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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    cout<< "Hello world!" <<endl;
    

    Congrats, you're a programmer now!

    Whoa! I know code... :P

    Excellent. Now spend the next day and half tracking down a memory leak.
    Enjoy!
    System.out.println("Java coders don't need to worry about that. 8-)");
    

    RMS Oceanic on
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    System.out.println("Java coders don't need to worry about that. 8-)");
    

    They just gobble up all your memory anyway.

    Echo on
    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    System.out.println("Java coders don't need to worry about that. 8-)");
    

    They just gobble up all your memory anyway.

    Like Pac-man does pellets.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    cout<< "Hello world!" <<endl;
    

    Congrats, you're a programmer now!

    Whoa! I know code... :P

    Excellent. Now spend the next day and half tracking down a memory leak.
    Enjoy!
    System.out.println("Java coders don't need to worry about that. 8-)");
    

    > Syntax Error: 'Java coders' is not a valid statement.


    yes, I went there.
    Programming elitism all up ins.

    HerrCron on
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HerrCron wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    cout<< "Hello world!" <<endl;
    

    Congrats, you're a programmer now!

    Whoa! I know code... :P

    Excellent. Now spend the next day and half tracking down a memory leak.
    Enjoy!
    System.out.println("Java coders don't need to worry about that. 8-)");
    

    > Syntax Error: 'Java coders' is not a valid statement.


    yes, I went there.
    Programming elitism all up ins.
    if (HerrCron.isASnob())
    {
    [indent]RMS.makePoast("HerrCron is a snob.");[/indent]
    }
    

    RMS Oceanic on
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Real men code in awk.

    They code EVERYTHING in awk.

    Apothe0sis on
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HerrCron wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    cout<< "Hello world!" <<endl;
    

    Congrats, you're a programmer now!

    Whoa! I know code... :P

    Excellent. Now spend the next day and half tracking down a memory leak.
    Enjoy!
    System.out.println("Java coders don't need to worry about that. 8-)");
    

    > Syntax Error: 'Java coders' is not a valid statement.


    yes, I went there.
    Programming elitism all up ins.
    if (HerrCron.isASnob())
    {
    [indent]RMS.makePoast("HerrCron is a snob.");[/indent]
    }
    

    Whelp, can't argue with that.
    It is syntactically correct.
    The best kind of correct.

    HerrCron on
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Real men code in awk.

    They code EVERYTHING in awk.

    real men get other people to code for them.

    Dunadan019 on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HerrCron wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    cout<< "Hello world!" <<endl;
    

    Congrats, you're a programmer now!

    Whoa! I know code... :P

    Excellent. Now spend the next day and half tracking down a memory leak.
    Enjoy!
    System.out.println("Java coders don't need to worry about that. 8-)");
    

    > Syntax Error: 'Java coders' is not a valid statement.


    yes, I went there.
    Programming elitism all up ins.
    if (HerrCron.isASnob())
    {
    [indent]RMS.makePoast("HerrCron is a snob.");[/indent]
    }
    

    Whelp, can't argue with that.
    It is syntactically correct.
    The best kind of correct.

    I thought that was technically correct.

    RMS Oceanic on
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HerrCron wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    cout<< "Hello world!" <<endl;
    

    Congrats, you're a programmer now!

    Whoa! I know code... :P

    Excellent. Now spend the next day and half tracking down a memory leak.
    Enjoy!
    System.out.println("Java coders don't need to worry about that. 8-)");
    

    > Syntax Error: 'Java coders' is not a valid statement.


    yes, I went there.
    Programming elitism all up ins.
    if (HerrCron.isASnob())
    {
    [indent]RMS.makePoast("HerrCron is a snob.");[/indent]
    }
    

    Whelp, can't argue with that.
    It is syntactically correct.
    The best kind of correct.

    I thought that was technically correct.

    Ohh yeah, it is - i was just changed it to fit what came before.

    HerrCron on
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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Real men code in awk.

    They code EVERYTHING in awk.

    real men get other people to code for them.

    Why would you say something so hurtful!?

    Apothe0sis on
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Real men code in awk.

    They code EVERYTHING in awk.

    real men get other people to code for them.

    Why would you say something so hurtful!?

    I haven't had my coffee yet.

    Dunadan019 on
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Real men code in awk.

    They code EVERYTHING in awk.

    real men get other people to code for them.

    Why would you say something so hurtful!?

    Haters gonna hate.

    HerrCron on
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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I code everything with a magnetized needle, a hard drive platter, and a steady hand.

    YamiNoSenshi on
    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.

    Watch me sometimes stream games.
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I code everything with a magnetized needle, a hard drive platter, and a steady hand.

    can you code me the birth of venus?

    I need a little decor for my home computer.

    Dunadan019 on
  • YallYall Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Anyone else who has more than one dog find that putting a blanket on the floor is akin to erecting a wresting ring?

