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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Seriously, like a woman would sleep with a man shorter then her.

    John Stossel <3 did a 20/20 bit looking into how shallow women-harpies really are. He found several short men (~4' 6") and mixed their profiles in with men of average height and tall men. Then a dozen single women were shown the different profiles and photos and whatnot for potential dates and, predictably, none of them chose the short men. Stossel then beefed up the short men's profiles, saying one was a world-class skier and another was a heart surgeon, and the women still passed over them. "I'm sure he's really sweet but I can't see myself building a life with him." Not one of them showed interest and the short dudes watching the tape afterward looked embarrassed.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    emnmnme on
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    gaaah. the brain baby is kicking again. and i'm going to be working late.

    RiemannLives on
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Lately my 360 is taking a while to start up. I'm concerned that it's on it's last legs.

    It runs fine once it's on, though.

    James on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Seriously, like a woman would sleep with a man shorter then her.

    John Stossel <3 did a 20/20 bit looking into how shallow women-harpies really are. He found several short men (~4' 6") and mixed their profiles in with men of average height and tall men. Then a dozen single women were shown the different profiles and photos and whatnot for potential dates and, predictably, none of them chose the short men. Stossel then beefed up the short men's profiles, saying one was a world-class skier and another was a heart surgeon, and the women still passed over them. "I'm sure he's really sweet but I can't see myself building a life with him." Not one of them showed interest and the short dudes watching the tape afterward looked embarrassed.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    how do those two things have anything to do with each other

    Evil Multifarious on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Games Mori badly wants to play within the month:

    MOAR HALOS
    Recettear
    Civ 5
    Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft
    Knights of the Old Republic

    I'm sure there are plenty I'm just not thinking of as well.

    games I want to play:

    ones with you in them

    you should both get minecraft and make a house together.

    Abdhyius on
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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    woo for needing to take 20 minutes to put out fires on IRC

    #mafia?

    Yep, got hit hard by a botnet spamming on behalf of Albania. Now all passworded up.

    Also, emnmnmne, you can stop any time with that.

    Arivia on
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I know how to make bacon now. My doom is nigh.

    Quid on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Games Mori badly wants to play within the month:

    MOAR HALOS
    Recettear
    Civ 5
    Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft
    Knights of the Old Republic

    I'm sure there are plenty I'm just not thinking of as well.

    games I want to play:

    ones with you in them

    you should both get minecraft and make a house together.

    that is...a fantastic idea. fffffff so many games.

    Arivia on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Seriously, like a woman would sleep with a man shorter then her.

    John Stossel <3 did a 20/20 bit looking into how shallow women-harpies really are. He found several short men (~4' 6") and mixed their profiles in with men of average height and tall men. Then a dozen single women were shown the different profiles and photos and whatnot for potential dates and, predictably, none of them chose the short men. Stossel then beefed up the short men's profiles, saying one was a world-class skier and another was a heart surgeon, and the women still passed over them. "I'm sure he's really sweet but I can't see myself building a life with him." Not one of them showed interest and the short dudes watching the tape afterward looked embarrassed.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    how do those two things have anything to do with each other

    Because when women got liberated they started getting standards and shit, well most women, god damn chicks and their standards.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Seriously, like a woman would sleep with a man shorter then her.

    John Stossel <3 did a 20/20 bit looking into how shallow women-harpies really are. He found several short men (~4' 6") and mixed their profiles in with men of average height and tall men. Then a dozen single women were shown the different profiles and photos and whatnot for potential dates and, predictably, none of them chose the short men. Stossel then beefed up the short men's profiles, saying one was a world-class skier and another was a heart surgeon, and the women still passed over them. "I'm sure he's really sweet but I can't see myself building a life with him." Not one of them showed interest and the short dudes watching the tape afterward looked embarrassed.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    I don't think you know what feminism means.

    Quid on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Games Mori badly wants to play within the month:

    MOAR HALOS
    Recettear
    Civ 5
    Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft
    Knights of the Old Republic

    I'm sure there are plenty I'm just not thinking of as well.

    games I want to play:

    ones with you in them

    you should both get minecraft and make a house together.

    that is...a fantastic idea. fffffff so many games.

    God fucking....fffffffffffffff

    Silas Brown on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    so squarepusher is awesome

    Variable on
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  • SojornSojorn Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Heh. Bullshit stories of bullshit. I like that.

