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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    and then all churches lawyer up and they all become charities and the lawyers find very creative ways to keep them in a tax shelter anyway.

    Ludious on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    six foot jesus statue does smell of icon worship/tower of babylon stuff

    Ahahahahaha
    touchdownjesus6371389.jpg

    I meant to say six story

    not six feet

    also, love the pose

    I'd be kicking shit between those arms like errday

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    [joke about evangelicals having to rely on jewish lawyers]

    TL DR on
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So, in other news. I just remembered an odd bit of trivia. Clan of the Cave Bear what the book most frequently stolen from my high school's library back in the day.

    It would be stolen several times a year. There was an outcry when they stopped restocking it.

    I only just now found out what it was about. WTF depressing and puzzling as to why it was so identified with to the point of petty theft.

    Apothe0sis on
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    six foot jesus statue does smell of icon worship/tower of babylon stuff

    Ahahahahaha
    touchdownjesus6371389.jpg

    I meant to say six story

    not six feet

    also, love the pose

    I'd be kicking shit between those arms like errday

    I want to make a giant sub and place beetween his hands with helicopter one night

    Abdhyius on
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So, in other news. I just remembered an odd bit of trivia. Clan of the Cave Bear what the book most frequently stolen from my high school's library back in the day.

    It would be stolen several times a year. There was an outcry when they stopped restocking it.

    I only just now found out what it was about. WTF depressing and puzzling as to why it was so identified with to the point of petty theft.

    Wasn't there a lot of sex in it or something?

    Arch on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    six foot jesus statue does smell of icon worship/tower of babylon stuff

    Ahahahahaha
    touchdownjesus6371389.jpg

    I meant to say six story

    not six feet

    also, love the pose

    I'd be kicking shit between those arms like errday

    I want to make a giant sub and place beetween his hands with helicopter one night

    Or perhaps a fish?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    six foot jesus statue does smell of icon worship/tower of babylon stuff

    Ahahahahaha
    touchdownjesus6371389.jpg

    I meant to say six story

    not six feet

    also, love the pose

    I'd be kicking shit between those arms like errday

    I want to make a giant sub and place beetween his hands with helicopter one night

    Or perhaps a fish?

    walmart sign

    Ludious on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So, in other news. I just remembered an odd bit of trivia. Clan of the Cave Bear what the book most frequently stolen from my high school's library back in the day.

    It would be stolen several times a year. There was an outcry when they stopped restocking it.

    I only just now found out what it was about. WTF depressing and puzzling as to why it was so identified with to the point of petty theft.

    Wasn't there a lot of sex in it or something?

    the book or the jesus statue

    cuz i'd totally do it under touchdown jesus

    nexuscrawler on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    six foot jesus statue does smell of icon worship/tower of babylon stuff

    Ahahahahaha
    touchdownjesus6371389.jpg

    I meant to say six story

    not six feet

    also, love the pose

    I'd be kicking shit between those arms like errday

    I want to make a giant sub and place beetween his hands with helicopter one night

    Or perhaps a fish?

    walmart sign

    Koran

    TL DR on
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So, in other news. I just remembered an odd bit of trivia. Clan of the Cave Bear what the book most frequently stolen from my high school's library back in the day.

    It would be stolen several times a year. There was an outcry when they stopped restocking it.

    I only just now found out what it was about. WTF depressing and puzzling as to why it was so identified with to the point of petty theft.

    Wasn't there a lot of sex in it or something?

    Apparently there was a rape. Not sure about anything else. I am hearing talk of furries in it now. I don't think that is true.

    It was my female cousin's favourite book.

    Apothe0sis on
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    idle curiosity: is Gmail's virus scanner actually effective? Is there any way to know that?

    Hachface on
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    six foot jesus statue does smell of icon worship/tower of babylon stuff

    Ahahahahaha
    touchdownjesus6371389.jpg

    I meant to say six story

    not six feet

    also, love the pose

    I'd be kicking shit between those arms like errday

    I want to make a giant sub and place beetween his hands with helicopter one night

    Or perhaps a fish?

    walmart sign

    Koran

    Flotation ring/life saver.

