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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I just told my dad about minecraft.

    I feel like I killed him.

    You need to let him see you leave the house with a football. It doesn't matter if you're going to buy weed.

    Just

    Let him believe

    That would actually be a really good place to stash it.

    Put money in the football, go meet a dealer, pretend to play catch.

    If he runs off just start playing tackle.

    Psycho Internet Hawk on
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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Rivs this aint a value judgement

    But you have more (and more extreme) kinks than anyone I know of*

    *with the disclaimer that they could be all around me, and I wouldn't know, because most people don't broadcast them
    Really hard not to make a 'feral is a furry' joke right now

    I suspect it's not the case. I think it's simply more likely that the others just haven't discussed them with you.

    hence the disclaimer, because I too am fairly certain that is the case

    also I share like half of what I'm into at most here

    at most

    Arivia on
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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    the idea that you can have a private server in minecraft with all of you building up a town... that's pretty cool.

    this is why it is breaking my heart that i keep crashing on DK's server

    Tarranon on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    the idea that you can have a private server in minecraft with all of you building up a town... that's pretty cool.

    stop it you asshole

    It'll be like the sims, you'd get bored after like a couple hours.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    the idea that you can have a private server in minecraft with all of you building up a town... that's pretty cool.

    stop it you asshole

    I don't even play it! that's just the first bit of it that has appealed to me.

    Variable on
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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Rivs this aint a value judgement

    But you have more (and more extreme) kinks than anyone I know of*

    *with the disclaimer that they could be all around me, and I wouldn't know, because most people don't broadcast them
    Really hard not to make a 'feral is a furry' joke right now

    I would be hard pressed to say that anyone on the forum that I know of has more or more extreme kinks than people I actually know.

    Because people I actually know, holy crap.

    mrflippy on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    the idea that you can have a private server in minecraft with all of you building up a town... that's pretty cool.

    so can ya do wensdaay?

    yessir

    Variable on
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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I love how I can almost 100% tell if a post I'm reading was by Preach without looking at the name/sig/avatar.

    HappylilElf on
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    the idea that you can have a private server in minecraft with all of you building up a town... that's pretty cool.

    stop it you asshole

    It'll be like the sims, you'd get bored after like a couple hours.

    And then you lock everybody in the house and watch as they fail at cooking and burn themselves alive?

    mrflippy on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    also

    my tunnel to China flooded :(

    Arivia on
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Rivs this aint a value judgement

    But you have more (and more extreme) kinks than anyone I know of*

    *with the disclaimer that they could be all around me, and I wouldn't know, because most people don't broadcast them
    Really hard not to make a 'feral is a furry' joke right now

    I would be hard pressed to say that anyone on the forum that I know of has more or more extreme kinks than people I actually know.

    Because people I actually know, holy crap.

    I don't personally know people with extreme kinks that I am aware of

    Arch on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I love how I can almost 100% tell if a post I'm reading was by Preach without looking at the name/sig/avatar.

    My wife was able to know my forum persona without ever seeing me sign in. I'm a unique snowflake.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i found minecraft pretty boring

    Organichu on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »

    I don't personally know people with extreme kinks that I am aware of

    I like to shit on kittens and then rub those kittens on orphans while telling them their parents are dead.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    It's not a contest, Arivia.

    :(

    Sorry, didn't mean it that way.

    I was just responding to "women being kinkier than men."

    I was just kidding. :)

    Silas Brown on
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    the idea that you can have a private server in minecraft with all of you building up a town... that's pretty cool.

    this is why it is breaking my heart that i keep crashing on DK's server

    I would never play on a server with you people.

    You'd all try and steal my diamonds!

    HappylilElf on
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »

    I don't personally know people with extreme kinks that I am aware of

    I like to shit on kittens and then rub those kittens on orphans while telling them their parents are dead.

    The kittens or the orphans?

    mrflippy on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »

    I don't personally know people with extreme kinks that I am aware of

    I like to shit on kittens and then rub those kittens on orphans while telling them their parents are dead.

    So the same as cass?

    Arch on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    organ

    mad men or breaking bad first?

    make the call however you see fit.

    Variable on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    the idea that you can have a private server in minecraft with all of you building up a town... that's pretty cool.

    stop it you asshole

    It'll be like the sims, you'd get bored after like a couple hours.

    You'd think that. But it's like the world's biggest honey-do list. I mean I found myself with a ton of dirt and was thinking, I'd like a bigger lawn. But that made a cliff and I wanted a way down, so I made some stairs. Which lead me to think I needed a road. Then the men in the white suits came. They made good paving material.
    I don't personally know people with extreme kinks that I am aware of

    Some people don't discuss it in public. I generally don't go into much detail about my sex life here (barring funny stories) I do it even less in the real world. Some people are afraid of lack of acceptance, some value the privacy of their partners, and for some it's none of your damn business.

    Thomamelas on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    organ

    mad men or breaking bad first?

    make the call however you see fit.

    hmmm...

    mad men has some ny/nj references you might like, and hotter women...

    breaking bad has more violence and serious arcs, and fewer eps in the first season...

    i say...

    breaking bad

    because i wan us to talk about the main char who is marvelous

    Organichu on
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Took me an hour and a half to get to work today. Fucking traffic.

    stevemarks44 on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    organ

    mad men or breaking bad first?

    make the call however you see fit.

    hmmm...

    mad men has some ny/nj references you might like, and hotter women...

    breaking bad has more violence and serious arcs, and fewer eps in the first season...

    i say...

    breaking bad

    because i wan us to talk about the main char who is marvelous

    aiiiight bruddah

    Variable on
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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I don't personally know people with extreme kinks that I am aware of

    Some people don't discuss it in public. I generally don't go into much detail about my sex life here (barring funny stories) I do it even less in the real world. Some people are afraid of lack of acceptance, some value the privacy of their partners, and for some it's none of your damn business.

