AegeriTiny wee bacteriumsPlateau of LengRegistered Userregular
edited September 2010
Both Legion dancing and Joker listening to porn are triggered by standing near them for long enough. You don't have to do anything special, they are basically weird idle animations.
Both Legion dancing and Joker listening to porn are triggered by standing near them for long enough. You don't have to do anything special, they are basically weird idle animations.
except they never trigger for me
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OrcaAlso known as EspressosaurusWrexRegistered Userregular
edited September 2010
I can't afford to stand there for 15 minutes waiting for Joker to start watching porn. These batarians aren't going to shoot themselves.
All that scene tells us is that batarians are temporarily prevented from maiming and killing when they're crippled with infection, which suggests a way to deal with them as a species.
Also, a batarian squadmate? Bioware is going to make Shepard play the role of Garrus on the batarian version of the Normandy (the Leviathan). You have to hotbunk with thirty batarians.
Hot and bunk. :winky:
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OrcaAlso known as EspressosaurusWrexRegistered Userregular
edited September 2010
vsove better come through on that airlock interrupt then or I'm airlocking the Bioware team.
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edited September 2010
The Reapers are really all just a hoax put on by the batarians. Well, they used to exist, but they died out for some reason a long time ago, but that Leviathan ship that they found really was a dead Reaper. So they modeled some ships after it and put in some mean VIs.
"Oh man, 'You can't comprehend our existence,' that's a good one Bob'krysk, throw in something about vanguard or harbinger of destruction. This is gonna piss those humans off so bad"
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I honestly expect Bioware is going to pull a Geth (or something very close) with the Batarians as a people in ME3. Hopefully the option will exist not to wake him up.
vsove better come through on that airlock interrupt then or I'm airlocking the Bioware team.
I do keep fearing that just to spite the people who hate Batarians (which should be anyone who can still draw breath) Bioware is going to introduce a Batarian Special Intervention Unit operative who is going to be like someone glued a ninja to James Bond. They'll make him the most selfless and amazing squadmate ever, he'll probably even buy Shepard a non-wacky handling Mako just to ease the tension among the crew.
I honestly expect Bioware is going to pull a Geth (or something very close) with the Batarians as a people in ME3. Hopefully the option will exist not to wake him up.
The paragon option will be to wake him after leaving him one eye.
The renegade option will be to leave him one eye after waking him.
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edited September 2010
I hope they don't add many - if any - new squadmates to ME3. They have a big cast of people there now and they should focus on developing them in the third game.
You know what's going to happen in ME3? Shepard is going to be killed at the very beginning of the game, just to be rescued by a Batarian. And then the writers will make sure to gloss over how all the horrible shit Batarians do, and make you be an errand boy for them. And they'll pointedly make it so you can barely even question the Batarian's motives, much less actually refuse them, until the end of the game, where you can do something to minor inconvenience them, except that Shepard will still crawl back to do their dirty work like a freaking pavlovian dog as soon as he get's an email from the illusive man...err...batarianman
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grunt's recruitment was holy hell this is AWESOME. i didn't die once. it was just me droning, advancing, overloading, meleeing
i'm still a bit shocked myself, but this just proves that engineer has the one class power (drone) that you DO NOT have to put 10 points into. i just put 3 in there, and i'll probably not need to max it for the rest of the game. that's 7 points better used elsewhere :^:
also, neural shock is my new favorite bonus power
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the doors open, Shepard gets this absolutely disgusted look on his/her face and says "Batarians." in a tone of voice that might as well be "Goddamned Batarians!"
What do batarian women look like? Have they ever been shown? I guarantee you bioware is gonna mess with everyone by making them somehow insanely attractive.