    I got better things to do than lie on the internet. But hey, guys, whatever you want to say. Doesn't make much difference to me.

    The beauty of knowing something is true is not having to really care what other people think about it.

    Sojorn on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    nerdgasmic has integrity

    he won't let me do his chemistry homework for him

    Organichu on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Seriously, like a woman would sleep with a man shorter then her.

    John Stossel <3 did a 20/20 bit looking into how shallow women-harpies really are. He found several short men (~4' 6") and mixed their profiles in with men of average height and tall men. Then a dozen single women were shown the different profiles and photos and whatnot for potential dates and, predictably, none of them chose the short men. Stossel then beefed up the short men's profiles, saying one was a world-class skier and another was a heart surgeon, and the women still passed over them. "I'm sure he's really sweet but I can't see myself building a life with him." Not one of them showed interest and the short dudes watching the tape afterward looked embarrassed.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    I don't think you know what feminism means.

    That's when they don't shave right?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Seriously, like a woman would sleep with a man shorter then her.

    John Stossel <3 did a 20/20 bit looking into how shallow women-harpies really are. He found several short men (~4' 6") and mixed their profiles in with men of average height and tall men. Then a dozen single women were shown the different profiles and photos and whatnot for potential dates and, predictably, none of them chose the short men. Stossel then beefed up the short men's profiles, saying one was a world-class skier and another was a heart surgeon, and the women still passed over them. "I'm sure he's really sweet but I can't see myself building a life with him." Not one of them showed interest and the short dudes watching the tape afterward looked embarrassed.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    woah hey there buddy whaaaaat are you doing

    you should stop and think about this before you take the leap

    there isn't any going back

    Zombiemambo on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Seriously, like a woman would sleep with a man shorter then her.

    John Stossel <3 did a 20/20 bit looking into how shallow women-harpies really are. He found several short men (~4' 6") and mixed their profiles in with men of average height and tall men. Then a dozen single women were shown the different profiles and photos and whatnot for potential dates and, predictably, none of them chose the short men. Stossel then beefed up the short men's profiles, saying one was a world-class skier and another was a heart surgeon, and the women still passed over them. "I'm sure he's really sweet but I can't see myself building a life with him." Not one of them showed interest and the short dudes watching the tape afterward looked embarrassed.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    Except for feminism would remove the notion that men need to be tall to be "men."

    So.

    Swing and a miss.

    Inquisitor on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Seriously, like a woman would sleep with a man shorter then her.

    John Stossel <3 did a 20/20 bit looking into how shallow women-harpies really are. He found several short men (~4' 6") and mixed their profiles in with men of average height and tall men. Then a dozen single women were shown the different profiles and photos and whatnot for potential dates and, predictably, none of them chose the short men. Stossel then beefed up the short men's profiles, saying one was a world-class skier and another was a heart surgeon, and the women still passed over them. "I'm sure he's really sweet but I can't see myself building a life with him." Not one of them showed interest and the short dudes watching the tape afterward looked embarrassed.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    I don't think you know what feminism means.

    That's when they don't shave right?

    see preacher has a handle on it

    it can't be that hard

    Evil Multifarious on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sojorn wrote: »
    Heh. Bullshit stories of bullshit. I like that.

    I got better things to do than lie on the internet. But hey, guys, whatever you want to say. Doesn't make much difference to me.

    The beauty of knowing something is true is not having to really care what other people think about it.

    Apparently you don't have better things to do than defend yourself against false (purportedly) allegations made against yourself in different threads.

    And you don't have better things to do than ego search.

    Teehee.

    Inquisitor on
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    woo for needing to take 20 minutes to put out fires on IRC

    #mafia?

    Yep, got hit hard by a botnet spamming on behalf of Albania. Now all passworded up.

    Also, emnmnmne, you can stop any time with that.

    Crap like that is why Wikepedia is so very bad at subjects I am interested in (eg: history, biblical history, western religions in general etc...)

    You get discussion pages filling up with people arguing over whether the builders of a 10,000 year old monument were "Albanian" or "Turkish". And their "NPOV" thing just means the version on the main page is the halfway point between the various brands of batfuck crazy.

    RiemannLives on
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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    feminism is what makes me shave, actually

    it's fun!

    Arivia on
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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Seriously, like a woman would sleep with a man shorter then her.