    Plus, posts on the forums are indexed in google around 2 seconds after the posts are made.

    mrflippy on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    my kink is missionary with the lights dimmed after a carafe of wine

    just kidding

    Organichu on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    hmmm

    should I play Minecraft while waiting for the VHS tape to be returned to the desk so I can take it out

    Arivia on
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Alright time for a meeting- don't turn on each other when I leave

    not that I am the piece holding back the mob, so to speak, its just that most drama happens when I am away

    so don't do that stuff

    Arch on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    the idea that you can have a private server in minecraft with all of you building up a town... that's pretty cool.

    stop it you asshole

    It'll be like the sims, you'd get bored after like a couple hours.

    You'd think that. But it's like the world's biggest honey-do list. I mean I found myself with a ton of dirt and was thinking, I'd like a bigger lawn. But that made a cliff and I wanted a way down, so I made some stairs. Which lead me to think I needed a road. Then the men in the white suits came. They made good paving material.

    I played around a little on DK's server last night. My initial goal was to just delve deeply/greedily, but first I decided I need a workbench, a furnace, and a chest. And then I realized I needed a place to keep those.

    So I haven't started digging yet because I'm too busy making a mining outpost.

    Silas Brown on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    my kink is missionary with the lights dimmed after a carafe of wine

    just kidding

    man you perv

    how can you live with yourself after doing something that terrible

    Arivia on
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    hmmm

    should I play Minecraft while waiting for the VHS tape to be returned to the desk so I can take it out

    It's going to be impossible to pull you away for Halo, isn't it? :P

    Silas Brown on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    my kink is missionary with the lights dimmed after a carafe of wine

    just kidding

    man you perv

    how can you live with yourself after doing something that terrible

    look i never asked society to make way for me

    i came, i came, i conquered

    Organichu on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Well I know I love it when a woman pretends to be an inanimate object.

    That's not the connotation I meant by it nor what I think of when somebody says "sex toy."

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Well I know I love it when a woman pretends to be an inanimate object.

    That's not the connotation I meant by it nor what I think of when somebody says "sex toy."

    I propose that women are better sex toys when they are animate objects.

    mrflippy on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Rivs this aint a value judgement

    But you have more (and more extreme) kinks than anyone I know of*

    *with the disclaimer that they could be all around me, and I wouldn't know, because most people don't broadcast them
    Really hard not to make a 'feral is a furry' joke right now

    I suspect it's not the case. I think it's simply more likely that the others just haven't discussed them with you.

    hence the disclaimer, because I too am fairly certain that is the case

    The irony here is that I do have kinks that it would be really easy to make fun of me over, but they have nothing to do with furries.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I wonder if I should try the Civ 5 demo before buying the game.

    Sarksus on
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i found minecraft pretty boring

    It gets pretty tedious when you start the game off trying to build a 10 story castle.

    Been having a lot more fun with my small cabin just digging way down trygin to find precious things and not get myself killed/lost in the process.

    But I think I'm going to level a mountain and build a little town next once I get my materials storage built up. And then work on the giant castle of doom.

    HappylilElf on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Rivs this aint a value judgement

    But you have more (and more extreme) kinks than anyone I know of*

    *with the disclaimer that they could be all around me, and I wouldn't know, because most people don't broadcast them
    Really hard not to make a 'feral is a furry' joke right now

    I suspect it's not the case. I think it's simply more likely that the others just haven't discussed them with you.

    hence the disclaimer, because I too am fairly certain that is the case

    The irony here is that I do have kinks that it would be really easy to make fun of me over, but they have nothing to do with furries.

    i feed feral

    he has a big plastic tube down his throat which i fill with a sludge of almond paste, ice cream, and panko

    i like em big

    Organichu on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    the idea that you can have a private server in minecraft with all of you building up a town... that's pretty cool.

    stop it you asshole

    It'll be like the sims, you'd get bored after like a couple hours.

    You'd think that. But it's like the world's biggest honey-do list. I mean I found myself with a ton of dirt and was thinking, I'd like a bigger lawn. But that made a cliff and I wanted a way down, so I made some stairs. Which lead me to think I needed a road. Then the men in the white suits came. They made good paving material.

    I played around a little on DK's server last night. My initial goal was to just delve deeply/greedily, but first I decided I need a workbench, a furnace, and a chest. And then I realized I needed a place to keep those.

    So I haven't started digging yet because I'm too busy making a mining outpost.

    I have the worst mine. It has very little coal. Almost no metal. Yet I keep digging it.

    Thomamelas on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    hmmm

    should I play Minecraft while waiting for the VHS tape to be returned to the desk so I can take it out

    It's going to be impossible to pull you away for Halo, isn't it? :P

    Not really. Honestly I really just want to play with you, period.

    Arivia on
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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    'nichu I saw a video in which a girl got pretty crosseyed when orgasming and I almost sent it to you

    TL DR on
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