They're pretty much jerks at every conceivable opportunity. Quarian fleet hires Batarian contractors? They sell out the schematics to pirates. Humans looking to colonize planets for mining? They fake the survey results.
option 1: the citadel can indoctrinate as well, we see shep fighting against the very people he's trying to protect!
option 2: shepard plays intergalactic nanny and smoothes over all of the interracial problems, resulting in a united fleet setting up a kill zone around the citadel, activating the beacon inside and smushing the reapers that come through.
option 3: shepard convinces everyone to be captured by the reapers and gooed, but not before getting the salarians to biomagically create some sort of genetic modification that allows the newly formed reaper to retain it's memories and then turn on its collegues, saving the next wave of life throughout the galaxy.
regardless of what happens:
at the end of the credits we see everyone rejoicing over dead reapers, the camera pans out of the milky way galaxy, heads over to the next one where we see ... another reaper fleet.
pretty sure ME5 is the one that ends in shepard waking up next to her batarian wife, and telling her all about her mysterious dream...........OR WAS IT???!!?
pretty sure ME5 is the one that ends in shepard waking up next to her batarian wife, and telling her all about her mysterious dream...........OR WAS IT???!!?
her?
what are you on about. shepard is geth, therefore genderless, and henceforth known as it.
I hope they don't add many - if any - new squadmates to ME3. They have a big cast of people there now and they should focus on developing them in the third game.
Except that none of them might make it to ME3 except Kaidan/Ashley. They need at least a few more.
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Once Shepard is king, harsh new laws for batarian obstetricians.
ugh
if cerberus was exclusively anti-batarian I would actually like them
Also, a batarian squadmate? Bioware is going to make Shepard play the role of Garrus on the batarian version of the Normandy (the Leviathan). You have to hotbunk with thirty batarians.
"Oh man, 'You can't comprehend our existence,' that's a good one Bob'krysk, throw in something about vanguard or harbinger of destruction. This is gonna piss those humans off so bad"
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uses his dying breath to curse our species, probably would have tried to shoot if he had a gun
he's an Omega batarian, doubt he runs a flower shop
Wonder what they'll do with all the hints between ME1 and ME2 of crazy people warning about the threat.
I do keep fearing that just to spite the people who hate Batarians (which should be anyone who can still draw breath) Bioware is going to introduce a Batarian Special Intervention Unit operative who is going to be like someone glued a ninja to James Bond. They'll make him the most selfless and amazing squadmate ever, he'll probably even buy Shepard a non-wacky handling Mako just to ease the tension among the crew.
And I'll have to kill myself.
Not that it would make a difference.
The paragon option will be to wake him after leaving him one eye.
The renegade option will be to leave him one eye after waking him.
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they have a prefix, you know
the Vile Batarians
it's actually part of the name of their species
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engineer run on insanity has its ups and downs
kasumi's loyalty was kind of a bitch
zaeed's was easy enough
grunt's recruitment was holy hell this is AWESOME. i didn't die once. it was just me droning, advancing, overloading, meleeing
i'm still a bit shocked myself, but this just proves that engineer has the one class power (drone) that you DO NOT have to put 10 points into. i just put 3 in there, and i'll probably not need to max it for the rest of the game. that's 7 points better used elsewhere :^:
also, neural shock is my new favorite bonus power
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the doors open, Shepard gets this absolutely disgusted look on his/her face and says "Batarians." in a tone of voice that might as well be "Goddamned Batarians!"
come on spoit, nobody can like a batarian
batarians are the only race in the galaxy primitive and stupid enough to still appreciate clunky RPG's with text delivered stories
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You people don't know anything about us!
Because there is nothing to love about them.
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They're pretty much jerks at every conceivable opportunity. Quarian fleet hires Batarian contractors? They sell out the schematics to pirates. Humans looking to colonize planets for mining? They fake the survey results.
They kill almost (but not quite) as many human colonists as Cerberus.
option 1: the citadel can indoctrinate as well, we see shep fighting against the very people he's trying to protect!
option 2: shepard plays intergalactic nanny and smoothes over all of the interracial problems, resulting in a united fleet setting up a kill zone around the citadel, activating the beacon inside and smushing the reapers that come through.
option 3: shepard convinces everyone to be captured by the reapers and gooed, but not before getting the salarians to biomagically create some sort of genetic modification that allows the newly formed reaper to retain it's memories and then turn on its collegues, saving the next wave of life throughout the galaxy.
regardless of what happens:
at the end of the credits we see everyone rejoicing over dead reapers, the camera pans out of the milky way galaxy, heads over to the next one where we see ... another reaper fleet.
no, that doesn't happen until the ME5 credits.
her?
what are you on about. shepard is geth, therefore genderless, and henceforth known as it.
Except that none of them might make it to ME3 except Kaidan/Ashley. They need at least a few more.