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PAX, in which Faynor gives toothy BJs

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    well rarely have I never

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    kind of like a shitty space opera starring bad actors and also Alec Guinness

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh man, gil, I went to the star wars panel at pax

    it was hilarious

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    it was like

    *shows screen of star wars mmo with wooden animations and lagging screens all the while players are pressing a single button over and over again*

    *ejaculate slowly fills beneroya hall until the building's foundation ruptures, washing seattle in the unwashed masses' semen*

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Like, the Star Wars MMO didn't even look like a WoW knockoff, it wasn't even that polished and people still lost their shit

    And I think Kate said she was interviewing one of the guys, talking about how MMOs need to have a very fluid and lasting experience to feel important, something you can change and affect and the guy was like "yeah you're stupid we have like 15 planets to explore so"

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I used to exclusively read Star Wars literature

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  • AzadIsCoolAzadIsCool Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It's really cute how you are talking to yourself on a thread about you.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    how about this is just a page where I talk about star wars

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    a terrible quadrapost

    e: in terms of subject matter, here

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I used to read Star Trek literature

    we must be enemies

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor, when did you start posting really actively? Because you have almost double the posts I do.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I remember when I went on that video conference thing and CD and Roman started arguing about Star Wars

    that is enough of that story

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  • KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    How 'bout Azad shuts up so I can keep listening to Faynor

    Your last post was quite funny, dear sir, please continue.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    seriously star wars mmo is going to suck

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So has there been any photodumps yet? I'm eager to see more pictures.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Like, the Star Wars MMO didn't even look like a WoW knockoff, it wasn't even that polished and people still lost their shit

    And I think Kate said she was interviewing one of the guys, talking about how MMOs need to have a very fluid and lasting experience to feel important, something you can change and affect and the guy was like "yeah you're stupid we have like 15 planets to explore so"

    Wait, the Bioware one?
    Fuck...

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    when did I ever argue about star wars

    you are posting false information!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm uncertain to be honest, Baroque

    I also tend to make multiple posts in a short span of time like so

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    when did I ever argue about star wars

    you are posting false information!

    oh wait I think I got you mixed up with goatmon

    you guys have a kinda similar hair thing happening in your face region

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Like, the Star Wars MMO didn't even look like a WoW knockoff, it wasn't even that polished and people still lost their shit

    And I think Kate said she was interviewing one of the guys, talking about how MMOs need to have a very fluid and lasting experience to feel important, something you can change and affect and the guy was like "yeah you're stupid we have like 15 planets to explore so"

    Wait, the Bioware one?
    Fuck...

    Yeah, after actually playing Guild Wars 2, I couldn't be less excited for the KOTOR MMO

    they're really trying to sell the brand, too, discussing specific things like invading one of Revan's ancient fortresses or someshit

    people are going to play it just to try and get some closure and I expect they'll be sorely disappointed

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I don't think I've ever seen an actual picture of Goatmon

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    when did I ever argue about star wars

    you are posting false information!

    oh wait I think I got you mixed up with goatmon

    you guys have a kinda similar hair thing happening in your face region

    the worst case of mistaken identity

    oh I thought you were goatmon

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Like, the Star Wars MMO didn't even look like a WoW knockoff, it wasn't even that polished and people still lost their shit

    And I think Kate said she was interviewing one of the guys, talking about how MMOs need to have a very fluid and lasting experience to feel important, something you can change and affect and the guy was like "yeah you're stupid we have like 15 planets to explore so"

    Wait, the Bioware one?
    Fuck...

    Yeah, after actually playing Guild Wars 2, I couldn't be less excited for the KOTOR MMO

    they're really trying to sell the brand, too, discussing specific things like invading one of Revan's ancient fortresses or someshit

    people are going to play it just to try and get some closure and I expect they'll be sorely disappointed

    Jesus, that is incredibly disappointing.
    I mean I really WANTED to like the first one, but it was terrifyingly bad.
    And I love Bioware, but hearing that is really stupid... that's sort of like the first one.
    "But our game is huge!"
    "Yes but it is boring as FUCK"
    "BUT IT IS HUGE"
    "okay... have fun with that"

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Like, the Star Wars MMO didn't even look like a WoW knockoff, it wasn't even that polished and people still lost their shit

    And I think Kate said she was interviewing one of the guys, talking about how MMOs need to have a very fluid and lasting experience to feel important, something you can change and affect and the guy was like "yeah you're stupid we have like 15 planets to explore so"

    Wait, the Bioware one?
    Fuck...

