that canon romance video still gives me nightmares
You know, that drive core is pretty shiny.
And there's a whole boatload of windows looking in on it. I know it's an orb and everything, but I think it'd still be possible for someone to watch Miranda and Shepard/Scionpard going at it if they were so inclined.
It's Kelly Chambers, pressed against a window overlooking the drive core. She's crying but she can still see your two forms through the tears. All she can manage to say is "You have a new message at your private terminal, Commander Shepard" over and over.
Kasumi actually watches you and has a line about it.
"Right where Tali works, Shepard? And just how genetically modified is Miranda? Because, I mean...wow!"
that canon romance video still gives me nightmares
You know, that drive core is pretty shiny.
And there's a whole boatload of windows looking in on it. I know it's an orb and everything, but I think it'd still be possible for someone to watch Miranda and Shepard/Scionpard going at it if they were so inclined.
It's Kelly Chambers, pressed against a window overlooking the drive core. She's crying but she can still see your two forms through the tears. All she can manage to say is "You have a new message at your private terminal, Commander Shepard" over and over.
Kasumi actually watches you and has a line about it.
"Right where Tali works, Shepard? And just how genetically modified is Miranda? Because, I mean...wow!"
that canon romance video still gives me nightmares
You know, that drive core is pretty shiny.
And there's a whole boatload of windows looking in on it. I know it's an orb and everything, but I think it'd still be possible for someone to watch Miranda and Shepard/Scionpard going at it if they were so inclined.
It's Kelly Chambers, pressed against a window overlooking the drive core. She's crying but she can still see your two forms through the tears. All she can manage to say is "You have a new message at your private terminal, Commander Shepard" over and over.
Kasumi actually watches you and has a line about it.
"Right where Tali works, Shepard? And just how genetically modified is Miranda? Because, I mean...wow!"
I like how Kasumi explicitly knows about Morinth, too (she refers to Morinth by name when she warns you about banging her), but doesn't care that you obviously murdered Samara and replaced her with a demon Asari whore.
Kasumi is a bro.
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When did Garrus ever pick up a lady in ME? Shep and his banter makes no sense.
I like how Kasumi explicitly knows about Morinth, too (she refers to Morinth by name when she warns you about banging her), but doesn't care that you obviously murdered Samara and replaced her with a demon Asari whore.
Kasumi is a bro.
kinda dissapointed with the whole morinth pretending to be samara (except for that one node on tuchanka)
felt like a cop out, just using the same lines for samara over again
I like how Kasumi explicitly knows about Morinth, too (she refers to Morinth by name when she warns you about banging her), but doesn't care that you obviously murdered Samara and replaced her with a demon Asari whore.
Kasumi is a bro.
I was surprised that after such a short bit of DLC Kasumi became one of my favorite characters in ME2. I love her personality and her ability is pretty badass as well.
However I do get pissed whenever I go to her room on the ship and I find no dialog trees.
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I like how Kasumi explicitly knows about Morinth, too (she refers to Morinth by name when she warns you about banging her), but doesn't care that you obviously murdered Samara and replaced her with a demon Asari whore.
Kasumi is a bro.
I was surprised that after such a short bit of DLC Kasumi became one of my favorite characters in ME2. I love her personality and her ability is pretty badass as well.
However I do get pissed whenever I go to her room on the ship and I find no dialog trees.
Then you get loud and spill drinks and it's all ok. She's got the rockingest bunk on the ship.
When did Garrus ever pick up a lady in ME? Shep and his banter makes no sense.
Well, they hunted Geth for like months after that before the Collectors attacked...I assume when they weren't racing against the clock, they stopped in outposts, colonies, cities etc. and got laid.
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joshgotroDeviled EggThe Land of REAL CHILIRegistered Userregular
When did Garrus ever pick up a lady in ME? Shep and his banter makes no sense.
Well, they hunted Geth for like months after that before the Collectors attacked...I assume when they weren't racing against the clock, they stopped in outposts, colonies, cities etc. and got laid.
Obviously not because any of those situations would be monumental to the plot and Bioware wouldn't fuck that up.
In ME3, I'd like to have access to all the rooms in my ship, even if I don't have a person to put in there yet. What if I had to see something floating alongside the ship, but couldn't because Samara wasn't around to meditate?
Kasumi is an exception, of course, since her room is obviously locked because she locked it before meeting you, back when she infiltrated the Normandy and smuggled her bar, holochair, desk, plants, paintings, and books in. Then when she meets you, she's all "see you on the ship, Shepard!", like she hasn't been there the whole time and kept cloaking ahead of you every time you stopped at the citadel until you "recruited" her. Sly.
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Sovereign is actually going to the citadel to have made sex with it
because Metal on Metal is such a turn on.
WHY DID YOU PUT THIS PHRASE AND IMAGE IN MY HEAD
WHY
hey, at least he's never called you one
Assholes.
Currently playing: GW2 and TSW
Neither of my roomies have played ME at all
How best to shove it down their throats?
ASS-ault of the citadel. a hardcore reaper simulation. now avalible in shin akiba.
What kind?
Best way is to have them watch you play. It's worked for me. People go crazy for eye candy, and make sure you are playing soldier class.
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Is that actually in the game?
I don't do the whole DLC thing.
Charging the FUCK out of everything is really, really fun
no?
good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTFdarn8k18
Welcome to the fraternal brother (and sister)-hood of Vangods. The line for free headbutts forms to the left.
Thanks guys, and Buttcleft. That really takes the funny out of my joke.
And Kasumi's not jealous, she's disappointed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egjSCxLn3vU
Naked blue alien chick?
DAT ASS.
Kasumi is a bro.
its bro banter.
you wouldnt understand
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good new OP dox
and in ME1 there were a ton of scenes garrus had with this one female turian fangirl
but they got cut because HEY NO FEMALE TURIANS IN MASS EFFECT :x
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kinda dissapointed with the whole morinth pretending to be samara (except for that one node on tuchanka)
felt like a cop out, just using the same lines for samara over again
I was surprised that after such a short bit of DLC Kasumi became one of my favorite characters in ME2. I love her personality and her ability is pretty badass as well.
However I do get pissed whenever I go to her room on the ship and I find no dialog trees.
Then you get loud and spill drinks and it's all ok. She's got the rockingest bunk on the ship.
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Well, they hunted Geth for like months after that before the Collectors attacked...I assume when they weren't racing against the clock, they stopped in outposts, colonies, cities etc. and got laid.
Obviously not because any of those situations would be monumental to the plot and Bioware wouldn't fuck that up.
Well-adjusted, funny, great in combat, human...what's there not to love?
"that seems a little extreme, commander."
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I love this thread so much
Kasumi is an exception, of course, since her room is obviously locked because she locked it before meeting you, back when she infiltrated the Normandy and smuggled her bar, holochair, desk, plants, paintings, and books in. Then when she meets you, she's all "see you on the ship, Shepard!", like she hasn't been there the whole time and kept cloaking ahead of you every time you stopped at the citadel until you "recruited" her. Sly.
Considering how everyone just takes your word that you're a Spectre, that would probably work.
It's because your Shepard believes it.
If you tell the council to shove it on the Citadel in ME2 you'll start to(or keep) refer to yourself as "former Spectre."