    John Stossel <3 did a 20/20 bit looking into how shallow women-harpies really are. He found several short men (~4' 6") and mixed their profiles in with men of average height and tall men. Then a dozen single women were shown the different profiles and photos and whatnot for potential dates and, predictably, none of them chose the short men. Stossel then beefed up the short men's profiles, saying one was a world-class skier and another was a heart surgeon, and the women still passed over them. "I'm sure he's really sweet but I can't see myself building a life with him." Not one of them showed interest and the short dudes watching the tape afterward looked embarrassed.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    how do those two things have anything to do with each other

    Why does a post have John Stossel and <3 in the same quote box?

    Is "<" + "3" the new international emoticon of mustachioed douchebags?

    Deebaser on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I also blame salt and pepper. They sang that song about short dudes right?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Seriously, like a woman would sleep with a man shorter then her.

    John Stossel <3 did a 20/20 bit looking into how shallow women-harpies really are. He found several short men (~4' 6") and mixed their profiles in with men of average height and tall men. Then a dozen single women were shown the different profiles and photos and whatnot for potential dates and, predictably, none of them chose the short men. Stossel then beefed up the short men's profiles, saying one was a world-class skier and another was a heart surgeon, and the women still passed over them. "I'm sure he's really sweet but I can't see myself building a life with him." Not one of them showed interest and the short dudes watching the tape afterward looked embarrassed.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    how do those two things have anything to do with each other

    A bowl of Wheaties is a great part of a complete breakfast.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    emnmnme on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sojorn wrote: »
    Heh. Bullshit stories of bullshit. I like that.

    I got better things to do than lie on the internet. But hey, guys, whatever you want to say. Doesn't make much difference to me.

    The beauty of knowing something is true is not having to really care what other people think about it.

    Apparently you don't have better things to do than defend yourself against false (purportedly) allegations made against yourself in different threads.

    And you don't have better things to do than ego search.

    Teehee.

    Inqui, you don't have the upper hand here.

    Zombiemambo on
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    feminism is what makes me shave, actually

    it's fun!

    are you blaming feminism for your bristling girlstache

    Evil Multifarious on
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Is "fuck feminism" the new "Cartago delenda est"?

    Deebaser on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    yeah i thought emnmnmnme was kidding with the fuck feminism part

    besides

    mori's up to like, my nipples, and isn't arivia my height

    Organichu on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Seriously, like a woman would sleep with a man shorter then her.

    John Stossel <3 did a 20/20 bit looking into how shallow women-harpies really are. He found several short men (~4' 6") and mixed their profiles in with men of average height and tall men. Then a dozen single women were shown the different profiles and photos and whatnot for potential dates and, predictably, none of them chose the short men. Stossel then beefed up the short men's profiles, saying one was a world-class skier and another was a heart surgeon, and the women still passed over them. "I'm sure he's really sweet but I can't see myself building a life with him." Not one of them showed interest and the short dudes watching the tape afterward looked embarrassed.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    how do those two things have anything to do with each other

    A bowl of Wheaties is a great part of a complete breakfast.

    In short, fuck feminism.

    I had a piss shiver and got my boots wet god damn progressives.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    laughing with a mouthful of blood from a little spill I took

    Casual Eddy on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sojorn.

    Were any of the girls you were with porno hot?

    Quid on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    and she wants to bang him like a pot on new year's

    Organichu on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I don't remember mori being especially short, but, compared to VH everyone is tall.

    Inquisitor on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    laughing with a mouthful of blood from a little spill I took

    Sorry noct I don't even know what would make that seem fine and what you should avoid.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Sojorn.

    Were any of the girls you were with porno hot?

    porno hot...meaning they have anal warts?

    Zombiemambo on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    isn't mori like five foot seven

    that's not midget but that's a solid 2-3 inches below average

    Organichu on
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    laughing with a mouthful of blood from a little spill I took

    <3

    Tarranon on
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Sojorn.

    Were any of the girls you were with porno hot?

    hehehe, you read my fucking mind dude.

    RiemannLives on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I would have dated Choco if he were five feet tall. He could give me oral while I brushed my teeth in the morning!

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    being really tall is great

    i get automatic respect

    tall white middle class male

    you guys should try it, if you haven't

    it's awesome

    i'm too big to fail

    Evil Multifarious on
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