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RADlands - Original Thread #18 MINT CONDITION $200 OBO **WILL ACCEPT TRADES**

SquallSquall hap cloudRegistered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
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Seven days ago, the world ended. Not with a bang, or with a whimper, but with a sound like a tiger playing a banjo made entirely of pudding.

Grab your shotgun and don your re-purposed sporting equipment - Ragnarok's come and it's time to mess shit up.


100% Core Rules - RADlands Mods - Characters

Seasons now available on super CD: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17]

If you do not want to make a character, but would still like to bip in occasionally/fuck with the players, then do I have good news for you! Characters whose names are written in Lime may be controlled by anyone who wanders into the thread. Anyone. Just make sure to post the character's actions in Sandybrown so DE?AD notices them.



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[Whore's Armor][25%][Armor: -5% [P] Damage; Distracting: Inflicts a -10% penalty on attacks against you, or a -15% penalty if you have Hot]

[Bloody Raccoon Armor][25%] [Leo's cousin has acquired a set of hide armor he found on a dead woodsman in what used to be yellowstone. It appears to be a heavy leather jacket lined with blood-stained, and highly iRADiated, raccoon fur. It's quite comfortable.] [Armor -5% [P] Damage; Gliding: After running your full [P] in feet, you may glide an equal distance.][32000 RADLand Points]

[Hat Pack][A collection of stylish hats.][2000 RADLand Points]

[Glossolalia Platinum Account][A platinum card with magnetized strip. It has a picture of a starship on it. Just knowing you own the card fills you with pride and a sense of accomplishment. You gain +10% character points.][89000000 RADLand Points]

[Glossolalia Black Account][A heavy, black graphite card with a picture of a strange city engraved into it. Just knowing you own it makes you feel suave and important. Requires Platinum Account.][Special: The Card increases your RAD cap by 10%; VIP: You're a very important person, NPCs know it, and will react favorably.][9800000000 RADLand Points]

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[Glossolalia Collectible Card Collection Cards Currently Available]
[Speed Racer]
[Jo'Marli]
[Locth]
[Feli]
[Thieresai]
[The Urson]
[Kih'tan (Planet)]
[Grezzibel]
[Skyaergarigyth]
[Starfish Cove]
[Ol' Stregged]
[Kih'Tan (Species)]
[ICEberg]
[Page 97]
[Loeli]
[Ytlkrek]
[SECommandos]
[Reavens]
[Urson Gateway]
[Benevochlorians]
[Malevochondria]

...and many more coming soon!


Addendum C/O Raneados

Squall is the best around, ain't nothin' gonna keep him down.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    gonna take this post

    for when de?ad updates

    SO I CAN POST HIS UPDATE HERE

    NOT MINE DURR

    Squall on
  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    locked before page 100?

    Sorcery!

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm sleepy and I need to get up for work tomorrow!

    Squall on
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Why would you want to secure a post before an update?

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    easy reference so I don't have to search for it later

    I often re-read the updates

    Squall on
  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    how much you pay larlar for this early lock squall?

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I just realized this is our 18th thread.

    Hot damn, RADlands has been going on for a while.

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    10 months?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    more than that, hasn't it?

    i joined in like october of 2009 and you guys had been going for like 2 months already

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    why don't you guys

    you know

    click the first thread and find out

    it's right up there

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ugh so lazy

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    hmm maybe i joined in november

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    or i joined whenever i joined

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  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I was here before all of you

    Even DE?AD

    Watching

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    There is maybe a pretty decent chance there will be no update today.

    DE?AD on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that's okay, boots

    Raneados on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    bummer

    oh well, whenever you can is good

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    hahahaha I just clicked the first thread

    sam is such a dick

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sorry for the lack of Henry doing anything of substance.

    Visiting family, having decidedly neutral times, will hopefully be able to break free to post something or another later tonight.

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  • CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    bRAH

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I only have four ods, but I'm kinda scared of Hard Knock Life

    hopefully it won't fuck me over too badly

    E: I mean, it would be worth much more if it was a big deal

    right?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh tommy

    just precious

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I should start reading through the old RADlands threads like I did with the Gloss threads.

    You and me, Valve. We're gonna have a nostalgia adventure.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think DE?AD mistook me for Swill in the first thread

    also dunno if I want to read my old posts

    it'll be like walking through haze

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Stilts wrote: »
    I should start reading through the old RADlands threads like I did with the Gloss threads.

    You and me, Valve. We're gonna have a nostalgia adventure.

    lets do it :winky:

    E: shit whatever happened to bear, anyway?

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I choose the easy way out, as far as backgrounds go. Still working on the true identity thing, if I ever want to use that. Or have to (due to a dire situation).

    Well.

    That's prophetic.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    hahahahaha I just read that

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Also, Dubh, seeing as Ash is kind of Dusty's assistant know, this Od you picked worries me a little:
    Dubh wrote:
    Fetish [-1]: You have a strong, sexual fetish for some odd thing or another (feet, big ears, Asians, etc.) and have to attempt to satisfy this urge whenever you can. You must pass a TN (Social x 3) Social Test to ignore these urges in any situation that they might spring up. Failure means you go into a compulsive fit, indulging in your particular compulsion for a number of minutes equal to the amount by which you failed the Test. You may shrug off this urge, but doing so causes you to take one Social Wound.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    God it has been so long since I was a giant head with hands and feet and a penchant for little boys

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    we still have to find the Loeli epitaph

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It has me curious, that's for sure

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    So...
    [The Third Heat]

    Dusty also looks sad. An incredibly loud sigh, which partly turns into a mechanical squeal, emerges from the vocalizer. "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust."
    Okay, so I understand that, when you have a character named Dusty and you're in a post-apocalyptic setting with Wild West flavoring, that phrase is bound to come up.

    I still find it a little hilarious that I made a character named Ash, and the custom mission title that Dubh comes up with on Ash's first outing as Dusty's assistant is:
    [Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust][Dusty Bhan]Stress 0% RAD 100%
    [Skills: Wasteland Survival 45%, Materials Engineering 64%, Administration 25%]
    [Traits: Compulsive Scavenger -5%, Deep Pockets 5%, Eidetic Memory 5%, Hard to Kill 10%, Mastermind 20%, Neo-Tokyo Drifter 5%, Eccentric -15%, RAD Dance Routine -%, Black Card]

    "If you mu-u-ust know..." Dusty strides toward the open van, chest puffed out. "Am somewhat of a bogeyman. A crrrrst-t-t wissshrrrrt ssheey shrrrrrr." Testing the metal with his foot, Dusty leans forward, inspecting the inside of his creation. "Let's see what this ca-a-a-an do."
    That's just wonderful.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I mainly titled it that because it is the best name for a buddy cop movie.

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh, that's right, you made that title in the update post. Forgot that part.

    Still, that's a pretty funny coincidence.

    To me, anyway.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Also, since when is Ash a redhead?

    I've been picturing her as a blonde.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Also, since when is Ash a redhead?

    I've been picturing her as a blonde.

    Pretty sure she's always been a redhead

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    she's always been a redhead, i'm pretty sure

    but before i knew, I had her pictured as having black hair :/

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Also, since when is Ash a redhead?

    I've been picturing her as a blonde.

    Pretty sure she's always been a redhead

    Yeah, her description always had red hair.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    She should be blonde or black-haired.

    Basically, we already have a redhead.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think of Syd having like, fire-red hair

    and Ash having a more subdued almost brownish red

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