It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...
*sigh*
Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.
Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.
Hell, I'm okay with it.
is this supposed to be a surprise?
Yes? I'm just pointing out, if one of the shining stars of the local feminist chorus is for it, then it's not as absolute as you thought :P
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It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...
*sigh*
Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.
Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.
if you watch porn I'm willing to bet some of it is in the ol' spank bank
along with your seventh grade teacher and maybe your babysitter
Can't remember any baby sitters but I had a biology teacher in freshman year at highschool that I wanted to ask some specific questions about sexuality.
English teacher/Tennis team coach.
Nice, intelligent and athletic. Good choice.
Girl next door looks, she was still finishing up her masters my freshman year. She definitely had wicked eyes.
Girl next door looks, she was still finishing up her masters my freshman year. She definitely had wicked eyes.
She probably had something awful in her past, like a penis.
You're assuming this is a problem for me.
Well it would be for me, but then again I'd really wish you'd stop beating me over the head with your bisexuality Thom. You're knocking me out here with innuendo.
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS FUNNY!
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Girl next door looks, she was still finishing up her masters my freshman year. She definitely had wicked eyes.
She probably had something awful in her past, like a penis.
You're assuming this is a problem for me.
Well it would be for me, but then again I'd really wish you'd stop beating me over the head with your bisexuality Thom. You're knocking me out here with innuendo.
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS FUNNY!
That shouldn't have been funny, but the last line in caps really made me chuckle.
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That shouldn't have been funny, but the last line in caps really made me chuckle.
I've had to up the obvious sarcasm tells as of late. People are getting really fiesty about their inability to get a joke, laid, a job, a purpose in life, off my damn lawn.
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Yes? I'm just pointing out, if one of the shining stars of the local feminist chorus is for it, then it's not as absolute as you thought :P
And where do you find them? Bars? Craft stores?
Like, say, a chair.
It's why mute women are in such a high demand.
"She's like a chair I can fuck."
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edit: I want to pretend Arch and Preach collaborated on that :P
There's a kink for that.
Girl next door looks, she was still finishing up her masters my freshman year. She definitely had wicked eyes.
We did, he sent me a pm.
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She probably had something awful in her past, like a penis.
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Yes, yes there is. I never could quite grasp the attraction for it, but having a mobile footrest could be kinda nice.
thank you Steve Jobs
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Subject: What is the best way to literally objectify womyn?
I think it is a chair, how about you? Maybe a table. Or like a suitcase.
And to tie it together again, I think Mori would agree I have more (and more extreme) kinks than him.
You're assuming this is a problem for me.
Unfortunately, when that happens, they usually leave you.
I suddenly remembered the mannequin furniture from Clockwork Orange.
Got milk?
But you have more (and more extreme) kinks than anyone I know of*
*with the disclaimer that they could be all around me, and I wouldn't know, because most people don't broadcast them
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Subject: So are hobbit chicks like hella freaky?
I mean I know they are short so like a fat girl they have to make up for that, do they let you spin them on your dick ? How hairy are they?
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Then this Mori/Silas fellow hit the jackpot.
Nothing sexual, just "hey squat a little and I will sit on your lap and play video games"
My answer to this was private, or I would share it
Well it would be for me, but then again I'd really wish you'd stop beating me over the head with your bisexuality Thom. You're knocking me out here with innuendo.
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS FUNNY!
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I suspect it's not the case. I think it's simply more likely that the others just haven't discussed them with you.
On the black screen
I feel like I killed him.
Pretty sure everyone in chat knows about Bridget the Midget.
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hence the disclaimer, because I too am fairly certain that is the case
That shouldn't have been funny, but the last line in caps really made me chuckle.
I kinda want to log into DK's server and make you guys a proper road system.
I've had to up the obvious sarcasm tells as of late. People are getting really fiesty about their inability to get a joke, laid, a job, a purpose in life, off my damn lawn.
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You need to let him see you leave the house with a football. It doesn't matter if you're going to buy weed.
Just
Let him believe
god help me
Sorry, didn't mean it that way.
I was just responding to "women being kinkier than men."
stop it you asshole
so can ya do wensdaay?