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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    isn't mori like five foot seven

    that's not midget but that's a solid 2-3 inches below average

    And if theres someone who knows what its like to be a good 2 to 3 inches below average...

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh man a lavafall

    awesome

    Abdhyius on
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    isn't mori like five foot seven

    that's not midget but that's a solid 2-3 inches below average

    That sounds like a normal height to me.

    emnmnme on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    isn't mori like five foot seven

    that's not midget but that's a solid 2-3 inches below average

    And if theres someone who knows what its like to be a good 2 to 3 inches below average...

    this is masterful

    an assertive, oaky base with a fine, effervescent topnote

    and i'm spent

    Organichu on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Sojorn.

    Were any of the girls you were with porno hot?

    hehehe, you read my fucking mind dude.

    Didn't he end up cheating on her or something and she came in an h/a thread. I swear there was some kind of drama souffle finish.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    yeah i thought emnmnmnme was kidding with the fuck feminism part

    besides

    mori's up to like, my nipples, and isn't arivia my height

    something like that

    honestly, I don't give a shit how tall he is

    as long as I can fall asleep in his arms we're all good

    Arivia on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    isn't mori like five foot seven

    that's not midget but that's a solid 2-3 inches below average

    And if theres someone who knows what its like to be a good 2 to 3 inches below average...

    Which monastic order did you have to live with to learn your skills, preacher?

    Nerdgasmic on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    also, minecraft is like nothing dollars

    actually, right now, it is nothing dollars

    so set up a server and make your house rivs&mori

    Abdhyius on
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I need to find my actual height

    I'm somewhere between 5'6" and 5'10"

    that's a pretty big window

    Zombiemambo on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    isn't mori like five foot seven

    that's not midget but that's a solid 2-3 inches below average

    And if theres someone who knows what its like to be a good 2 to 3 inches below average...

    this is masterful

    an assertive, oaky base with a fine, effervescent topnote

    and i'm spent

    I knew you'd like that. I mean who doesn't like a good "your penis is small" joke. Well other then the hulk.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    how don't you know your height

    doesn't every doctor check it

    Organichu on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    yeah i thought emnmnmnme was kidding with the fuck feminism part

    besides

    mori's up to like, my nipples, and isn't arivia my height

    something like that

    honestly, I don't give a shit how tall he is

    as long as I can fall asleep in his arms we're all good

    he actually has a weird arm thing, too, i'm sorry to say

    they're really short and weak

    he's like a really unimpressive t-rex

    Evil Multifarious on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    laughing with a mouthful of blood from a little spill I took

    That's pretty metal Eddy.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    actually im somewhere between 0 feet tall and infinity feet tall

    Zombiemambo on
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  • SojornSojorn Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sojorn wrote: »
    Heh. Bullshit stories of bullshit. I like that.

    I got better things to do than lie on the internet. But hey, guys, whatever you want to say. Doesn't make much difference to me.

    The beauty of knowing something is true is not having to really care what other people think about it.

    Apparently you don't have better things to do than defend yourself against false (purportedly) allegations made against yourself in different threads.

    And you don't have better things to do than ego search.

    Teehee.

    Indeed. You've caught me.

    I lied. I don't have the clap.

    Sojorn on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    isn't mori like five foot seven

    that's not midget but that's a solid 2-3 inches below average

    And if theres someone who knows what its like to be a good 2 to 3 inches below average...

    Which monastic order did you have to live with to learn your skills, preacher?

    I dunno, one that practices a shit ton of onasism I know that for damn sure.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    also, minecraft is like nothing dollars

    actually, right now, it is nothing dollars

    so set up a server and make your house rivs&mori

    Isn't the multi mode pretty limited compared to the single player though?

    Inquisitor on
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    being really tall is great

    i get automatic respect

    tall white middle class male

    you guys should try it, if you haven't

    it's awesome

    i'm too big to fail

    I am waiting to stop being lanky

    it's going to happen, soon

    I can feel it

    Tarranon on
    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You know, based on skeletal remains, the average male "viking" (Danes etc...) that were reported as hulking giants by monks throughout northwestern europe was 5'7".

    RiemannLives on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    i wish i were like 6'3"

    that seems like a great height

    you're usually the tallest guy in the room, but you don't necessarily have to duck for doorways or shop at specialty stores

    it's about as tall as you can get without many inconveniences, i'd guess

    Organichu on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Sojorn.

    Were any of the girls you were with porno hot?

    hehehe, you read my fucking mind dude.

    Didn't he end up cheating on her or something and she came in an h/a thread. I swear there was some kind of drama souffle finish.

    All I remember about him anymore was that he was one of the few to actually be banned for being too stupid.

    Don't even remember the guy's handle.

