So, probably most of you already know about this, but I don't see a thread or anything, and if Sheriff Joe gets his own threads, so should this goose.
A woman named Christine O'Donnell recently won the Republican primary for the senate seat that Biden used to occupy. O'Donnell is a Tea Partier, and the primary opponent she beat, Mike Castle, was a more moderate Republican who was highly favored to win the seat. O'Donnell, on the other hand, is very likely to lose.
Why? Because she's BATSHIT CRAZY. How crazy is she? She wants to stop the whole country from having sex. I'm not exaggerating - Joe Scarborough asked her that exact question during an interview, and she said "Yes."
O'Donnell counts masturbation on her list of sinful sexual acts, for reasons including, and I quote, "[...] if he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?" Apparently, O'Donnell doesn't understand why a man might prefer a woman to his own hand, which seems like wondering why anyone would want cake when they can just eat sugar straight from the box.
She's also concerned with things outside the scope of sexuality, such as mice with human brains. Again, a direct quote: "American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains."
She sees the world in terms of absolute good and absolute evil. Honesty is good and lying is evil, even if Hitler is knocking on the door asking if you're hiding any Jews. (I swear to God, that is also straight from the horse's mouth.)
She also has the typical over-the-right-edge beliefs, including young-earth creationism, condoms don't protect against STDs and AIDS, women should submit to their husbands, overturn Roe v Wade, gays are deviants and shouldn't be upset when we call them that, the ACLU are crypto-communists, visiting the Middle East was great because she wasn't "constantly bombarded with smut all the time," people watch "The Sopranos" for the family element, "Sex and the City" is pornography, Bill Clinton should be tried for murder, Joe Biden is tapping her phones, Sarah Palin is awesome, Bush saved the economy, etc. etc. etc.
Also, she was into witchcraft once. (But she didn't join a coven, so it's cool.)
Think Progress has a sort of quote archive at
http://thinkprogress.org/christine-odonnell-record/. Talking Points Memo's O'Donnell articles are at
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/christine-odonnell/.
Anyone got any other bits to add?
Posts
Gingrich: Anti-Adultery
Vitter: Anti-Prostitution
O'Donnell: Anti-Masturbation
I'll just let you think about that for a second.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
Boo! Get off the stage!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/18/odonnell-witchcraft-politically-incorrect_n_722035.html
Now, I don't particularly care that she dabbled in witchcraft... I'm actually more annoyed that she seems to think that it and satanism are the same thing... but this seems like something the Tea Partiers might not be too into. Oh, also Bill Mahr says he has clips from all 22 of her appearances and will be releasing them each week till she comes on Real Time.
She does have a boyfriend, though. I think.
Bill Mahr irritates me frequently but I kinda like this.
Oh you know, God and Jesus.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
That last one brings up a much more pleasing mental image.
Especially since her name reminds me of Chris O'Donnell
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I love Bill Mahr. He's a smarmy asshole, but he's just SOOOO good at being one.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
... hey, mercury poisoning. Maybe that explains his anti-vaccine craziness!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
In his defense, Mercury is a pretty boring planet. It's definitely no Venus.
Yeah, the anti-vaccine thing is a pretty huge flaw. It made me take the side of Bill Frist when he was on the show... that was completely unforgivable.
Posts like this are just begging for mockery.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
To 4chan! I'm honestly too scared to Google that quote though. Someone else check and tell me it doesn't exist.
Do you have any idea how many baby angels you just killed?
Just an expression, I meant "all the way the fuck in"
So wrong, and yet,
no, still wrong.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
Some of them do!!!
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Some of them even have quillons to aid in dueling.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
...Cockslaps Gone Wild?
Some of them also have suction cups!
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Ew ew ew!
What?
They do!
how else are you supposed to use them in the shower?
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One of my exes had a big black dong that had a suction-cup-like end.
Every once in a while when she was away I'd stick it to the patio window so it would be there when she got home.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
My epee has a suction cup.