    Yeah, after actually playing Guild Wars 2, I couldn't be less excited for the KOTOR MMO

    they're really trying to sell the brand, too, discussing specific things like invading one of Revan's ancient fortresses or someshit

    people are going to play it just to try and get some closure and I expect they'll be sorely disappointed

    Jesus, that is incredibly disappointing.
    I mean I really WANTED to like the first one, but it was terrifyingly bad.
    And I love Bioware, but hearing that is really stupid... that's sort of like the first one.
    "But our game is huge!"
    "Yes but it is boring as FUCK"
    "BUT IT IS HUGE"
    "okay... have fun with that"

    during the panel they were like "we have a billion hours of voice recordings!"

    and then when they showed the "interactive group conversations" it was like

    hey will you invade this place please

    okay
    /
    \
    give me money bitch or i'll cut you

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Neville tell them I am nothing like Goatmon!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh, adventures! Could you retrieve my force artifact I've dropped into this dangerous canyon?

    I'll do anything for a price, says Hann S0l0

    Altrisum is for the weak, says Darth Rand

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It was seriously "look at our ingame footage" and then they showed a highlight reel of the exciting parts of the combat and quests (which was mostly jedis jumping and then dice rolls engaging and a guy with a laser gun sitting in the back lazily shooting)

    and then "okay now watch us play"

    and it was really laggy and boring looking

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    but yeah

    Guild Wars 2 was pretty amazing on a $180,000 3D TV and everyone should play it instead of that game

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm going to hold out on KOTOR until the beta, because new MMOs are often extremely unpolished until then.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Will Guild Wars 2 be free to play as long as you own the game like the first one?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Case in point: WoW

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    the proof will be in its actual measured few months of the release

    any other time i'd pass it off as a bunch of buzzwords and bullshit but i have a love of KOTOR that'll have me looking past the fact it's an MMO

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Will Guild Wars 2 be free to play as long as you own the game like the first one?

    buy the game, no monthly fee

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    as a man who thought guild wars 1 was boring as almighty christ, GW2 looks a LOT better

    I think people were envisioning the star wars MMO to be like the trailer

    handy hint: it's not

    I'll welcome it if it's good, absolutely

    but I do not expect it to turn out that way

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Watching a video of some guy playing it at PAX.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Guys you are all going to play GW2 with me okay?

    The 180K 3DTV was pretty boss.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Anjin, I love KOTOR as well, like a lot

    KOTOR 2 will always be my "one that got away" when it comes to all time favorite video games

    and while they certainly have time to improve shit, it was just really underwhelming

    but either way I've made like seventeen posts about it now, so!

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Like, the Star Wars MMO didn't even look like a WoW knockoff, it wasn't even that polished and people still lost their shit

    And I think Kate said she was interviewing one of the guys, talking about how MMOs need to have a very fluid and lasting experience to feel important, something you can change and affect and the guy was like "yeah you're stupid we have like 15 planets to explore so"

    Wait, the Bioware one?
    Fuck...

    Yeah, after actually playing Guild Wars 2, I couldn't be less excited for the KOTOR MMO

    they're really trying to sell the brand, too, discussing specific things like invading one of Revan's ancient fortresses or someshit

    people are going to play it just to try and get some closure and I expect they'll be sorely disappointed

    Jesus, that is incredibly disappointing.
    I mean I really WANTED to like the first one, but it was terrifyingly bad.
    And I love Bioware, but hearing that is really stupid... that's sort of like the first one.
    "But our game is huge!"
    "Yes but it is boring as FUCK"
    "BUT IT IS HUGE"
    "okay... have fun with that"

    during the panel they were like "we have a billion hours of voice recordings!"

    and then when they showed the "interactive group conversations" it was like

    hey will you invade this place please

    okay
    /
    \
    give me money bitch or i'll cut you


    Yeah I mean voice recording is cool. But it means once you do them, you're pretty locked in.
    So if you realize your quests are boring as well, well FFFFFFF because you'd have to redo them AND pay your voice actors to redo their voices etc.

    So they're like "Fuck it, just make more boring planets"

    And CD isn't like Goatmon at all. He's lovable and sweet.
    Think of him like the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland, except with more facial hair!

    And Cataclysm is pretty fucking brilliant.
    No bias here; it's a really sweet expansion. :D

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    guild wars 2 looks pretty goddamn cool. are they keeping free subscription model of the firsT?

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