    Quid on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    also, minecraft is like nothing dollars

    actually, right now, it is nothing dollars

    so set up a server and make your house rivs&mori

    Isn't the multi mode pretty limited compared to the single player though?

    not that limited but you're invincible

    Abdhyius on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tarranon, if you wanna stop being lanky:

    2010-08-23-beartato-lessreps.png

    Inquisitor on
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Sojorn.

    Were any of the girls you were with porno hot?

    hehehe, you read my fucking mind dude.

    Didn't he end up cheating on her or something and she came in an h/a thread. I swear there was some kind of drama souffle finish.

    All I remember about him anymore was that he was one of the few to actually be banned for being too stupid.

    Don't even remember the guy's handle.

    TangledThornes. Also LibrarianThorne or some such. And he has already attempted to come back a couple other times and got banned for it.

    RiemannLives on
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  • SojornSojorn Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Sojorn.

    Were any of the girls you were with porno hot?

    Are we talking Mischa hot or One Night in Paris hot?

    Because yes.

    Sojorn on
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    being really tall is great

    i get automatic respect

    tall white middle class male

    you guys should try it, if you haven't

    it's awesome

    i'm too big to fail

    I am waiting to stop being lanky

    it's going to happen, soon

    I can feel it

    Yes soon you will have a pot belly.

    Quid on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sojorn wrote: »

    Indeed. You've caught me.

    I lied. I don't have the clap.

    Yeah you normally can't get it from jerking off or riding tractors.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You know, based on skeletal remains, the average male "viking" (Danes etc...) that were reported as hulking giants by monks throughout northwestern europe was 5'7".

    the guy who's charging you and screaming while wearing heavy furs and wielding an axe is going to appear somewhat larger than he really is, i'd imagine

    Evil Multifarious on
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    actually im somewhere between 0 feet tall and infinity feet tall

    I'm actually negative 5'10''

    mrflippy on
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i wish i were like 6'3"

    that seems like a great height

    you're usually the tallest guy in the room, but you don't necessarily have to duck for doorways or shop at specialty stores

    it's about as tall as you can get without many inconveniences, i'd guess

    Yeah.

    6'3" is pretty awesome, I must say. :P

    Chanus on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You know, based on skeletal remains, the average male "viking" (Danes etc...) that were reported as hulking giants by monks throughout northwestern europe was 5'7".

    there's a 16th century farm up by the place my roots are and everyone has to duck through all doors

    people are much taller now than then

    Abdhyius on
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    being really tall is great

    i get automatic respect

    tall white middle class male

    you guys should try it, if you haven't

    it's awesome

    i'm too big to fail

    I am waiting to stop being lanky

    it's going to happen, soon

    I can feel it

    Yes soon you will have a pot belly.

    this is what happens

    there is a very narrow window between "filled out" and "belly time"

    i have to get rid of this pudge.

    Evil Multifarious on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Sojorn.

    Were any of the girls you were with porno hot?

    hehehe, you read my fucking mind dude.

    Didn't he end up cheating on her or something and she came in an h/a thread. I swear there was some kind of drama souffle finish.

    All I remember about him anymore was that he was one of the few to actually be banned for being too stupid.

    Don't even remember the guy's handle.

    Tangled Thorns.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Short guys just need to get with shorter women.

    I don't see the issue.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sojorn wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Sojorn.

    Were any of the girls you were with porno hot?

    Are we talking Mischa hot or One Night in Paris hot?

    Because yes.

    Ahahahahaha.

    Quid on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    6'3" sounds too tall personally.

    And yeah, modern diet has made people much taller.

    Inquisitor on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You know, based on skeletal remains, the average male "viking" (Danes etc...) that were reported as hulking giants by monks throughout northwestern europe was 5'7".

    the guy who's charging you and screaming while wearing heavy furs and wielding an axe is going to appear somewhat larger than he really is, i'd imagine

    not to mention the horned helmets

    Elendil on
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    6'3" sounds too tall personally.

    And yeah, modern diet has made people much taller.

    No, it's pretty great.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    You know, based on skeletal remains, the average male "viking" (Danes etc...) that were reported as hulking giants by monks throughout northwestern europe was 5'7".

    the guy who's charging you and screaming while wearing heavy furs and wielding an axe is going to appear somewhat larger than he really is, i'd imagine

    not to mention the horned helmets

    apparently those weren't actually worn by most vikings

    Evil Multifarious on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Sojorn.

    Were any of the girls you were with porno hot?

    hehehe, you read my fucking mind dude.

    Didn't he end up cheating on her or something and she came in an h/a thread. I swear there was some kind of drama souffle finish.

    All I remember about him anymore was that he was one of the few to actually be banned for being too stupid.

    Don't even remember the guy's handle.

    Tangled Thorns.

    is the evidence of this still present on the forums

    Zombiemambo on
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