i feel strangely compelled to try sexual things i doubt i'll enjoy
not gross, scary sounding things
just mundane acts for which there are more erotic alternatives
i am not sure why
i guess i am thinking more about sex because i'm dating again but not getting laid
Go on...
like, for example
uh, sexual in nature i guess
i am a man who enjoys oral sex
i have received it hundreds of times- and i certainly am not getting bored with it
but all the sudden i have the desire to receive while wearing a condom- which would probably reduce the sensation, and would be not as great (plus maybe uncomfy for her, even if it's one of the flavored ones)
i could maybe understand if i was having regular, uninterrupted sex for a while and wanted to 'mix it up' but i'm not getting laid right now so it is kind of odd to me that i'm desiring something that for all i know could be boring and dumb
You know
When giving safe sex advice we're always supposed to advise people to wear condoms during blowjobs (or use dental dams or saran wrap during cunnilingus) but really who the fuck does that?
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
i feel strangely compelled to try sexual things i doubt i'll enjoy
not gross, scary sounding things
just mundane acts for which there are more erotic alternatives
i am not sure why
i guess i am thinking more about sex because i'm dating again but not getting laid
Go on...
like, for example
uh, sexual in nature i guess
i am a man who enjoys oral sex
i have received it hundreds of times- and i certainly am not getting bored with it
but all the sudden i have the desire to receive while wearing a condom- which would probably reduce the sensation, and would be not as great (plus maybe uncomfy for her, even if it's one of the flavored ones)
i could maybe understand if i was having regular, uninterrupted sex for a while and wanted to 'mix it up' but i'm not getting laid right now so it is kind of odd to me that i'm desiring something that for all i know could be boring and dumb
You know
When giving safe sex advice we're always supposed to advise people to wear condoms during blowjobs (or use dental dams or saran wrap during cunnilingus) but really who the fuck does that?
i feel strangely compelled to try sexual things i doubt i'll enjoy
not gross, scary sounding things
just mundane acts for which there are more erotic alternatives
i am not sure why
i guess i am thinking more about sex because i'm dating again but not getting laid
Go on...
like, for example
uh, sexual in nature i guess
i am a man who enjoys oral sex
i have received it hundreds of times- and i certainly am not getting bored with it
but all the sudden i have the desire to receive while wearing a condom- which would probably reduce the sensation, and would be not as great (plus maybe uncomfy for her, even if it's one of the flavored ones)
i could maybe understand if i was having regular, uninterrupted sex for a while and wanted to 'mix it up' but i'm not getting laid right now so it is kind of odd to me that i'm desiring something that for all i know could be boring and dumb
You know
When giving safe sex advice we're always supposed to advise people to wear condoms during blowjobs (or use dental dams or saran wrap during cunnilingus) but really who the fuck does that?
so far as i can tell, guys who pick up hookers?
i have never
Yeah maybe.
Maybe you could pick up a hooker.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Oh you're bragging about your experience on an internet forum now? That's so childish but I guess that's what I should expect from you.
That's kind of the point I was trying to make
I mean I half-expected the irony to be lost on him but I thought everybody else would pick up on that, especially since I all but directly quoted what he said
At least they lost to the Saints, they are kinda good
There's no silver linings in football!
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seriously though everyone, squarepusher is the thing that has been missing from my life musically.
I have decided to seriously limit the amount of music I listen to with words. too much to fucking think about. words only for when I want to singalong.
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Longer then uh you?
You know
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Children the lot of you :P
awesome
I ain't risking no infections, human or otherwise.
so far as i can tell, guys who pick up hookers?
i have never
maybe by the time you get the chance they'll be form fitting
I imagine my penis will grow large enough to fill an entire HEV suit, yes.
Oh you're bragging about your experience on an internet forum now? That's so childish but I guess that's what I should expect from you.
Yeah maybe.
Maybe you could pick up a hooker.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
You're questioning my experience so its only logical.
No offense, but
Not to be a grammar Nazi but you spelled "it's" wrong.
Also "than."
Note that I'm just correcting you for no reason when nobody cares, but I'm not being a grammar Nazi because of my disclaimer.
The funny thing about rhetorical questions. Weak minded people use them and then get angry when you answer them. I prefer intelligent discourse.
That's kind of the point I was trying to make
I mean I half-expected the irony to be lost on him but I thought everybody else would pick up on that, especially since I all but directly quoted what he said
I probably should have said, "Not that I want to metamod, but..."
I'm trying to get Nichu to tell sex stories come on guys
Oh, yeah? Well only stupid people call things pointless and you did that so that means you're stupid so I win ha.
next time i'm just gonna IM my fantasy to someone
this is absurd
absurd
Excellent discourse. Wonderful wit and repartee.
you are absuurd.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I also fucked your mother. And your girlfriend. And your sister. At the same time. They said you were childish and weak-minded and had a tiny dick.
As Chu stated. Hard to believe. You tend to only go after girls who can't vote.
At least they lost to the Saints, they are kinda good
Yeah, hard to register with all their prostitution charges.
shut up
Try again prostitution isn't a felony.
I have decided to seriously limit the amount of music I listen to with words. too much to fucking think about. words only for when I want to singalong.
How did I know you were going to say this
I dunno we have to be mindful of salary cap considerations. Might be best to cut them.