Alright, so we have to anticipate what's going to happen tonight. Gnomes are terrorists so much like Voyage to Phalla, they're likely going to blow-the-fuck-up.
Who are they taking out?
Well, Last Son has made himself a good "Special-esque" target.
I wouldn't recommend wasting a seer on him tonight.
Me? I'm dead by vote unless it swings elsewhere, and if it does, well there are enough grudges out there that I likely won't last the night. Plus I'm the only one that I can see who is trying to make some sense out of all this. And that makes me a target.
For now, I !retract my vote for machinegunwilly or minigunjoebob or whatever his name is and ... sigh... !vote for Cantide. I don't think Anaximander is a viable target, and neither is Cantide, and neither is myself, but Anaximander less so than Cantide.
Yeah, as much as I 'started' the 'bandwagon' against 'Cantide', I don't think that he's actually guilty of anything in particular. I just voted for him because he voted for me. That said, he's in no real danger of dying, so I'll leave my vote as is for now -- unless something damning actually comes up against someone.
It didn’t take long for people to start pointing fingers.
“That Squashua guy looked at me funny! He even smells funny!â€
“I’ve never heard of a Gnome-sniffing Dwarf! He must be a Gnome!â€
“I asked him to be my friend and he said no!â€
Soon enough the stranded tourists had formed a circle around Squashua, and someone in the crowd threw a stone, which was then followed by quite a few more stones. By the time the mob had finished with him there wasn’t that much left of him, but everyone did notice that upon death his body remained a human one.
After the tourists realized they had just murdered one of their own, they lost whatever bloodlust they had had earlier and decided to try to sleep for the night. Unfortunately for the tired tourists, they were all rudely awakened by a shout of “THE DRAGON SKELETON DEMON MONSTER THING SHALL RISE AGAIN,†which was soon followed by two bolts of evil green magic-fire (Voldemort-style) flying out of one of the numerous, too-dark-to-see-evil-cultists caverns. Even more unfortunately for Bliss 101and Buzz Buzz, the two bolts of evil green magic-fire were aimed at them and they both promptly died. Neither one of their bodies changed shape (indicating that they were both human), but the tourists couldn’t help but notice that Buzz Buzz’s body seemed to glow a strange blue color, which was soon followed by an unearthly shriek. Just as people began to wonder what that weirdness was all about, a different voice from a different too-dark-to-see-evil-Gnome-terrorists cavern shouted, “GNOME POWER,†and a grenade was lobbed into the crowd. GrimmyTOAand tuxkamen were both blown to bits. At this point the tourists assumed that after all of that carnage there couldn't possibly be any more, so they decided to try to go to sleep for a second time. Their sleep went undisturbed, but waking up held its own surprises. It seemed as if someone had stabbed FunkyWaltDoggin the middle of the night, and, as if to one-up the gruesome stabbing, Last Son’s body was discovered with his heart literally ripped out of his chest.
As the tourists went through the dead’s possessions no one seemed to have anything of interest except from GrimmyTOA, whose backpack contained a copy of the book Resurrecting the Demon Skeleton Monster Thing for Dummies.
THE DEAD Squashua – Human Bliss 101 – Human Buzz Buzz – Human GrimmyTOA – Cultist Tuxkamen – Human FunkyWaltDogg – Human Last Son - Human
but the tourists couldn’t help but notice that Buzz Buzz’s body seemed to glow a strange blue color, which was soon followed by an unearthly shriek.
Quick note for those with thieving abilities: If you tried to steal from someone and they didn't have anything, you won't be receiving a PM. So if you don't hear from me, you didn't get anything.
Quick note for those with thieving abilities: If you tried to steal from someone and they didn't have anything, you won't be receiving a PM. So if you don't hear from me, you didn't get anything.
Damnit, I was wondering why I didn't get a..oh shi-
Quick note for those with thieving abilities: If you tried to steal from someone and they didn't have anything, you won't be receiving a PM. So if you don't hear from me, you didn't get anything.
Damnit, I was wondering why I didn't get a..oh shi-
Quick note for those with thieving abilities: If you tried to steal from someone and they didn't have anything, you won't be receiving a PM. So if you don't hear from me, you didn't get anything.
Damnit, I was wondering why I didn't get a..oh shi-
Hmm..I !zap..oh shit, wrong game.
You sonofa, I just noticed you voted for me!
I !vote Shamus for stonege(age?).
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Quick note for those with thieving abilities: If you tried to steal from someone and they didn't have anything, you won't be receiving a PM. So if you don't hear from me, you didn't get anything.
Damnit, I was wondering why I didn't get a..oh shi-
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Who are they taking out?
Well, Last Son has made himself a good "Special-esque" target.
I wouldn't recommend wasting a seer on him tonight.
