I wonder if I should go try to sleep with some girl who is mildly attractive and not very smart. See, because I have this notion that -'m picky, which I kind of am, but I'd be kind of douchenozzle if I was all about being picky but I couldn't land one of the girls I shun if I wanted to.
This may be the worst thing I've read all day.
I think it is good to be aware that pickiness can actually stem from a terrible fear of rejection
incidentally no woman is good enough for me
you don't always have to buy into your mother's opinion on your girlfriends, you know
my mother is desperate for me to get a girlfriend
last summer I took to evening walks for a while and I'm convinced she believed I had a secret girlfriend
In high school my mom would sit me down every year or so for a serious talk about how it's okay to be gay
Having to explain to her that I'm just a nerd was excruciating
When I was like 17 or so, my dad sat me down and said, "Son, if a woman ever takes her clothes off in front of you, just run away."
He's an evangelical Christian and a purported alien abductee, incidentally.
Kender are awesome. They're just hard as hell to for a player to properly play.
You are a bad person. Like Pol Pot or King Leopold bad.
No seriously the problem is the player not the character. Although if a player is capable of playing a Kender, the DM needs to do constant roll checks on his, and his party's inventory.
I wonder if I should go try to sleep with some girl who is mildly attractive and not very smart. See, because I have this notion that -'m picky, which I kind of am, but I'd be kind of douchenozzle if I was all about being picky but I couldn't land one of the girls I shun if I wanted to.
This may be the worst thing I've read all day.
I think it is good to be aware that pickiness can actually stem from a terrible fear of rejection
incidentally no woman is good enough for me
you don't always have to buy into your mother's opinion on your girlfriends, you know
my mother is desperate for me to get a girlfriend
last summer I took to evening walks for a while and I'm convinced she believed I had a secret girlfriend
In high school my mom would sit me down every year or so for a serious talk about how it's okay to be gay
Having to explain to her that I'm just a nerd was excruciating
When I was like 17 or so, my dad sat me down and said, "Son, if a woman ever takes her clothes off in front of you, just run away."
I do remember coming across that magazine looking for articles on snow leopards, sneaking it out of the pile in the garage and jilling furiously thinking about wearing that.
The article was about the spirit of the new millenium; that's a millenium I can get behind.
If you, er, find the August 1974 issue of NatGeo in your garage, mail it to me discreetly, plz.
I don't know Winky well enough to compliment or criticize him.
I will say, though, that if you work towards an accurate perception of yourself, it becomes easier to pick out people who might realistically be potential partners. And if you take that accurate perception of yourself and work on improving your own imperfections, it becomes easier to keep them.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
I don't know Winky well enough to compliment or criticize him.
I will say, though, that if you work towards an accurate perception of yourself, it becomes easier to pick out people who might realistically be potential partners. And if you take that accurate perception of yourself and work on improving your own imperfections, it becomes easier to keep them.
but what if you're trying to understand yourself/
and pinpoint who you are/
but when you finally get it figured out/
you've changed the whole damn plan/
Kender are awesome. They're just hard as hell to for a player to properly play.
You are a bad person. Like Pol Pot or King Leopold bad.
No seriously the problem is the player not the character. Although if a player is capable of playing a Kender, the DM needs to do constant roll checks on his, and his party's inventory.
No, the whole race is oriented towards chaotic stupid. There isn't a non-annoying example of one.
COME BACK WITH A GRANDSON FOR ME
Thank god for my brother. Him having a kid took a huge load off my sister and I.
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Hey, I'm not fishing for compliments, I'm just getting this shit off my chest.
Also you KNOW that if I were a chick, even an ugly one, you'd still be treating me differently.
Not that I mind you being harsh.
But while I'm venting, I think I completely equate my self-worth with women's opinions of me.
I also confuse the names of every woman in my life, but only the women. Freud had to have said something about that.
Well because I know you I decide to rib you for being a silly git. If I heard some girl complaining about her weight I'd probably either try to hide rolling my eyes and change the topic and think less of them or talk to them about gym and diet and shit.
Also, your self-worth should come from, well, your self. :P
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Mori's helped me confront and get past some of my issues
and is certainly helping me improve
just like I hope the same for him (and have faith it will happen if he keeps working at it)
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Kender are awesome. They're just hard as hell to for a player to properly play.
You are a bad person. Like Pol Pot or King Leopold bad.
