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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...

    *sigh*

    Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.

    Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.

    Hell, I'm okay with it.

    is this supposed to be a surprise?

    Yes? I'm just pointing out, if one of the shining stars of the local feminist chorus is for it, then it's not as absolute as you thought :P

    Arivia on
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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...

    *sigh*

    Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.

    Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.

    And where do you find them? Bars? Craft stores?

    TL DR on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Well I know I love it when a woman pretends to be an inanimate object.

    Like, say, a chair.

    Arch on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Well I know I love it when a woman pretends to be an inanimate object.

    It's why mute women are in such a high demand.

    "She's like a chair I can fuck."

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sexnegs just ruin errything

    edit: I want to pretend Arch and Preach collaborated on that :P

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Well I know I love it when a woman pretends to be an inanimate object.

    Like, say, a chair.

    There's a kink for that.

    Silas Brown on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    if you watch porn I'm willing to bet some of it is in the ol' spank bank

    along with your seventh grade teacher and maybe your babysitter

    Can't remember any baby sitters but I had a biology teacher in freshman year at highschool that I wanted to ask some specific questions about sexuality.

    English teacher/Tennis team coach.

    Nice, intelligent and athletic. Good choice.

    Girl next door looks, she was still finishing up her masters my freshman year. She definitely had wicked eyes.

    Thomamelas on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sexnegs just ruin errything

    edit: I want to pretend Arch and Preach collaborated on that :P

    We did, he sent me a pm.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    Girl next door looks, she was still finishing up her masters my freshman year. She definitely had wicked eyes.

    She probably had something awful in her past, like a penis.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Well I know I love it when a woman pretends to be an inanimate object.

    Like, say, a chair.

    There's a kink for that.

    Yes, yes there is. I never could quite grasp the attraction for it, but having a mobile footrest could be kinda nice.

    Thomamelas on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Well I know I love it when a woman pretends to be an inanimate object.

    Like, say, a chair.

    There's a kink for that.

    thank you Steve Jobs

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I've nailed more chairs than a carpenter.

    Bama on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sexnegs just ruin errything

    edit: I want to pretend Arch and Preach collaborated on that :P

    We did, he sent me a pm.

    PM:

    Subject: What is the best way to literally objectify womyn?

    I think it is a chair, how about you? Maybe a table. Or like a suitcase.

    Arch on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Well I know I love it when a woman pretends to be an inanimate object.

    Like, say, a chair.

    There's a kink for that.

    And to tie it together again, I think Mori would agree I have more (and more extreme) kinks than him.

    Arivia on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    Girl next door looks, she was still finishing up her masters my freshman year. She definitely had wicked eyes.

    She probably had something awful in her past, like a penis.

    You're assuming this is a problem for me.

    Thomamelas on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Most people have an inner kink that's just begging to be unlocked and released into the wild.

    Unfortunately, when that happens, they usually leave you.

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Well I know I love it when a woman pretends to be an inanimate object.

    Like, say, a chair.

    There's a kink for that.

    I suddenly remembered the mannequin furniture from Clockwork Orange.

    Got milk?

    emnmnme on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Rivs this aint a value judgement

    But you have more (and more extreme) kinks than anyone I know of*

    *with the disclaimer that they could be all around me, and I wouldn't know, because most people don't broadcast them
    Really hard not to make a 'feral is a furry' joke right now

    Arch on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sexnegs just ruin errything

    edit: I want to pretend Arch and Preach collaborated on that :P

    We did, he sent me a pm.

    PM:

    Subject: What is the best way to literally objectify womyn?

    I think it is a chair, how about you? Maybe a table. Or like a suitcase.

    PM:

    Subject: So are hobbit chicks like hella freaky?

    I mean I know they are short so like a fat girl they have to make up for that, do they let you spin them on your dick ? How hairy are they?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    And to tie it together again, I think Mori would agree I have more (and more extreme) kinks than him.

    Then this Mori/Silas fellow hit the jackpot.

    emnmnme on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Well I know I love it when a woman pretends to be an inanimate object.

