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[WRAITH VICTORY!!!!!!!] KoPv.1: The Caves of Phalla

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Locus wrote: »
    Everyone remember what happened last time the guy who was talking all crazy got killed? That's right, you missed out on several more days of hilarious hijinks. I'm looking at you, Saburbia.

    Man that was like how many phallas ago?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So do I have my Time Zones right? Did voting just end?

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    No dude... it's only nine central time. Another two hours

    Plutonium on
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ummm... two more hours, I think. Three? One? Negative four? Zero? I'm not sure, to be honest.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So do I have my Time Zones right? Did voting just end?

    No sir, we still have an hour and a half. EDIT: Rather, 2 hours. My computer's clock is super fast.

    11 central time.

    Anthrax! Please. on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Hello. Posting saying I am here.

    I won't be bandwagoning this evening because I don't know anybody well enough to think they deserve death. Unless someone can convince me :winky:
    Squasha claimed to be a special, converted the seer, and used him against us last game. He's a conniving bastard and if he's bad again, we need to get him out of the way now.

    If he's good, though...well, fuck, sorry dude.

    Get it right, genius.

    I was a badguy last game and claimed to be a special when I wasn't.

    The commies (of which I was one) converted someone (who I kinda didn't want to convert) who claimed to be the seer, but wasn't.

    It was kind of hard to use him against you when he wasn't really a seer, but y'all believed him. The tough part was taking out the real seers.

    Squashua on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    No dude... it's only nine central time. Another two hours

    Right, I don't know why but Central Time is my bane. I can never get it through my head.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Hello. Posting saying I am here.

    I won't be bandwagoning this evening because I don't know anybody well enough to think they deserve death. Unless someone can convince me :winky:

    Even though Gnasty never said you die without voting (inactivity), you may was well roll a dice or use a random number generator to vote for someone. Personally, I think you should take whoever sucks the most at Haiku and vote for them.

    Tuxkamen was worst,
    too many syllables. But!
    He speaks Beautiful.

    Ardor wrote:
    The other comment I wanted to use upon seeing this page and the last was, ......what....what is going on in here?

    Truly only gnomes would force us to hear such song and verse or anything that is Haiku.

    Gnomes? They do not rhyme.
    They explode dangerously.
    Killing innocents.

    Last Son on
  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm not lying low this game, I swear. I've just been sick all day.

    Since I'd like Munkus to play past day 1, I'll go with the ever reliable vote for the person who posted above me.

    !vote Anaximander

    Munkus, if you're a gnome, uhhh, no hard feelings right :P.

    Celebrim on
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Celebrim wrote: »
    I'm not lying low this game, I swear. I've just been sick all day.

    Since I'd like Munkus to play past day 1, I'll go with the ever reliable vote for the person who posted above me.

    !vote Anaximander

    Munkus, if you're a gnome, uhhh, no hard feelings right :P.

    Okay. Yeah. But there are three posts there. Between our posts.

    Anthrax! Please. on
  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Details....

    Celebrim on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Gnomes? They do not rhyme.
    They explode dangerously.
    Killing innocents.

    Uhm, aren't you writing in the non-rhyming style?

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I had a feeling all day at work that this had started.

    For my vote, which has no real substance, !vote TehSpectre for death

    He's my mortal enemy.

    Shamus on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Celebrim wrote: »
    I'm not lying low this game, I swear. I've just been sick all day.

    Since I'd like Munkus to play past day 1, I'll go with the ever reliable vote for the person who posted above me.

    !vote Anaximander

    Munkus, if you're a gnome, uhhh, no hard feelings right :P.

    Okay. Yeah. But there are three posts there. Between our posts.

    Eh, Munkus is still alive in Les Mis phalla. Too bad everyone else is and it's falling to record levels of inactivity because it's so fucking boring.

    Edit: Sorry Ardor, you're dead in that one now.

    Plutonium on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Gnomes? They do not rhyme.
    They explode dangerously.
    Killing innocents.

    Uhm, aren't you writing in the non-rhyming style?

    That sounds very gnomish Last Son. Perhaps you'd like to offer up an explanation as to why you just told everyone that you classify yourself as a zone. Do you plan on exploding and killing innocents sometime soon?

    EDIT: Re: Plutonium eh, I did my best, I found out the cards played against me is all.