Me? I'm dead by vote unless it swings elsewhere, and if it does, well there are enough grudges out there that I likely won't last the night. Plus I'm the only one that I can see who is trying to make some sense out of all this. And that makes me a target.
For now, I !retract my vote for machinegunwilly or minigunjoebob or whatever his name is and ... sigh... !vote for Cantide. I don't think Anaximander is a viable target, and neither is Cantide, and neither is myself, but Anaximander less so than Cantide.
Stop voting for Last Son.
Very well, my kind does not die.
We live in the Poem
If you do kill me
the poem will inhabit you
and you will know bliss.
Sounds good to me I !vote for Squashua
I will now start a bandwagon against someone from this list that I think has a viable chance of being a Human Unfriendly.
I !vote frandelgearslip to be gnome-punted.
C'mon, everyone, I have a good feeling about this bandwagon.
I dunno, with how busy it's been in here... Last five minutes could be critical.
Bah. He's likely as not a human. I'll take whatever lumps I get for not voting.
The write-up will be posted soon.
“That Squashua guy looked at me funny! He even smells funny!â€
“I’ve never heard of a Gnome-sniffing Dwarf! He must be a Gnome!â€
“I asked him to be my friend and he said no!â€
Soon enough the stranded tourists had formed a circle around Squashua, and someone in the crowd threw a stone, which was then followed by quite a few more stones. By the time the mob had finished with him there wasn’t that much left of him, but everyone did notice that upon death his body remained a human one.
After the tourists realized they had just murdered one of their own, they lost whatever bloodlust they had had earlier and decided to try to sleep for the night. Unfortunately for the tired tourists, they were all rudely awakened by a shout of “THE DRAGON SKELETON DEMON MONSTER THING SHALL RISE AGAIN,†which was soon followed by two bolts of evil green magic-fire (Voldemort-style) flying out of one of the numerous, too-dark-to-see-evil-cultists caverns. Even more unfortunately for Bliss 101 and Buzz Buzz, the two bolts of evil green magic-fire were aimed at them and they both promptly died. Neither one of their bodies changed shape (indicating that they were both human), but the tourists couldn’t help but notice that Buzz Buzz’s body seemed to glow a strange blue color, which was soon followed by an unearthly shriek. Just as people began to wonder what that weirdness was all about, a different voice from a different too-dark-to-see-evil-Gnome-terrorists cavern shouted, “GNOME POWER,†and a grenade was lobbed into the crowd. GrimmyTOA and tuxkamen were both blown to bits. At this point the tourists assumed that after all of that carnage there couldn't possibly be any more, so they decided to try to go to sleep for a second time. Their sleep went undisturbed, but waking up held its own surprises. It seemed as if someone had stabbed FunkyWaltDogg in the middle of the night, and, as if to one-up the gruesome stabbing, Last Son’s body was discovered with his heart literally ripped out of his chest.
As the tourists went through the dead’s possessions no one seemed to have anything of interest except from GrimmyTOA, whose backpack contained a copy of the book Resurrecting the Demon Skeleton Monster Thing for Dummies.
THE DEAD
Squashua – Human
Bliss 101 – Human
Buzz Buzz – Human
GrimmyTOA – Cultist
Tuxkamen – Human
FunkyWaltDogg – Human
Last Son - Human
Night 1? But...but...I just got here...
ooooooOOOOoooooooo
I was looking forward to this one, tooooOOOooOoooooo.....
Squashua didn't outlive me. I die content.
OOOooooooOOOOOOOOO
"There are an unknown number of specials present in this game, and they are not all necessarily on your side."
It looks like we have neutrals who are adept at murder.
Good. Very good.
The narration also seemed to imply that the two gnome kills were random non-gnomes. Is that a possibility?
Edit: With the strangeness that has been rampant so far, I wouldn't put it past Gnasty to make the badguys unable to choose their targets.
Hmm..I !zap..oh shit, wrong game.
Heart-ripper-freak, I hate you.
I'm busy kicking ass and taking names else where, so fuck the Haiku.
Not everything is as it seems.
I !vote Shamus for stonege(age?).
Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
Tch, that was the first night throwaway vote!
Now, let's form a network..
Planeswalker
Will of the Council - Starting with you, each player votes for death goblin.
I !retract Shamus and !stone Anaximander.
Not hardly. I am just amazed that our numbers diminished so fast. A fact I see that you're comfortable with!
I !vote TehSpectre, for being so okay with 7 out of 47 people dying. Seriously, if you are so comfortable with death you must be a killer.
Planeswalker
Will of the Council - Starting with you, each player votes for death goblin.
You are so bloodthirsty. Why is that? One heart isn't enough for you?
Planeswalker
Will of the Council - Starting with you, each player votes for death goblin.
Damn gnomes.
Election fraud is rampant within the Caves, it appears.