    Apothe0sis on
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    six foot jesus statue does smell of icon worship/tower of babylon stuff

    Ahahahahaha
    touchdownjesus6371389.jpg

    I meant to say six story

    not six feet

    also, love the pose

    I'd be kicking shit between those arms like errday

    I want to make a giant sub and place beetween his hands with helicopter one night

    Or perhaps a fish?

    walmart sign

    Koran
    image of Muhammad

    Ludious on
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    six foot jesus statue does smell of icon worship/tower of babylon stuff

    Ahahahahaha
    touchdownjesus6371389.jpg

    I meant to say six story

    not six feet

    also, love the pose

    I'd be kicking shit between those arms like errday

    I want to make a giant sub and place beetween his hands with helicopter one night

    Or perhaps a fish?

    walmart sign

    Koran
    image of Muhammad

    Qu'ran and lighter

    Apothe0sis on
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    giant spikey blond wig and an over 9000 sign

    Ludious on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    No to Obamacare protest sign.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    A giant backdrop of the poster for Platoon.

    platoon.jpg

    Deebaser on
    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    No to Obamacare protest sign.

    "Matthew 19:24 - And again I say to you: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven."

    And some hipster sunglasses so people know the church is being ironic and to roll up in their Hummers with the fat stacks of cash

    TL DR on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    didn't we already make all these jokes when the thing burned down?

    Arch on
  • JHunzJHunz Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So, in other news. I just remembered an odd bit of trivia. Clan of the Cave Bear what the book most frequently stolen from my high school's library back in the day.

    It would be stolen several times a year. There was an outcry when they stopped restocking it.

    I only just now found out what it was about. WTF depressing and puzzling as to why it was so identified with to the point of petty theft.

    Wasn't there a lot of sex in it or something?

    Apparently there was a rape. Not sure about anything else. I am hearing talk of furries in it now. I don't think that is true.

    It was my female cousin's favourite book.

    Well, it was technically inter-species, but it was Neanderthal/Home Sapiens. Really, if all you know about it is that there was a rape somewhere in the middle of the 1000+ page novel, I think you're judging it on insufficient information.
    It's a pretty good book.

    JHunz on
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hmm, a job I expected to take my maybe an hour and a half has taken me four and a half. I need to find some lunch.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    JHunz wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So, in other news. I just remembered an odd bit of trivia. Clan of the Cave Bear what the book most frequently stolen from my high school's library back in the day.

    It would be stolen several times a year. There was an outcry when they stopped restocking it.

    I only just now found out what it was about. WTF depressing and puzzling as to why it was so identified with to the point of petty theft.

    Wasn't there a lot of sex in it or something?

    Apparently there was a rape. Not sure about anything else. I am hearing talk of furries in it now. I don't think that is true.

    It was my female cousin's favourite book.

    Well, it was technically inter-species, but it was Neanderthal/Home Sapiens. Really, if all you know about it is that there was a rape somewhere in the middle of the 1000+ page novel, I think you're judging it on insufficient information.
    It's a pretty good book.

    reading the wiki, with exceptions given to the author's protagonists inventing every notable thing, it actually looks fairly accurate, archaeologically

    I mean yeah it is fantasy, but it doesn't look like it is too bad

    Arch on
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Gee, it's not like they don't have a busload full of people with life-threatening injuries they should be trying to get to a hospital or something.

    electricitylikesme on
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So, in other news. I just remembered an odd bit of trivia. Clan of the Cave Bear what the book most frequently stolen from my high school's library back in the day.

    It would be stolen several times a year. There was an outcry when they stopped restocking it.

    I only just now found out what it was about. WTF depressing and puzzling as to why it was so identified with to the point of petty theft.

    Wasn't there a lot of sex in it or something?

    There's a really really really really really awful movie of it.

    Sheep on
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  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hmm, a job I expected to take my maybe an hour and a half has taken me four and a half. I need to find some lunch.

    This is why I refuse to go on salary.