    Ardor on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Since I'm probably going to die tonight, but I haven't been 100% wrong in most of my findings in prior Phallas when I've been a Villager, (Drez in Vampire Phalla and a couple others in Voyage to Phalla (Cantide was Buzz Buzz's call) ), I present:

    [size=+1]A LADY ERI STYLE ANALYSIS[/size]
    by Squash[size=+1]u[/size]a

    With almost 170 posts to go on, I (as a Human) have come to the following conclusions:

    Probably Specials - they are non-human races that have to post in a literary fashion:
    Munkus Beaver
    Last Son

    Though Tuxkamen did post that way for a bit, there were a couple non-literary, so he's likely just fucking around with Last Son.

    Probably Human
    HylianBunny - from his initial confused post re: Gnasty and the 8 humans PM (or was that "cover")
    Infidel - in general, a "feel" from his posts.

    Possibly Non-Villager
    Tabasco - n00b jumping on a bandwagon without prior evidence
    Saburbia - voting for himself and posting about having to make an effort to read when there are less than 50 posts
    frandelgearslip - using (and maintaining) my obviously false "gnomesniffer" post as "evidence" of my "duplicity" : standard "spy" tactic.
    Paranoia833 - making fun of Munkus Beaver; going after Otakud00d who has no suspicion.

    Unless this post sways votes onto a "suspect", I can only possibly change my vote to Cantide in an effort to save myself, but I'll hold out to see if anyone makes any real decisions.

    I'm not sure why there is a bandwagon against Cantide; he hasn't done anything notably wrong except for forgetting about this Phalla and "not" voting on the "Squashua bandwagon". :winky:

    Squashua on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    A friend,
    Sleeping in a sack of potatoes.
    Where are the potatoes?
    Windmills, drying in the sun.

    Frosteey on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jdarksun wrote:
    Man. Nobody's done anything super incriminating.

    I !vote Plutonium, for teaching me never to trust anyone, ever, in a Phalla.

    You're saying that like it's a bad thing.

    Plutonium on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Gnomes? They do not rhyme.
    They explode dangerously.
    Killing innocents.

    Uhm, aren't you writing in the non-rhyming style?

    That sounds very gnomish Last Son. Perhaps you'd like to offer up an explanation as to why you just told everyone that you classify yourself as a zone. Do you plan on exploding and killing innocents sometime soon?

    EDIT: Re: Plutonium eh, I did my best, I found out the cards played against me is all.

    Zone? What do you mean?
    That makes no sense man, explain.
    I do not explode.

    Last Son on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Gnomes? They do not rhyme.
    They explode dangerously.
    Killing innocents.

    Uhm, aren't you writing in the non-rhyming style?

    That sounds very gnomish Last Son. Perhaps you'd like to offer up an explanation as to why you just told everyone that you classify yourself as a gnome. Do you plan on exploding and killing innocents sometime soon?

    EDIT: Re: Plutonium eh, I did my best, I found out the cards played against me is all.

    Zone? What do you mean?
    That makes no sense man, explain.
    I do not explode.

    Fixed. That's what happens when you are both tired and on ventrilo at the same time while posting. Oh, and your name has to be Ardor too apparently.

    Ardor on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Probably Specials - they are non-human races that have to post in a literary fashion:
    Munkus Beaver
    Last Son
    You know, Munkus said he was going to do the Japanese tourist thing before this thread started, right?

    ...he also planned the "random" shooting of himself in the head in Phallanoia.

    If you can find that "I'm turning Japanese" post from Munkus, you'll exhonerate him from the "specials" list.
    He's not on the "suspect" list though, so it's kind of moot.
    I'm not saying blindly follow anyone; this is just an analysis of everything we have to go on so far, which is not much at this point.

    And about that Les Miz Phalla; man, I am so glad I didn't sign for that, it looks very complicated.

    Plus, I'm pretty sure that many other players have not yet posted to play. I'm not sure of the counts. Plus, I'm not sure of the vote counts.

    Squashua on
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I just want to let everyone know that I will be roleplaying this game as a Japanese Tourist.

    I need someone to play my Japanese wife.

    Anthrax! Please. on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Well when your on the go you don't have time to read a couple of pages, unless you wanted me to join the bandwagon that is.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Well when your on the go you don't have time to read a couple of pages, unless you wanted me to join the bandwagon that is.

    Nah, it's just that you had time to post and complain that you didn't have time to read the thread, but there were only like what, 30 posts in the thread at that time?

    Who says that?

    Squashua on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Well when your on the go you don't have time to read a couple of pages, unless you wanted me to join the bandwagon that is.

