if you watch porn I'm willing to bet some of it is in the ol' spank bank
along with your seventh grade teacher and maybe your babysitter
Can't remember any baby sitters but I had a biology teacher in freshman year at highschool that I wanted to ask some specific questions about sexuality.
if you watch porn I'm willing to bet some of it is in the ol' spank bank
along with your seventh grade teacher and maybe your babysitter
Can't remember any baby sitters but I had a biology teacher in freshman year at highschool that I wanted to ask some specific questions about sexuality.
English teacher/Tennis team coach.
Nice, intelligent and athletic. Good choice.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...
*sigh*
Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Mori, I can find latex balls for people if you want to be my personal Pikachu.
This took a lot of processing to understand. Frankly, I think he'd die if you forced him into a tiny ball and then flung it at some unsuspecting person in the street.
Har. People-sized. In fact, my own personal spank bank has images of Bianca Beauchamp (she of ponygirl [chat] fame) in one.
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my second semester Japanese professor was absolutely gorgeous.
Like, one of the most beautiful people I've ever met in person
It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...
*sigh*
Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.
In the effort to strangle sexist thinking in the crib through feminism, society forgot that men will always be lust-filled pigs inwardly.
I didn't have a hot teacher until a professor during my senior year of college.
My dad once told me that he slept with one of his professors while he was in college. I was like "Why are you telling me this, I'd rather had died not knowing this"
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I have to watch a half-hour VHS tape for class. Ewwwwww.
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It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...
*sigh*
Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.
Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...
*sigh*
Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.
Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.
It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...
*sigh*
Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.
Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.
Yeah but asking them to sleep in a drawer and lay perfectly still why you "blow them up" Yeah they get a bit creeped out by that. God damn feminism.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...
*sigh*
Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.
Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.
Yeah but asking them to sleep in a drawer and lay perfectly still why you "blow them up" Yeah they get a bit creeped out by that. God damn feminism.
Again: you need to find someone who isn't creeped out by it and you're golden
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It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...
*sigh*
Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.
Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.
It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...
*sigh*
Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.
Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.
You might find a girlfriend who will go along with some of your slightly weird fantasies but finding one who will tolerate a full dose of the man-hornies? You might as well look for a unicorn or a leprechaun, too.
I need some help with workplace behavior. Everytime there's some effort my coworker is about to undertake that I feel like can be split between us, I offer to take half the load. Everytime I do that, he simply says "Nah, I got it."
I don't really care and I don't want to argue with him about it, but I keep on wondering if I'm meant to insist or just do it without offering (which would cause a potential step-on-toes situation).
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It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...
*sigh*
Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.
Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.
You might find a girlfriend who will go along with some of your slightly weird fantasies but finding one who will tolerate a full dose of the man-hornies? You might as well look for a unicorn or a leprechaun, too.
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English teacher/Tennis team coach.
What else could I ever be?
It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...
*sigh*
Nice, intelligent and athletic. Good choice.
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Granted most of my teachers in HS were men, so that didn't really help things.
Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.
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There was one or two in college that I could have considered hot, but I was in their class so that wasn't happening.
Way to be a homophobe in your masturbatory fantasies!
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well, not me personally, but i had friends in a class with a hot teacher who i saw enough because it was a small school though
"I need some extra credit."
"I need some extra effort."
And then Duna writes his name on your test and you lose out on the sexings.
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Well, crusty old men.
So I guess I'm a homophobic geriatrophobe?
Har. People-sized. In fact, my own personal spank bank has images of Bianca Beauchamp (she of ponygirl [chat] fame) in one.
Like, one of the most beautiful people I've ever met in person
In the effort to strangle sexist thinking in the crib through feminism, society forgot that men will always be lust-filled pigs inwardly.
Looks like you need to find a picture of congress and jerk off to that, got to balance the scales.
"Oh god Boehner show me your fiscal responsibility you oompa loompa sex god!"
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My dad once told me that he slept with one of his professors while he was in college. I was like "Why are you telling me this, I'd rather had died not knowing this"
I hate that ugh
Our tastes tend to overlap more often than not, so it's all good.
Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
This is basically it.
Are you a mind reader?
"I like to eat food!"
"Me too food is good I like to ingest it, process it, and then discard it later."
"Awesome."
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you rang?
Hell, I'm okay with it.
Yeah but asking them to sleep in a drawer and lay perfectly still why you "blow them up" Yeah they get a bit creeped out by that. God damn feminism.
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This is like an amusement park Arch, you are not orange enough to ride this ride.
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You've just given enough information to reveal your motivations. :P
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
damn you the man!
Again: you need to find someone who isn't creeped out by it and you're golden
is this supposed to be a surprise?
You might find a girlfriend who will go along with some of your slightly weird fantasies but finding one who will tolerate a full dose of the man-hornies? You might as well look for a unicorn or a leprechaun, too.
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That would be the oddest question ever. "Do you want to be my blow up doll?"
Well that and "Do you play world of warcraft?"
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The turtle thing (on the heirarchy snake > turtle > gecko) would throw you unless you knew I basically viewed turtles (and tortoises) as scaly puppies
my friend's dad (state herpetologist) back in the day had a bunch of gopher tortoises that lived in his backyard and it was the greatest thing
I don't really care and I don't want to argue with him about it, but I keep on wondering if I'm meant to insist or just do it without offering (which would cause a potential step-on-toes situation).
I have known people for whom that would be an incredible turn on
I'm pretty sure this is not true. All of the kinkiest people I have ever met have been woman.
Probably because on average it's a lot easier for a man to have a really good time than a woman, assuming the guy is your typical schmo.
You lead a charmed life, Hawk.