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[Mini] Murder Most Phalla, a tale of Sherlock Holmes - VILLAGE WIN (Day 6)

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    iiiiiinteresting

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  • SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Day 1 has ended... narration will follow.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    How...curious.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    mmmm.... quite....

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Indeed.

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Indubitably

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Astounding old paint.

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  • SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Day 2 - Murder Most Foul

    Headline News - Murder Spree Scares Londonites!
    by: Langdale Pike
    The grisly murder of the previous night had shocked the genteel folks of high society, but four more murders the following night would spread gossip as far as Paris, France. Scarlet Ringlet (Ringo) was found with her throat ripped out, inside her pack in the seedy side of London. Her body looked as if a beast the size of a horse had taken a few bites out of it, but Inspectors from Scotland Yard were unable to locate any paw prints surrounding the shanty.

    Another whore was found, spread eagled in a dark alley with her throat slit and genitals mutilated. Rumors of a serial killer are already spreading amongst the citizens of London. In what was a bad night for ladies of the night, a third prostitute was beaten and left to die amidst trash and filth outside a spike where dockworkers and members of the local gangs are known to hangout. Displeasure for services rendered is assumed to be the impetus for the beating. It is not known if Miss Alegis will survive her wounds.

    In other news, the well known friend and trusted partner of Sherlock Holmes was severely injured in a shoot-out with a gange of well-armed goons. The ambush took place at the corner of Baker Street and 4th Avenue just after sunset. The good doctor and Mr. Holmes were set upon by their assailants in a hail of gunfire. Several citizens were slain by the pitched gun battle. The timely arrival of coppers in their armored growlers drove off the goons.

    Mr. Watson is not expected to live through the night. Funeral arrangements pending his death will be handled through the esteemed gentlemen of Harkin's Mortuary.

    The Dead
    Ringo (Toffer) - Throat ripped out and body mangled by bite marks of an unusual size
    Dunadan019 (Toffer) - Throat slit and genitals mutilated
    Alegis (Ladybird) - Beaten and left to die amidst trash and filth
    Notch (Dr. Watson) - Killed in a shootout with well-armed goons

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    nooo... not my genitals!

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  • SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    All pm's are out.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Are you serious? Watson's dead already? Damn.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man, who goes after Watson. Fiends.

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Looks like we got Stupid Watson.

    *Sniff* He was probably on his way to see Sherlock.

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  • NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    OoooOooOoOOOoo

    :[


    OooooOOOoOOOo

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  • DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!

    You killed Watson you....Silly geese!

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  • TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So apparently we get to vote on who gets their throat ripped out. Neat!

    So it looks like:

    Ringo - Vote
    Duna - SK
    Alegis - Vig
    Notch - Mafia

    How about Demurist. The possibility that Notch intentionally or unintentionally revealed that she was an important special to him would explain the mafia target.

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  • jimtopiajimtopia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Holy crap, we lost Dr. Watson already?

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    jimtopia wrote: »
    Holy crap, we lost Dr. Watson already?

    Maybe the studio couldn't afford Jude Law for the sequel?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    so Duna being genital-mutilated means Jack The Ripper

    that guy loved that shit

    we had a vote, mafia has a kill, Serial killer has a kill, and the vig has a kill

    Teucrian's thing looks sensible enough

    excuse me while I fill my after-breakfast pipe and muse awhile

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What, no stimulating cocaine to help you think?

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    There's nothing badass about cocaine, my friend. Tobacco, on the other hand...

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Clearly you need to read more Sherlock Holmes. I hear the Baker Street resident finds it quite an add to cognition.
    It's amusing how some parts of the stories could never be done today. I especially like how one of the first paints a pretty large religion as a tyrannical cult.

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  • ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It seems no one is safe, and Hell itself boils up onto the streets of the city I love. Danger comes from so many directions I do not know how best to guard myself, and it seems Moriarty himself - who else would brazenly order an assault on Holmes and Watson on the streets, and who else would succeed were so many have failed? - moves openly against London.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    bollocks. Well we better hope Watson wasn't the vig.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    jdarksun wrote: »
    TODO:
    1) Vote
    2) Consult the RNG as to who would kill Notch
    Fix'd.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    OooOOoooOOooO

    what


    oh god fucking damn it. screw you

    OoOOoOOooOOo

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  • SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Only one vote so far? This is... odd.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    SkyCaptain wrote: »
    Only one vote so far? This is... odd.

    Nah this is the start of the work week for a lot of people after a long weekend. Well Americans anyway. So no one has really had time to investigate. Not that there is a lot to go on with day one voting and no real clear bandwagon.

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  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Teucrian is a good lead. An even better one would be finding out who has a vendetta against Notch. Since I haven't played with her much, I don't have that info.

    Does anyone know who has a grudge against Notch?

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    So no one has really had time to investigate.
    Why bother? In the end whoever is Holmes will just show up an make us all look foolish by explaining everything in a big block of exposition.

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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nothing suspicious really jumps out at me.
    !CapFalcon as a guess.

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The Anonymous. Or maybe ebum or Sir Fab, for stereotypical "oh noes" post right after narration was posted.

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  • DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah. Notch and I have a strict, "No talking about phalla IRL" policy. While Teucrian is certainly a goose, I doubt he is mafia.

    Jdark is pinging my radar. He was moderately active yesterday but "forgot" to vote. It could've been too many cervesas on the veranda, or it could be he was preoccupied with mafia proboards. Though he did back me up just now...

    Withholding my vote until something good pops up.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i dunno who to vote forrrrrr

    sooooooooo


    dogbone

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mr. D

    I really got nothing.

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  • ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    jdarksun's initial post after missing yesterday just feels... awkward. I have nothing concrete against him, but it just reads as if he's trying too hard.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    !Raneados for jumping a bandwagon late.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i dunno who to vote forrrrrr

    sooooooooo


    dogbone

    Is this cause I voted for you yesterday? 8-)

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i don't buy the teucrian bandwagon, they've always been good about not talking shop with each other

    elightenedbum, I'll vote for you at a later day if i don't get any hunches, mainly because of revenge voting, as I am wont to do, but also because that's not what happened :x ringo has like 3 votes when i voted for him arrgh i will cut out your loins

    and I will vote for Toxic Toys because of REASONS that are SHAKY AT BEST

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