    Nah, it's just that you had time to post and complain that you didn't have time to read the thread, but there were only like what, 30 posts in the thread at that time?

    Who says that?

    Hmm I guess I was only half way through page 2. But I was only online to make a post and go to school. Wasn't sure what the voting closing period was so I just threw out a vote. :P

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Well when your on the go you don't have time to read a couple of pages, unless you wanted me to join the bandwagon that is.

    So what exactly was your plan if there'd only been like five posts? How would it have been so much better than blindly following a bandwagon?

    Frosteey on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Well when your on the go you don't have time to read a couple of pages, unless you wanted me to join the bandwagon that is.

    So what exactly was your plan if there'd only been like five posts? How would it have been so much better than blindly following a bandwagon?

    I smell gnome.

    Dirty, stinking, gnome.

    Shamus on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Well when your on the go you don't have time to read a couple of pages, unless you wanted me to join the bandwagon that is.

    So what exactly was your plan if there'd only been like five posts? How would it have been so much better than blindly following a bandwagon?

    What do you mean plan? I don't really get what your getting at with that post. :/

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote:
    steve-holt.jpg

    'sup Gnome

    Plutonium on
  • tormentedsoultormentedsoul Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Does anyone have an updated vote list?

    I just got home from work and I'm trying to catch up on all of the posts.

    tormentedsoul on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Last Son wrote:
    steve-holt.jpg

    'sup Gnome

    oh god, so evil, so very evil

    Shamus on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Just vote for Squashua for living through grudge phalla. That seems to be the plan.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Does anyone have an updated vote list?

    I just got home from work and I'm trying to catch up on all of the posts.

    Mainly lots of votes for squash, a couple for cantide, than lots of single votes for random people. Usual first day stuff.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Just vote for Squashua for living through grudge phalla. That seems to be the plan.

    You shut up. It's your own damn fault you decided to moderate it instead of play, you wussie.

    Squashua on
  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think I'm gonna !vote for Anaximander, since no one's voting for Munkus. Anaxinangnmnsd is voting for a guy who seems like a special, and since we don't know which side that special is on, it's probably best not to vote for him just yet. Plus, if Last Son is of a different race, killing him only helps the cult win. Heck, Anajnasdnfk may be a cultist himself. Probably not, but his vote makes sense if he is one.

    Buzz Buzz on
  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Since its first day and all, I'm going to go pull out a RNG and have it pick somebody for me. :D

    Kilnaga on
    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Probably Specials - they are non-human races that have to post in a literary fashion:
    Munkus Beaver
    Last Son
    You know, Munkus said he was going to do the Japanese tourist thing before this thread started, right?

    ...he also planned the "random" shooting of himself in the head in Phallanoia.

    If you can find that "I'm turning Japanese" post from Munkus, you'll exhonerate him from the "specials" list.
    He's not on the "suspect" list though, so it's kind of moot.
    I'm not saying blindly follow anyone; this is just an analysis of everything we have to go on so far, which is not much at this point.

    And about that Les Miz Phalla; man, I am so glad I didn't sign for that, it looks very complicated.

    Plus, I'm pretty sure that many other players have not yet posted to play. I'm not sure of the counts. Plus, I'm not sure of the vote counts.
    As for me the Japanese tourist and the donkey which the thing cannot be said it has played.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Gnomes? They do not rhyme.
    They explode dangerously.
    Killing innocents.

    Uhm, aren't you writing in the non-rhyming style?

    That sounds very gnomish Last Son. Perhaps you'd like to offer up an explanation as to why you just told everyone that you classify yourself as a gnome. Do you plan on exploding and killing innocents sometime soon?

    EDIT: Re: Plutonium eh, I did my best, I found out the cards played against me is all.

    Zone? What do you mean?
    That makes no sense man, explain.
    I do not explode.

    Fixed. That's what happens when you are both tired and on ventrilo at the same time while posting. Oh, and your name has to be Ardor too apparently.

    Gnome Terrorists are
    rude, crude, vile and socially
    unacceptable.

    The poem is beauty.
    Embracing the poem is joy,
    Speaking the poem, bliss.

    Last Son on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Babelfish'd Engrish is the coward's way out. No machine can emulate the broken English that dwells within the heart. Who don't have hearts? Gnomes, Munkus' gnomes.

    Frosteey on
  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    and my RNG says !vote Last Son.

    Kilnaga on
    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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