toys and porno.
You also get a pretty good experience of internet and video games and porno evolution.
Do you even know the lengths we had to go to in order to see a vagina? Can you even comprehend? Shit took planning, forethought, effort, cunning... It was like The Great Escape, and we were all Charles Bronson digging tunnels.
You little bastards? Man it's like you just assume vaginas are just out there waiting to be viewed. Readily accessible. That ability was paid for by millions of blue-balls and chaffed dicks jerking off to pixillated images of cindy crawford in baathing suit at 3am off some BBS.
Do you even know the lengths we had to go to in order to see a vagina? Can you even comprehend? Shit took planning, forethought, effort, cunning... It was like The Great Escape, and we were all Charles Bronson digging tunnels.
You little bastards? Man it's like you just assume vaginas are just out there waiting to be viewed. Readily accessible. That ability was paid for by millions of blue-balls and chaffed dicks jerking off to pixillated images of cindy crawford in baathing suit at 3am off some BBS.
A BBS? My parents didn't get internet access until 56k was becoming passe. Of course, they then hung onto that skinnyband shit until DSL was becoming passe... They only got 8Mb/s ADSL last year...
Porn on the computer was a first for me at like 14 when a mate gave me a floppy disk with some pics on it. Before that it was shop-lifting Playboys...
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hells yes
fuck alls y'all 94 is where its at
This is the first time I've ever seen dino-riders referenced and it wasn't me doing it. I'm crying here. Crying.
With joy.
Although beast wars, gargoyles, tiny toons, freakazoid, btas, and stas are all objectively better then it, fuck it, its dinosaurs with fucking lasers on them, rode by space faring aliens. It wins.
It was pretty cool
this show was the tits
You also get a pretty good experience of internet and video games and porno evolution.
Oh and do your ololz gamers shit too
You've had everything handed to you.
Do you even know the lengths we had to go to in order to see a vagina? Can you even comprehend? Shit took planning, forethought, effort, cunning... It was like The Great Escape, and we were all Charles Bronson digging tunnels.
You little bastards? Man it's like you just assume vaginas are just out there waiting to be viewed. Readily accessible. That ability was paid for by millions of blue-balls and chaffed dicks jerking off to pixillated images of cindy crawford in baathing suit at 3am off some BBS.
edit: (I was using Netscape Navigator)
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
But to imagine what?
It was almost mystical.
I mean, it was like asking a blind man to describe "red".
94 up ins
ughgghgh
(85 was the best year to be born in)
A BBS? My parents didn't get internet access until 56k was becoming passe. Of course, they then hung onto that skinnyband shit until DSL was becoming passe... They only got 8Mb/s ADSL last year...
Porn on the computer was a first for me at like 14 when a mate gave me a floppy disk with some pics on it. Before that it was shop-lifting Playboys...
Searching for porn on fucking bearshare man.
just going to post this again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlhtVgB7QuY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbyVlpxp6Iw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm99tmzmXkk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DehmPOkrtRc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwHssR_q5Q0
There wasn't anywhere to shoplift jack shit. I was lucky my dad was a tech-fetishist and I had a computer with a modem early on.
Ah damnit you beat me by about 150 people. My parents were poorer! Ha ha, I win!
that guy was such a frustrating eunuch
every era collides
no
no we both lose
God some of those chicks were pretty boneable.
i'm surprised this place gets the internet
it'll make for a great story later
Hah ha ha...
Hour and a quarter each way on the shitty old school bus with no air-con. Which occasionally caught on fire.
Most annoying thing was, the school was only half an hour away! But we had to go down a lot of out-of-the-way roads to pick up kids.
but I don't talk about it
because it sucked
there are a few things i'm nostalgic for. regional weather actually working how it's supposed to
playing baseball was pretty fun
remember all sport?
I do remember All Sport, it was like Gatorade except it failed
they used to give it away opening day at the local water park
my tweenhood kind of sucked
Yep.
yelling. hitting the pitcher in the chest
baseball rocked
nobody liked this stuff
I was always a Clearly Canadian guy myself
sparkling water beverages are shit now, but whatever was in that stuff rocked the bells
Like nothing bad or shit happened its just that nothing really happened that was memorable.