    "Oh, I'll just fix this computer after hours... should take me about an hour" = Four hours overtime! :P

    Chanus on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Quest for fire

    Ron Perlman caveman sexins all up ins

    nexuscrawler on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Gee, it's not like they don't have a busload full of people with life-threatening injuries they should be trying to get to a hospital or something.

    Grey's Anatomy?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • JHunzJHunz Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    JHunz wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So, in other news. I just remembered an odd bit of trivia. Clan of the Cave Bear what the book most frequently stolen from my high school's library back in the day.

    It would be stolen several times a year. There was an outcry when they stopped restocking it.

    I only just now found out what it was about. WTF depressing and puzzling as to why it was so identified with to the point of petty theft.

    Wasn't there a lot of sex in it or something?

    Apparently there was a rape. Not sure about anything else. I am hearing talk of furries in it now. I don't think that is true.

    It was my female cousin's favourite book.

    Well, it was technically inter-species, but it was Neanderthal/Home Sapiens. Really, if all you know about it is that there was a rape somewhere in the middle of the 1000+ page novel, I think you're judging it on insufficient information.
    It's a pretty good book.

    reading the wiki, with exceptions given to the author's protagonists inventing every notable thing, it actually looks fairly accurate, archaeologically

    I mean yeah it is fantasy, but it doesn't look like it is too bad
    Yeah, there's that aspect which is kind of bullshit, but they're pretty decent on the whole. But George R.R. Martin has nothing on her fucking writing speed. I hear she's finally planning to publish the last one soon, though.

    JHunz on
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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Gee, it's not like they don't have a busload full of people with life-threatening injuries they should be trying to get to a hospital or something.

    Grey's Anatomy?

    End of Buffy.

    electricitylikesme on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    !! Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Spank You Very Much 10 YYYears Anniversary Show Happy Birthday YYYS!" announced for tomorrow at Secret Project Robot (which is this TINY TINY like at most 200 people venue)... but to get tickets you need to go to the venue today from 6-8PM and thats it...

    anyone wanna go to brooklyn for me tonight

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Quest for fire

    Ron Perlman caveman sexins all up ins

    Fire & Ice isn't bad.

    Made by Bakshi, even.

    Sheep on
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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hmm, a job I expected to take my maybe an hour and a half has taken me four and a half. I need to find some lunch.

    This is why I refuse to go on salary.

    "Oh, I'll just fix this computer after hours... should take me about an hour" = Four hours overtime! :P

    I have the best of both worlds. I'm salary AND overtime eligible. My company is awesome.

    Deebaser on
    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    There are literally too many shows I want to watch on Mondays:

    How I Met Your Mother
    Chuck
    Castle
    Rules of Engagement
    The Event
    Hawaii Five-O
    Chase


    I actually got to watch HIMYM, Chuck, and Castle last night. Luckily Tuesday is a slow night for TV... Not a huge fan of Reality TV. So I can get caught up!

    saint2e on
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    How about a game where you travel through time and take photographs of famous historical events?

    RMS Oceanic on
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    wop first evening in japan, just around 330 more to go.

    Going to check out the dorms tomorrow

    woooo adventure times

    Alegis on
  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hmm, a job I expected to take my maybe an hour and a half has taken me four and a half. I need to find some lunch.

    This is why I refuse to go on salary.

    "Oh, I'll just fix this computer after hours... should take me about an hour" = Four hours overtime! :P

    I have the best of both worlds. I'm salary AND overtime eligible. My company is awesome.

    I'm the worst of both worlds! Stipend!

    Boy I can't wait until I get a normal-paying job.

    Psycho Internet Hawk on
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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    How about a game where you travel through time and take photographs of famous historical events?

    You mean like Dead Rising, only with more history than the Zombie-pocalypse of 2006?

    Deebaser on
    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I saw like a minute of the event, man it'll last like 8 seasons based on how stupid it looked.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Holograms in Halo Reach are the greatest thing ever.

    Nothing beats someone getting the drop on you, retreating, tossing out a hologram, and them wasting an entire magazine and melee on it while you just mow them the hell down.

    Sheep on
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