    Yall on
    My band: https://youtu.be/rw2ersccCsQ[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Real women just appear and have code handed to them. Suck itttttt.

    Good morning [chat]!

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Real women just appear and have code handed to them. Suck itttttt.

    Good morning [chat]!

    That seems unlikely.

    More like "Real women write subpar code."

    Apothe0sis on
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm just imagining you pronouncing all those t's in "it" and it sort of takes the punch out of the statement.

    Chanus on
    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    I'm just imagining you pronouncing all those t's in "it" and it sort of takes the punch out of the statement.

    All the sharper teeth to bite your dick with, my dear.

    Arivia on
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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    Apothe0sis on
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    'cause fuck the doctors, m i rite

    TL DR on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i should've gone to sleep earlier like i planned to

    i was so tired and feeling unwell that i was gonna go to sleep at like 10

    but then i played halos

    i blame will

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tonight I shall continue to Grand Theft some Autos.

    When I'm finished I'll move on to Sainting some Rows.

    RMS Oceanic on
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tonight I shall continue to Grand Theft some Autos.

    When I'm finished I'll move on to Sainting some Rows.

    That reminds me, I should really start into GTA4 at some point.
    Best get me a USB 360 pad then.

    HerrCron on
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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Real women just appear and have code handed to them. Suck itttttt.

    Good morning [chat]!

    More like real women flirt with the nerds in class and get 90% of their work done for them. Gotta love team projects.

    Smurph on
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Real women just appear and have code handed to them. Suck itttttt.

    Good morning [chat]!

    More like real women flirt with the nerds in class and get 90% of their work done for them. Gotta love team projects.

    This is why i loathe team projects.

    HerrCron on
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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The post cards from Corb's students in the Cutethulu thread are the best thing.

    Chanus on
    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User
    edited September 2010
    'cause fuck the doctors, m i rite
    You see, unexplained bleeding is the doctors not knowing anything, while an unexplained recovery is an act of God.

    His Corkiness on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    i should've gone to sleep earlier like i planned to

    i was so tired and feeling unwell that i was gonna go to sleep at like 10

    but then i played halos

    i blame will

    my plan was to make you call in today

    and play more haloes

    Irond Will on
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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    i should've gone to sleep earlier like i planned to

    i was so tired and feeling unwell that i was gonna go to sleep at like 10

    but then i played halos

    i blame will

    yep

    good sleep is important

    I'm proving that right now

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i should've gone to sleep earlier like i planned to

    i was so tired and feeling unwell that i was gonna go to sleep at like 10

    but then i played halos

    i blame will

    my plan was to make you call in today

    and play more haloes

    you fiend

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    tumblr_l7rvdqs0Xv1qzeucjo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1285156876&Signature=xoONKzoF2gkn%2BbLP8l4p1OC0Fgk%3D

    Yeah bitch god saved you but not the thousands of children starving to death or people murdered or other people who died from cancer or heart disease or drunk drivers or just general blood loss.

    You selfish, ignorant, narcissist.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Smurph wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Real women just appear and have code handed to them. Suck itttttt.

    Good morning [chat]!

    More like real women flirt with the nerds in class and get 90% of their work done for them. Gotta love team projects.

    This is why i loathe team projects.

    They were the best. Just outline the plan, and do a couple revisions at the end. Distinctly yours, but everyone else does all the grunt work.

    Leitner on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Smurph wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Real women just appear and have code handed to them. Suck itttttt.

    Good morning [chat]!

    More like real women flirt with the nerds in class and get 90% of their work done for them. Gotta love team projects.

    This is why i loathe team projects.

    They were the best. Just outline the plan, and do a couple revisions at the end. Distinctly yours, but everyone else does all the grunt work.

    B..bu....but I was the grunt!

    HerrCron on
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Smurph wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Real women just appear and have code handed to them. Suck itttttt.

    Good morning [chat]!

    More like real women flirt with the nerds in class and get 90% of their work done for them. Gotta love team projects.

    This is why i loathe team projects.

    They were the best. Just outline the plan, and do a couple revisions at the end. Distinctly yours, but everyone else does all the grunt work.

    B..bu....but I was the grunt!

    Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    tumblr_l7rvdqs0Xv1qzeucjo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1285156876&Signature=xoONKzoF2gkn%2BbLP8l4p1OC0Fgk%3D

    Yeah bitch god saved you but not the thousands of children starving to death or people murdered or other people who died from cancer or heart disease or drunk drivers or just general blood loss.

    You selfish, ignorant, narcissist.

    Yeah! Fuck you for having faith in something that makes dealing with a really fucked up situation easier on you, you ignorant cunt!

    Chanus on
    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I found gold in minecraft

    also, I found a really really huge cave

    still haven't explored half of it

    Abdhyius on
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ugh i dont wanna go to work

    i still need to shower and go

    bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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