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[Phalla] Phallsburgh, MA - Day 9: Village victory! Finally...
Demurist
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Welcome to the sleepy little hamlet of
Phallsburgh, Massachusetts!
Phallsburgh, Massachusetts!
The year is 1842. This little village has yet to be touched by the factories and big brick buildings of the Industrial Revolution, though the child labor laws, passed last March, are still upheld.
Phallsburghian life is primarily influenced by the local farms. There is a market, a general store, a bakery, a butcher shop, and even the candlestick maker is still in business. A new university has opened up recently nearby and the young people of Phallsburgh now have an opportunity that few have had before.
The denizens of this fair town are happy toiling about their lives the way their families have for generations. They work throughout the week and attend church service every Sunday.
Life seems perfect in Phallsburgh.
But strange things have begun to happen. Unexplainable things. Livestock has turned up dead and cut to pieces. Some citizens have started falling ill from unknown causes. And unseen vandals have been running amuck.
The people of Phallsburgh are getting restless…
This phalla uses the village v. mafia template. This game may employ some non-standard mechanics. To learn more about Phalla, click here. There is no source material for this game. Everything is an original work of yours truly.
Each day there will be a !red vote to eliminate one player. There will also be a !green vote to give a player a public seering in the following day’s narration.
Vote close is at 11:00 PM CDT.
Inactivity results in being removed from the game.
There will be no screen caps or copying of role PMs.
The host, Mr. Mayor, must be privy to all proboards.
!Sign-ups are in bold lime and they begin now.
Clarification requests in bold orange.
The player cap is 60.
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1. [strike]The Anonymous[/strike]: Withdrawn
2. [strike]kime[/strike]-Villager: Consumed by mysterious illness
3. [strike]Reverend Farangu[/strike]-Villager; Clergyman: Found in his rectory, stabbed multiple times
4. [strike]Capfalcon[/strike]- Villager: Consumed by mysterious illness
5. [strike]jimtopia[/strike]-Villager: Hanged in the town square
6. [strike]abotkin[/strike]-Villager: Hanged in the towns square
7. [strike]romanqwerty[/strike]-Villager: Hung in the town square
8. [strike]daniant[/strike]-Villager: Shot dead on her way to the execution and her exoneration
9. [strike]mascara305[/strike]-Villager: Burned at the stake
10. [strike]CaptainPlanet82[/strike]-Heretic: Gunned down in the university courtyard
11. jdarksun
12.[strike] bratr[/strike]-Villager; Preacher's Wife: Discovered behind the general store with her throat slit.
13. Cleonicus
14. [strike]Spoit[/strike]-Villager: Hanged in the town square
15. [strike]PsychoLarry1[/strike]-Villager: Beaten to death at his general store
16. The Cow King
17. [strike]Infidel[/strike]-Villager: Found dead with numerous stab wounds
18. [strike]SkyCaptain[/strike]-Villager: Shot dead in his home
19. MrBlarney
20. [strike]Zandracon[/strike]-Villager: Consumed by a mysterious illness
21. [strike]Toxic Toys[/strike]-Heretic: Vanished from the town in the middle of the night without a trace
22. Alegis
23. [strike]Dunadan019[/strike]-Murderous Madman: Found dead in an old tool shed outside town, throat slit wide open
24. Ebfan
25. [strike]REG Rysk[/strike]-Heretic: Vanished from the town in the middle of the night without a trace
26. [strike]Malkor[/strike]-Villager: Consumed by a mysterious illness
27. [strike]ShadowThomas[/strike]-Villager: Consumed by a mysterious illness
28. MacGuffin
29. Kias
30. Phyphor
31. [strike]Rend[/strike]-Villager: Vanished from the town in the middle of the night without a trace
32. Keika
33. [strike]shalmelo[/strike]-Villager: Stabbed multiple times in his bed
34. [strike]Egos[/strike]-Villager: Found lying on his porch with a slit throat
35. [strike]LoserForHireX[/strike]-Villager: Vanished from the town in the middle of the night without a trace
36. [strike]Sir Fabulous[/strike]-Village Idiot: Beaten to death behind the tavern
37. [strike]Void Slayer[/strike]-Villager: Beaten to death by the stables
38. [strike]cheez[/strike]-Heretics: Found in the university garden with a slit throat
39. lonelyahava
40. Mordoth
41. Rawkking Goodguy
42. [strike]Daius[/strike]-Villager: Vanished from the town in the middle of the night without a trace
43. [strike]Mr. Defecation[/strike]-Villager: Consumed by a mysterious illness
44. Darian
45. AkimboLegs
46. [strike]The Dagon[/strike]-Villager; Clergyman: Hanged in the town square
47. adventfalls
48. MaxFrost
49. eeccccoo tthhee ddoollpphhiinn
50. [strike]FrostMist[/strike]-Heretic: Vanished from the town in the middle of the night without a trace
51. chamberlain
52. samurai6966
53. [strike]simulacrum[/strike]-Villager: Found next to the general store, stabbed multiple times
54. durax
All PMs regarding this phalla, including actions and the like, will go through Mr. Mayor. I will be keeping track of the players list and documenting narrations, but I really must see to my wife. She is not well.
Reserves (as if it matters):
1. Megatin
2. Crumble
Narrations
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6
Day 7
Day 8
Day 9
Day 9: Alternate ending
Day 9: Alternate ending: Alternate ending
Role PMs
Player's List w/ Roles
Clarifications
1.If the vote is not first, does it trickle?
What happens in the event of a tie vote?
What exactly do you mean by "non-standard mechanics"?
I'm guessing thralls? and Death Millers?
Will there be conversions?
Who will have them?
How many times will they be used?
Will they effect our goals and ambitions in real life?
Because, like, that would be weird.
Am I your favorite?
Did you ever have a sexual relationship with that woman?
Right?
2.What is the order of actions?
(We can delete our posts if you'd like.)
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Which, of course, means I'll be staying at the B&B.
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If the vote is not first, does it trickle?
What happens in the event of a tie vote?
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I'd start kicking myself.
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Vlad.
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I'll take it from here Mr. Demurist. You go tend to your wife.
Designated actions happen first.
Clarification denied!
Clarification denied!
Ah yes of course.
Clarification denied!
It certainly wasn't based on support of FOIA.
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Meaning... actions we take?
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I mean, hard labor at a fabric mill. Wrong century.
On the plus side, I've been to Lowell. Do I get extra points for this?
Zithra Melitch in Star Wars: An Empire's End
Jellica in In the Shadow of Zeus
*Tosses an axe* I claim that spot, gonna build my self a big brick building
!not soon enough