    Like, say, a chair.

    There's a kink for that.

    I suddenly remembered the mannequin furniture from Clockwork Orange.

    Got milk?
    That is what I was really thinking

    Nothing sexual, just "hey squat a little and I will sit on your lap and play video games"

    Arch on
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia has so many kinks she has boneitis.

    Sarksus on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sexnegs just ruin errything

    edit: I want to pretend Arch and Preach collaborated on that :P

    We did, he sent me a pm.

    PM:

    Subject: What is the best way to literally objectify womyn?

    I think it is a chair, how about you? Maybe a table. Or like a suitcase.

    PM:

    Subject: So are hobbit chicks like hella freaky?

    I mean I know they are short so like a fat girl they have to make up for that, do they let you spin them on your dick ? How hairy are they?

    My answer to this was private, or I would share it
    It was a video

    Arch on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It's not a contest, Arivia.

    :(

    Silas Brown on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    Girl next door looks, she was still finishing up her masters my freshman year. She definitely had wicked eyes.

    She probably had something awful in her past, like a penis.

    You're assuming this is a problem for me.

    Well it would be for me, but then again I'd really wish you'd stop beating me over the head with your bisexuality Thom. You're knocking me out here with innuendo.

    DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS FUNNY!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Rivs this aint a value judgement

    But you have more (and more extreme) kinks than anyone I know of*

    *with the disclaimer that they could be all around me, and I wouldn't know, because most people don't broadcast them
    Really hard not to make a 'feral is a furry' joke right now

    I suspect it's not the case. I think it's simply more likely that the others just haven't discussed them with you.

    Thomamelas on
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DK are you around :V

    Tarranon on
    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I just told my dad about minecraft.

    I feel like I killed him.

    Silas Brown on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »

    My answer to this was private, or I would share it
    It was a video

    Pretty sure everyone in chat knows about Bridget the Midget.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Rivs this aint a value judgement

    But you have more (and more extreme) kinks than anyone I know of*

    *with the disclaimer that they could be all around me, and I wouldn't know, because most people don't broadcast them
    Really hard not to make a 'feral is a furry' joke right now

    I suspect it's not the case. I think it's simply more likely that the others just haven't discussed them with you.

    hence the disclaimer, because I too am fairly certain that is the case

    Arch on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    Girl next door looks, she was still finishing up her masters my freshman year. She definitely had wicked eyes.

    She probably had something awful in her past, like a penis.

    You're assuming this is a problem for me.

    Well it would be for me, but then again I'd really wish you'd stop beating me over the head with your bisexuality Thom. You're knocking me out here with innuendo.

    DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS FUNNY!

    That shouldn't have been funny, but the last line in caps really made me chuckle.

    Thomamelas on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I just told my dad about minecraft.

    I feel like I killed him.

    I kinda want to log into DK's server and make you guys a proper road system.

    Thomamelas on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    That shouldn't have been funny, but the last line in caps really made me chuckle.

    I've had to up the obvious sarcasm tells as of late. People are getting really fiesty about their inability to get a joke, laid, a job, a purpose in life, off my damn lawn.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I kind of want to never even think about minecraft

    Arch on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    the idea that you can have a private server in minecraft with all of you building up a town... that's pretty cool.

    Variable on
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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I just told my dad about minecraft.

    I feel like I killed him.

    You need to let him see you leave the house with a football. It doesn't matter if you're going to buy weed.

    Just

    Let him believe

    TL DR on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    alright, about to put minecraft.exe on a flash drive at work.

    god help me

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    It's not a contest, Arivia.

    :(

    Sorry, didn't mean it that way.

    I was just responding to "women being kinkier than men."

    Arivia on
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    the idea that you can have a private server in minecraft with all of you building up a town... that's pretty cool.

    stop it you asshole

    Arch on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    the idea that you can have a private server in minecraft with all of you building up a town... that's pretty cool.

    so can ya do wensdaay?

    nexuscrawler on
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