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It's the Weapon of Choice

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2010
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I want a land dreadnought.

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My goal in life will be to manufacture a "Do-it-yourself" Space Devastator kit.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    this is the best idea ever

    During the Second World War sitting through the Blitz got to be a bit old hat, so a chap named McCall came up with the Magnetic Plane Destroyer, which uses "the vast electrical energy inherent in the Earth itself" to draw in enemy aircraft like moths to a flame.
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    Giant magnet tower of doom

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    there's not even anything in space to devastate

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    no, it's in space, and it devastates things.

    It doesn't devastate space.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You can have your future weapons. I'll take my army of deadly squirrels.

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    there's not even anything in space to devastate

    Yes there is.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    the most powerful weapon

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PS: this is amazing

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The land Dreadnought reminds me of the giant tank thing in The Darkness.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Don't steel my fucking Sourcegame spray, macera.

    Dichotomy you will love this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachem_Ba_349

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    btw "The Space Devastator" is the palace from which i post

    "Space Devastator" also known as "my Step-Dad Brian's den SHUT UP BRIAN I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WOULD WASH THE FUCKING CAR THIS FUCKING AFTERNOON I'M BUSY WITH A RAID GOD I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD"

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Gyro-Electric Destroyer was in that Justic League movie where they went back to fight nazis.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't even know

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    man, i wish the army was still that well dressed.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Back when everybody thought everything would be powered by radar some how

    RADAR!

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What

    What does the radio gun do exactly?

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Gyro-Electric Destroyer was in that Justic League movie where they went back to fight nazis.

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    Do I really need to explain how fantastic this is?

    First off, it is a giant wheel. We all remember the brief villainous stint of Big Wheel in the Spider-Man comics fondly – he was the one who drove his wheel-like attack vehicle into the river and drowned because he was an idiot. But his giant attack wheel was nifty. Now take Big Wheel and multiply his novelty value by about ten million percent. That is the War Wheel. The Nazis did not fuck around when it came to war machinery in real life; therefore, comic book Nazis would obviously have to come up with even crazier shit.

    It is a wheel made for warring. The War Wheel is eleventy stories high. It has spiked teeth, just in case its massive weight wasn’t enough to provide grip. Its axle provides a natural mounting point for machine gun nests. It is made of solid Holycrappium, the toughest element known to mad science, and it is powered by an occult fusion engine running on a million gallons of baby blood. Hitler used it to conquer Denmark all by itself, which is why now, in the DC universe, Danish people shit themselves whenever they see a unicycle.

    The War Wheel knows no pity, no mercy, no fear. (Because it is a wheel.) IT WILL CRUSH YOU.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It is a deathray

    powered by radio

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What

    What does the radio gun do exactly?

    It causes cancer in rats.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    now have a deathball

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh Jesus, Lady Gaga's on again. We're not allowed to shoot the death ray when she's playing. Remember what happened in Singapore.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The dudes tasked with drawing the fevered imaginings of some clerkish military type must've had a plum job.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    one more deathray for the road:

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    "death sounds"

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Neli wrote: »
    now have a deathball

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    One does not simply Deathball into Mordor.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Nobody seemed content with just improving current designs.

    "Better treads? A turret that can traverse? Fuck that shit, DEATH BALL"

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I hope those two guns can rotate, because it has a bit of a dead zone right there.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    btw "The Space Devastator" is the palace from which i post

    "Space Devastator" also known as "my Step-Dad Brian's den SHUT UP BRIAN I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WOULD WASH THE FUCKING CAR THIS FUCKING AFTERNOON I'M BUSY WITH A RAID GOD I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD"

    I knew a dude like this growing up. It was always awkward going over to his house.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Neli wrote: »
    now have a deathball

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    he guy charging forward with the bayonet right next to the deathball really makes it

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    btw "The Space Devastator" is the palace from which i post

    "Space Devastator" also known as "my Step-Dad Brian's den SHUT UP BRIAN I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WOULD WASH THE FUCKING CAR THIS FUCKING AFTERNOON I'M BUSY WITH A RAID GOD I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD"

    I knew a dude like this growing up. It was always awkward going over to his house.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbE2SMCK5Q0

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    now have a deathball

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    he guy charging forward with the bayonet right next to the deathball really makes it

    Well that's what tanks were for in WW1

    Presumably also Deathballs

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    But that guy is hilarious Rolo.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Neli wrote: »
    one more deathray for the road:

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    "death sounds"

    super sonic sound wave.


    a sound

    that travels faster

    than sound.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    retro popular science is amazing

    i need more

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    btw "The Space Devastator" is the palace from which i post

    "Space Devastator" also known as "my Step-Dad Brian's den SHUT UP BRIAN I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WOULD WASH THE FUCKING CAR THIS FUCKING AFTERNOON I'M BUSY WITH A RAID GOD I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD"

    I knew a dude like this growing up. It was always awkward going over to his house.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbE2SMCK5Q0

    Holy shit he sucks at that game...

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    But that guy is hilarious Rolo.

    I love that video so much

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Also, it's interesting that in most of these artist drawings they are attacking civilians and cities.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    But that guy is hilarious Rolo.

    I love that video so much

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC8qMkX3hDI

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I love how the last page of every Popular Science is a cover from sixty years ago with some crazy bullshit on it. Nowadays though? All that crazy bullshit they put on the covers is bound to happen.

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