No seriously the problem is the player not the character. Although if a player is capable of playing a Kender, the DM needs to do constant roll checks on his, and his party's inventory.
No, the whole race is oriented towards chaotic stupid. There isn't a non-annoying example of one.
But that's fine. This can have a place in a game.
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Kender are awesome. They're just hard as hell to for a player to properly play.
You are a bad person. Like Pol Pot or King Leopold bad.
No seriously the problem is the player not the character. Although if a player is capable of playing a Kender, the DM needs to do constant roll checks on his, and his party's inventory.
No, the whole race is oriented towards chaotic stupid. There isn't a non-annoying example of one.
Fishing for compliments is definitely something that I've developed a low tolerance for over the years.
It is seriously like top five most unattractive traits in a person.
What are the other four?
Alternatively, everyone share the Top Five things they hate about people.
You know what's kind of funny? I have a t-shirt with "Hell is other people." on it that I rarely wear, and I really feel like I shouldn't because I think Heaven is other people now.
Like if I think top five traits I hate about people I'm not sure I can come up with any.
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Also I love fishing for compliments. Mori gives me the best compliments. <3<3
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Bleh.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
When I was like 17 or so, my dad sat me down and said, "Son, if a woman ever takes her clothes off in front of you, just run away."
He's an evangelical Christian and a purported alien abductee, incidentally.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Fishing for compliments is definitely something that I've developed a low tolerance for over the years.
No seriously the problem is the player not the character. Although if a player is capable of playing a Kender, the DM needs to do constant roll checks on his, and his party's inventory.
"If an advance is too easy, it's an ambush"
FOR A WALK
WHERE
AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD
WHY DID YOU SHOWER AND SHAVE
BECAUSE I NEEDED TO
If you, er, find the August 1974 issue of NatGeo in your garage, mail it to me discreetly, plz.
:winky:
man
I would replace all of those adjectives with sexy
you are a weird fucker, inqi
I will say, though, that if you work towards an accurate perception of yourself, it becomes easier to pick out people who might realistically be potential partners. And if you take that accurate perception of yourself and work on improving your own imperfections, it becomes easier to keep them.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Well, yes.
which is why I have given up
COME BACK WITH A GRANDSON FOR ME
but what if you're trying to understand yourself/
and pinpoint who you are/
but when you finally get it figured out/
you've changed the whole damn plan/
On the black screen
Hey, I'm not fishing for compliments, I'm just getting this shit off my chest.
Also you KNOW that if I were a chick, even an ugly one, you'd still be treating me differently.
Not that I mind you being harsh.
But while I'm venting, I think I completely equate my self-worth with women's opinions of me.
I also confuse the names of every woman in my life, but only the women. Freud had to have said something about that.
Ugh, getting 4 hours of sleep was a mistake before work today.
No, the whole race is oriented towards chaotic stupid. There isn't a non-annoying example of one.
Thank god for my brother. Him having a kid took a huge load off my sister and I.
hi5
how do people even confuse you two
On the black screen
Well because I know you I decide to rib you for being a silly git. If I heard some girl complaining about her weight I'd probably either try to hide rolling my eyes and change the topic and think less of them or talk to them about gym and diet and shit.
Also, your self-worth should come from, well, your self. :P
and is certainly helping me improve
just like I hope the same for him (and have faith it will happen if he keeps working at it)
It certainly is a change from Elki locking threads at 60 pages
But that's fine. This can have a place in a game.
All credit to my folks, that's honestly one thing I've never had to deal with.
Chaotic stupid has no place in a D&D game.
Oh I used to. I'm pretty sure that when we told my mom that my ex was pregnant, she was more excited then we were.
It has scantily clad girls!
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=128462
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
It is seriously like top five most unattractive traits in a person.
I have been sitting on the [chat] estate for days
I disagree. It can be entertaining.
Only for the player of chaotic stupid. The rest of the group and the DM will be holding back the urge to choke the little fucker.
What are the other four?
Alternatively, everyone share the Top Five things they hate about people.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
You know what's kind of funny? I have a t-shirt with "Hell is other people." on it that I rarely wear, and I really feel like I shouldn't because I think Heaven is other people now.
Like if I think top five traits I hate about people I'm not sure I can come up with any.
It is now a stairway to heaven.
Lots of ocean on this map.
Now, to reach hell.
hm?